Chief New Leaf has Axe to Grind (RR)

“NOT IN THE FORGIVING BUSINESS”

by OPOVV, ©2020

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(May 20, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re responding to an invite by Rook Dunkin to listen to Chief New Leaf give a talk about growing up on a reservation and learning the ways of the true indigenous forefathers of our country.”

“Very well-done, Roving, and I thank you for such a glowing introduction. Just as I arrived, Madam Shylock called to tell me that as far as she knows, AG William Barr is not a card-carrying member of the ‘Fortune-Tellers’ Union,’ so he had no basis on which to comment on whether any investigation of Joe Pedophile Biden and his ex-boss, Barry Soetoro, will not turn into a criminal investigation that will send at least one of them to a cage down in GITMO.

“She also said that the Deep State bet the farm on the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax,’ so they’ve nothing left except for grasping at straws, rats abandoning the ship, implementing a ‘scorched-earth’ policy. There’s a half-million Chinese students going to various schools of higher learning in our country so it’s conceivable that they can take out our power grid, disrupt our communications and by next Thursday we’ll all have orders barked at us in Chinese, or, just as plausible, in Arabic since we’ve millions of Muslims in our non-Muslim country.

“If Trump is reelected, Obama’s fake BIRTH CERTIFICATE will be exposed with the full pardon of LTC Terry Lakin and the house of corruption will come tumbling down, Hillary will be exposed, and all the King’s men won’t be able to put the Democratic Socialist Party of the United States back together again. Even the dumbest of us, such as Jim Carey and Chuck Schumer, will be forced to see the error of their ways and admit – for starters – that the PLO is not a charitable organization. The Muslim-lovers may wish that Yasser Arafat would’ve spent 1% of the millions that the United States gave to him on a health clinic or to teach young girls how to read and write instead of wasting all the money on suicide vests and missiles.

“She went on to say that all of us want to get back to work and that the only hand the Dems have to play is that of folding or going for broke. If they fold, the Trump Derangement Syndrome will be cured, whereas if they go for broke it’ll put them one step away from forever being left on the platform watching the train leave the station, day after day, year after year, for the rest of their lives, never admitting that they were used – just as Jane Fonda was used by the North Vietnamese Communist Party – by the Deep State to destroy their own country, our country.

“Before she hung up she told me that the Dems will lash out at anything that moves to attack Trump, because they know that their days are numbered. Those who put their star on ignorance vs. rational thought will leave their ‘I Voted for John McCain’ and ‘Michelle in 2020’ bumper stickers on, asking the world to leave those afflicted alone for they know not what they do: pity those who haven’t the intellect to know that the question, ‘WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE,’ is not only valid but the key to the whole sordid charade since Obama and Valerie Jarrett opened the doors for the Muslim invasion.

“Madam Shylock said she’s not in the forgiving business — that’s left to others — but if even one Dem is elected this November it’ll be one too many. She told me not to be surprised to hear stories of cops stopping people on their way home from the grocery store and if they find beer and cigarettes they’ll send them on their way, but if they find Cheerios and M&Ms they haul them off to jail.

“That’s what the phone call was about, that and beware of the snitches, for they are the worst of the lot. They are the ones who give credence to those who do the enemy’s bidding. They are the whiners who support Affirmative Action, the lowering of the standards so in the year 2025 our high school graduates will be four years behind the rest of the world’s graduates: tough to compete when the competition has a clear advantage.

“Anyway, the very last thing she said is that the Deep  State will continue to do everything in their power to allow mail-in voting so they don’t get surprised like the last time, when their shoe-in candidate Hillary lost. They know that heads will roll during the lame-duck years of Trump’s presidency, so they have to use any means – legal and illegal – to oust a politician who has the audacity to not only tell the truth but to keep campaign promises as well. She wondered how much better shape our country would be in if the Dems supported Trump from Day One. The best example is the whole Flynn mess that they can’t even end it on a high note; they have to wallow in the swamp as long as possible.”

“I’m sorry to interrupt, Chief, but we’ve reached our time limit for this ‘Pulse’ broadcast and so we have to thank our viewers for watching Chief New Leaf give his most interesting speech that was titled ‘Growing Up the Indian Way.’ Okay, now: on behalf of the crew and Chief New Leaf, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

Still the Blues” (3:36)

OPOVV

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