“JUST PLAIN NUTS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 12, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and with me on ‘The Pulse of the Nation’ is Jean Nyland, a Democratic strategist, who will answer any question you may have about how the Democrats are just plain nuts. The phone number is on the bottom of your […]
“SUBSIDIZING OUR OWN DESTRUCTION” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a place of composure, where brooks bubble, birds sing, and the welcoming sound of handcuffs clinking on deep-staters on their way to the ‘Big House’* is heard, we hope. As they say, the proof is in […]
“A DISEASE OF THE MIND” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 7, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where your mind can take a break; let us do the thinking for you; think of it as watching a TV commercial without the hype, lies and the sex: ‘The Pulse of the […]
“THE PATHWAY TO TOTAL DESTRUCTION” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 8, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ being broadcasted from the stage of the auditorium here at the university. Roving is up in the balcony and will close the show, but for now I’ll […]
“TALKING SENSE” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Aug. 17, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ one of the few places where the truth is laid bare for all to see. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this evening’s program. We’ve just received a […]
AND CHIEF NEW LEAF SAYS HIS PEACE by OPOVV, ©2018 (Jan. 24, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ever-popular info-news show: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re back on our corner; well, actually around the corner – out of the wind—where we’ll waylay some unsuspecting people and ask them what […]
“I HAVE SPOKEN” by OPOVV , ©2017. (Dec. 15, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Lately our downtown office has been overwhelmed by snail-mail; e-mails; texts; and by people showing up in person to vent about our corrupt government. The day that Congress allowed Lois Lerner to nonchalantly walk out […]
“THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Dec. 14, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the one show on the idiot box that may actually be informative enough for you, the voter, to make the correct choice when you’re in the voting booth. As a […]
“MORE AND MORE EACH DAY” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Dec. 11, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Baptist church down on Hawthorn Street. As you can see, we’re ensconced in the balcony and all set up with the camera while Molly, our sound operator, is manning the board. The good Pastor […]
“THIS IS AMERICA” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Oct. 8, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and today we take the gloves off at ‘Pulse of the Nation’ and ask the hard questions that the other news shows avoid. We’ve been given the go-ahead from our editor to go after the meat and potatoes and bypass […]
A “RAW DEAL,” OR SELF-INFLICTED WOUNDS? by OPOVV, ©2017 (Sep. 25, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that just lays it out. Hello, my name is Roving and I just got a call from a friend that needs a helping hand, so I’ll be turning […]
“A PLANNED ATTACK ON AMERICA” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Sep. 2, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ever-popular news show, ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where nothing is off-limits, which makes us the talk at the water cooler. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host as we interview […]
“A SANITIZED FUTURE” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Aug. 19, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and for this episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation’ we’ve been invited down to the church on Hawthorn Street to listen to Chief New Leaf give a little talk titled ‘American Indian Wisdom.’ Let’s listen in: “How. Or in today’s […]
“HE FOLDED” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Jul. 23, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that keeps its viewers riveted to their seats, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter and I’ll be your host for the show and, what’s this? Looks like Chief New Leaf’s RV. Well, […]
“PROTECT THE CIVILIANS” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Jun. 29, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the top show in its time slot, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m Professor Zorkophsky and will be filling in for Roving as your host for this episode. I’m reading from script that Roving wrote and […]
“YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Jun. 26, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another special edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m Roving Reporter and will be your host for tonight’s show. As you can see, we’re back in the university’s auditorium about to learn what Chief New […]
“THE ‘OCCUPIERS’” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Jun. 2, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and do we ever have a show for you. We’re out here on location, and if ever there were an ‘on location,’ this is it. What happened was that the good professor – that would be our very own Professor Zorkophsky, […]
“PUSHING A NARRATIVE” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Apr. 20, 2017) — “He asked me if I’d take a bet on a week free from the ‘Aloha Akbar’ insanity and I told him no way.” “You spelt ‘Allahu’ incorrectly.” “No, I didn’t, and there’s no way this side of common sense anyone would take that bet. You […]
“WHERE’S YOUR FREEDOM?” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Apr. 13, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another interesting episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re in the auditorium at the university about to hear Chief New Leaf give a short talk about the American Indian’s perspective on the state of the Union. […]
“IF HE GOES DOWN, SO DO WE ALL” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Mar. 8, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ever popular ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ As you can see, we’re off location at the State Park for an exclusive interview with Chief New Leaf. Howdy, Chief, so what’s up?” “You […]