Tag: Roving Reporter
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Where are the Neutrinos Going? (RR)
by Henry, ©2025 (Oct. 27, 2025) — “Where Have All the Flowers Gone” (3:02) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Boy, do we have a treat for you. We have Roving Reporter on the sidewalk under the awning across from the railroad depot about to…
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Maskless Company Picnic (RR)
by Madam Shylock, ©2021 (Sep. 14, 2021) — “It Hurts Me Too” (5:14) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today is the company picnic at my Fortune-Telling Emporium here in quiet Cassadaga, Florida. All present and even some past employees are in…
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Horses were Convertibles (RR)
IS THE U.S. “ADVANCING” TO SHARIA LAW? by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jun. 26, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Chief New Leaf, filling in for Roving during this episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ As you can see, we’re at the university to interview students going this way and that. Excuse me, please, got a…
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First Line of Defense: DEPORT (RR)
WHAT IS THE “CLEAR AND CONCISE ORDER?” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 22, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We’re here at the ‘Institute of Military Linguistic Applications’ at an undisclosed location not that far from a town called Woodbury. We’ll be interviewing Professor Dr. Major Zarkov, who is the author of the recent best-seller, ‘Forget…
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Interview with World-Renowned Explorer (RR)
“WE ARE THE EMPLOYERS” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 16, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, we’re down at the docks welcoming the freighter ‘James Jones,’ where we’re going to board and have an exclusive interview with the intrepid explorer, Professor Wert. Some of you may recall the unbelievable claims that the…
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A Walk Down the Midway (RR)
“EVERYONE’S AFRAID TO SPEAK THE TRUTH” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 1, 2015) — “Hey, look! There’s that Roving Reporter dude. We on television? Hi, Mom!” “Alright, guys, let’s keep it down. You all been drinking?” “Let’s see. We’re at the fair to celebrate the 4th and he asks us if we’re lit-up. Watched you the other…
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Is This Coincidence or What? (RR)
WHAT ARE “THINKING AMERICANS” THINKING? by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jun. 29, 2015) — “Hello, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Our station got a rather cryptic call this afternoon asking us to be present at the unveiling of a new flag that’s supposed to represent ‘State’s Rights’ and the Constitution. So, here we are at the home…
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“Let’s See Who We Can Waylay” (RR)
WHAT IS THE “FORMULA TO SUCCESS” FOR AMERICA? by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jun. 24, 2015) — “Hello and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We’ve received a lot of fan letters desiring to hear our ever-popular ‘Let’s See Who We Can Waylay’ street interviews. So what do you say we get started? We see a young couple approaching.…
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What’s Wrong in Washington? (RR)
“NO TRUTHS EXPOSED” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jun. 8, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we’re at the Grand Opening of a new quiz show, ‘What’s Wrong in Washington?’ I just got through talking to the show’s producer and asked him if the airways could accommodate yet another comedy, and he took umbrage to my…
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The House Call
“JUST A FOOTNOTE IN THE HISTORY OF THE HUMAN RACE” by OPOVV, ©2014 (Oct. 21, 2014) — Roving Reporter: “Good evening, radio and television audience. The reason the Declaration of Independence is on your screen is that we got a very strange request from an outfit that calls itself ‘Doctors Without Orbits.’ Maybe they meant to…
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Special Edition
“A FRAUD IN THE WHITE HOUSE” by OPOVV, ©2014 (Sep. 14, 2015) — “Welcome. I’m Roving Reporter, and on this Special Edition of ‘The Other Side’ we’ll be interviewing a person who has just returned from a trip to the Far East and claims to have an amazing story to tell. Welcome to our show.” “Thank…