by Henry, ©2025
(Oct. 27, 2025) — “Where Have All the Flowers Gone” (3:02)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Boy, do we have a treat for you. We have Roving Reporter on the sidewalk under the awning across from the railroad depot about to waylay commuters.”
“No commuters. No anybody. Wait! Here comes a dog-walker. Excuse me, sir, Roving Reporter here for ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Never heard of you.”
“Would you mind answering a few questions for our audience?”
“What audience? I don’t see any audience.”
“We’re broadcasting live.”
“What’s that squirrel-looking thing?”
“That’s the microphone.”
“Okay, what’s your question?”
“How long before Mamdani holds a public flogging?”
“Oh, I thought the questions would be hard. I’ll say within a year. It’ll be some poor Christian woman who insulted some raghead, probably refusing marriage.”
“What about a public beheading?”
“I’d say a little longer. Make it three years before Mamdani conducts a public beheading of another poor woman accused of some Muslim fantasy. I mean, all the beatings and beheadings will be of women: Christians and Jews, at least during his first term.”
“So, you think Mamdani will be reelected?”
“Fact of life, once the camel gets his nose in the tent, the rest will follow.”
“Hey, thanks for being such a good sport about being interrupted on your dog-walk.”
“No problem.”
“And there he goes and up walks a young woman.”
“You’re that Roving guy, aren’t you? Haven’t seen you in quite a while. Are you back interviewing?”
“For a day, ‘Pulse’ on the beat. Where are you off to this fine morning?”
“To work. I take the Burlington to the Windy City and then do research at the University of Chicago.”
“Interesting. What do you research?”
“Right now, we’re trying to figure out where all the neutrinos are going, I mean, they’re going somewhere and have been for billions of years, but we don’t know where they’re going or why.”
“Neutrinos are small, right?”
“Take the word ‘small’ and decrease it by a few billion. A neutrino can pass through 20 miles of solid lead without hitting anything.”
“No way. Now that is small.”
“Gotta run; here comes my ride. See you.”
“And she’s off. We’ll take a short break.”
“Short People” (2:58)
“And we’re back on an empty sidewalk.”
“Henry here, Roving.”
“Hello, Henry.”
“I’ve a question for you. If some aliens landed and asked to be taken to our leader, what would be the correct answer?”
“Without a doubt, no matter where in the world the aliens landed, the answer would be the same: Trump.”
“Even if they asked Chuck Schumer?”
“Yep, even that lowlife who needs to retire, like now.”
“Are you back working or are you going back into retirement?”
“I’m thinking of taking up painting: you know, trees and stuff.”
“Well, I’m sure we’ll all wish you the best. This is Henry with Roving on the line wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Wonder what the Las Vegas oddsmakers say about when the first public flogging will take place? I’m going to the bait shop. Later.”
“Starry, Starry Night” (3:58)
Henry
Dear Roving Reporter,
I fear you shot yourself in the foot. Interviewing the “dog-walker” I say was a mistake because all that will do is goad the Muslims to vote for Sharia Law that Mamdani will push for.
They support public floggings and beheadings.
They support “honor killings” which is just another name for premeditated First Degree Murder. And they get away with it, just as the “Muslim Rape Gangs” of England get away with their sick way of life targeting very young white girls.
Old men “marrying” pre-teen girls.
Disgusting people.
Sickening.
However, if the rational voters in NYC will vote against Mamdani then all is well with the world and I will retract my complaint.
What say we deport the Muslims.
Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky