Horses were Convertibles (RR)

IS THE U.S. “ADVANCING” TO SHARIA LAW?

by OPOVV, ©2016

(Jun. 26, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Chief New Leaf, filling in for Roving during this episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ As you can see, we’re at the university to interview students going this way and that. Excuse me, please, got a minute for ‘Pulse of the Nation?’”

“You’re not Roving, and how come the Indian getup? You’re holding a microphone in one hand and in the other you’ve a rifle. Is that a real rifle and is it loaded? Did you know you’re in a ‘GUN-FREE ZONE’?”

“Which is why I’ve a loaded weapon, and if you had an ounce of common sense you’d do the same. You think for a New York minute the bad guys care about rules, regulations and laws? They target the gullible. I’ve a question for you, okay? Alright: What’s your take on Hillary’s emails?”

“Take? I don’t have any ‘take,’ except to say it’s all a Republican plot.”

“Is that a fact? What if I told you it was how — well, why waste our viewers’ time? Run along now, missy.”

“Why, you’re just as rude as that Roving character. Hillary will be our first woman president.”

“One would surmise that content is worth more than no character, wouldn’t you say?”

“Why, of course. Wait! You tricked me, you Indian. Hillary has lots of character, so there.”

“All below-board. You, sir, yes, you, come on over, if you would, please. You’re not a student, so you must be one of those left-wing professors we all hear about.”

“How, Chief. Used to watch Roving every night. By the way, when’s he coming back?”

“Don’t know. What, you no like Chief?”

“Oh, no, I didn’t mean it that way. Just curious, that’s all. I mean, all of a sudden he’s here and then he’s not.”

“He’s ‘on assignment,’ which means he’s off to reconnect with past acquaintances. Now a question: what do you do here?”

“Collect a paycheck to supplement my retirement income. And teach history.”

“Florida history? The history of the electric shaver?”

“World history.”

“In what capacity did you retire?  What did you do for a living?”

“I was with ‘The Company.’ I studied history and every Tuesday morning submitted my report.”

“Reports about what?”

“Anything. You see, I’d read about what was happening in the field and draw conclusions. Just prior to my retirement, I read about a burqa shortage and related items. My conclusion was that the ‘Armies of Islam’ are to adopt burqas as ‘the uniform of the day’; I kid you not. Different color and designs designating rank and expertise, i.e., black full-length with mesh: money launderers; PFC’s: the hijab; red burqas are the ones going around yelling ‘Allahu Akbar!’ There are two styles to choose from: ‘Scaredy-cat’ or ‘Common Coward.’ The ‘Common Coward’ is the overwhelming favorite by a 2:1 margin.”

“Wow, I didn’t know that. Got any more?”

“Well, yes. Last class I was teaching was about the concept of progress, where I made the observation that for thousands of years people traveled on convertibles.”

“You mean they rode horses. That’s pretty funny.”

“I’ve got one more thing to say before my class. About these Muslims raping this five-year-old girl in Idaho. Look, I’m not saying it was planned; face it, wherever you have Muslims you have savage behavior. Savage behavior is defined as how Muslims acted in the school massacre in Beslan, Russia in 2004.

“When you have Muslims living among Americans, these rapes of five-year-old little girls are a given, but what is not a given is how the DOJ reacts to it. Here’s the current equation: Muslim Brotherhood + Obama’s Administration = DOJ’s hands-off policy regarding any sanctions against Muslims that possibly would curtail the advancement of Sharia Law. Now I’ve a class to teach. Nice talking with you, Chief. Give my regards to Roving.”

“Will do and thanks for your time. And speaking of time, our time is up. Thank you for watching. Goodnight.”

“You forgot to say ‘On behalf of the crew’ when you signed off.”

“Oh, sorry. ‘An Army of Burqas’: that was pretty funny. But what wasn’t funny in the least was about the DOJ not taking those rapists off the streets. Imagine that. If I were a father of a five-year-old little girl I’d stay right next to her with my 12-gauge. Let’s grab a burger; Roving’s treat.”

Semper Fi

OPOVV

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