by Henry, ©2025
(Oct. 23, 2025) — “Victory at Sea Theme Music” (0:58)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’ve been invited to Pastor Dunkin’s little church down on Hawthorn Street to watch a play written by Chief New Leaf. As you can see, we’re filming from the balcony so as not to be a distraction.
The house is packed, as they say; the lights are dimming as the makeshift curtain rises to reveal an altar resembling the bridge of an American naval destroyer. The lady frog ‘Can Can’ (2:22) dancers complete their routine and exit the altar, stage right. The actors assume their positions on the bridge: helmsman (works the steering wheel), lee helmsman (works the accelerator and the driveshaft – Neutral, Drive, Reverse), messenger, a boatswain mate on the phones and the Officer of the Deck.
Messenger: “Did I just see some frogs hopping around to ‘Can Can’ music?”
Lee helmsman: “You’re seeing things; you’ve been out at sea too long.”
Helmsman: “I thought I heard some music, too.”
OOD: “Gentlemen, keep your eyes on the road. There’s a carrier operating somewhere over yonder and ‘bird farms’ aren’t known to broadcast their intentions. Steer 270.”
Helmsman: “Aye-aye, steering 270.”
OOD: “Very well.”
Lee helmsman: “Sir, I read you get arrested for walking your dog in any of the English countries. What’s going on?”
OOD: “Well, I’ll tell you. Here’s the deal: a few of their politicians have a financial stake in hotels, gambling and prostitution houses in London where the Arab billionaires go to spend their money, and much of that money goes in the pockets of select politicians who sold out their country.”
Lee helmsman: “You mean it’s that simple, sir; it’s all about money?”
OOD: “Always has been and looks like it always will be. You see, greed is a powerful weapon: just look at our Congress crying over Trump stopping their gravy train from China.”
Helmsman: “Steering 270.”
OOD: “Very well.”
Lee helmsman: “You mean to say we’re just as corrupt and stupid as the English?”
OOD: “I’m afraid so.”
Boatswain: “Sir, forward port lookout spots a boat ahead.”
OOD: “All ahead slow. Steer 260.”
Lee helmsman: “All ahead slow. Ding-Ding. Answering all ahead slow.”
OOD: “Very well.”
Helmsman: “Steering 260.”
OOD: “Very well.”
Boatswain: “Lookout reports boat has a launcher. Also reports that everyone on the boat is wearing burqas.”
OOD: “Boats, tell the main gun crew to sink the boat.”
Boatswain mate: “Aye-aye, sir. Lookout reports boat sunk.”
OOD: “Very well. Helmsman, steer 270 at 20 knots.”
Lee helmsman: “What just happened, sir?”
OOD: “We just deported a bunch of ragheads.”
Lee Helmsman: “Deported, sir?”
OOD: “Deported from the land of the living to the land of the dead.”
Lee Helmsman: “Is Hakeem Jeffries part of the problem, sir?”
OOD: “Hakeem Jeffries is the problem.”
Lee Helmsman: “Sir, if we get it, why don’t they?”
OOD: “Money and their basic hate of the Constitution.”
Lee Helmsman: “But why would anyone hate the Constitution, sir?”
OOD: “Because they don’t know any better. They lost the ability to think for themselves. Just think if Hakeem Jeffries would embrace ‘Make America Great Again,’ how our country would improve overnight: safer. I’d like to see every American get on the same page as Trump: no sanctuary anything.”
Lee Helmsman: “But what about deporting the millions who want to destroy our Constitution and kill all of us Jews and Christians?”
OOD: “It all comes down to money. Always follow the money. Does Trump have a blind side when it comes to deporting people who want nothing more than to kill him, his family and you and me? Something to think about: when does trade become more important than your life?”
Boatswain mate: “Lookout reports sharks in the water.”
OOD: “Very well. Steady as she goes.”
Helmsman: “Steady as she goes, sir. Steering 270 at 20 knots.”
OOD: “Very well.”
The curtain lowers to the music of the theme of “Anchors Aweigh” (2:21) as the house lights brighten.
FINI
[Reminder: Get women off NAVY ships.]
[Double reminder: Netanyahu: release the whole footage of the Hamas attack of Oct. 7 so the world can finally realize what we’re fighting against.]
With ALL due respect Henry, IMHO it’s all about the fundamental transformation of our beloved Constitutionally ordained Democratic Republic into a Totalitarian State. And the failure of the Legislative, Executive and Judicial branches of our Federal government to faithfully execute the law against the constitutionally ineligible, Marxist, Muslim Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, aka Soebarkah HAS been and still IS the problem.
By any and all means necessary deport every Muslim and get every woman off Navy ships.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.