by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(May 5, 2026) — “They hide behind the Constitution, but I say those who desire to destroy our Republic need to be dealt with properly, humanely and immediately. Do it my way or suffer the consequences, and my way works 100%, every day, all the time. You contracted TDS and considered yourself incurable. Wrong. I have the cure: TRUST ME.”
“Born to be Happy” (2:39)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest today is a character of great distinction, none other than Henry. Welcome back on ‘Pulse,’ the most-viewed information show in its time slot.”
“And thank you for having me; I am honored, for sure. Let me start off by sharing an observation. For some unknown reason, the Dems embrace the FAKE NEWS. I don’t know why, although I have my suspicions.”
“Suspicions? Tell us.”
“I think that those with TDS are the type of person who tends to jump to conclusions no matter how unbelievable they may be, the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax’ being just one example. They like to take the easy way out, to believe that the Democratic Party is not the party of the Ku Klux Klan, for example.”
“I’ve noticed that. They’re in denial.”
“True, they’re in a place that is not good mentally. Here, I’ll give you an example. ‘Orange man bad’ is just as meaningless as Pravda (Russian for “truth”) reporting that the death toll of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster was 31, when even the dumbest Russian realizes that number is completely unrealistic.”
“So why can’t the Americans figure out that their FAKE NEWS is lying to them?”
“Duped.”
“Duped?”
“Yes. Duped, lied to, on purpose, day after day. ABC, CNN, PBS. Lies. ‘Orange man bad.’ The ignorant Jane Fondas and Robert De Niros slurping it up and regurgitating it into the ears of anyone dumb enough to listen.”
“I liked that.”
“Thank you. There’s more. Everything they’ve been told about Socialism, Facsism, Islam, ANTIFA, BLM, SPLC and ‘No Kings’ has been nothing but lies that are so easy to prove that a 12-year old searching the Internet can rebut it.”
“I believe that. So Fonda and De Niro have been craving attention, kind-of like two-year-olds: ‘You must listen to me because the world revolves around me!’”
“Yes, adults embarrassing themselves in public. It would be funny if it weren’t for the brainwashed out there who are dumb enough to listen to them and believe violence is an acceptable problem-solving policy. Doing away with someone you’ve been programmed to harm is not a wise move, no matter how stupid and indoctrinated one may be. The FAKE NEWS is directly responsible for producing a whole slew of gullible ‘Manchurian Candidates.’”
“How do we fix it?”
“The FAKE NEWS must come clean by reporting the truth*. Firing the Marxist and TDS teachers and professors, too, is a needed step. Wouldn’t it be something if people like Jimmy Kimmel got a taste of their own medicine?”
“Serve them right.”
“That it would. Same for the judges who work for the Deep State, doubly for those traitors who fail to follow the Constitution. Now about these so-called anchor babies: no such thing. Deport them just as you would deport their parents. Put me in charge and there wouldn’t be one anchor baby, one illegal immigrant or one Muslim in our country by 2027. Put me in charge and I’ll use the Army to get the job done. If crybaby Chuck Schumer whines, I’ll censor him, I give you my word. And I’ll do it all legally.”
“And I believe you would do just that. Darn, just when it was getting interesting, we’ve run out of time. This is your Pastor Dunkin, along with Henry, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Worms?”
[*Reporting the truth: Islam is a Totalitarian form of government and not any fake so-called ‘misunderstood and peaceful’ religion. They plan on killing us. They out-and-out say they’re going to kill us; what more do you want? Remember the one thing to take away from World War II is that ‘whenever somebody says they’re going to kill you, believe them.’]
“Seven Little Girls (Sitting in the Backseat)” (2:16)
Pastor Dunkin
Firing the Marxist teachers and professors is a wonderful idea. However, replacing them is not as easy as it seems. We are dealing with huge institutions. These are people who are trained to resist and to attack. They are deeply embedded, still get financial support from parents who do not know any better. — The rise of the home schooling movement is one answer. Meantime, Connecticut, for example, does have clearly stated education laws which prohibit indoctrination. What a joke, but the law is there. It needs to be used vigorously.