“NOT IN THE FORGIVING BUSINESS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (May 20, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re responding to an invite by Rook Dunkin to listen to Chief New Leaf give a talk about growing up on a reservation and learning […]
DOES ANYONE CARE? by Tom Arnold, ©2020 (May 16, 2020) — You were elected president after your party and its chairperson, the then-Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, certified that there was nothing in your background that would constitutionally disqualify you from being nominated and elected. You were born in a foreign country, and at […]
USURPER TRASHING PRESIDENT TRUMP AND COUNTRY ON REGULAR BASIS by Bob Russell, ©2020 (Apr. 30, 2020) — I just read an article about the ineligible and illegally-elected barak obama violating the Logan Act, legislation passed in 1799 to prevent former government officials, or any private citizen, from trying to represent the nation without proper status. […]
“PROOF OF THEFT” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Apr. 27, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to another interview with the nurse who is ready to spill the beans on our ongoing investigative reporting on the corruption in the nursing home/retirement and assisted-living centers in Minnesota. Hello, my name is Roving Reporter (RR) […]
TO: ALL THE PRETEND PATRIOTS, THE ETHICALLY CHALLENGED POLITICIANS, AND THE PHONY JOURNALISTS WHO DID NOT, AND STILL DO NOT, HAVE THE PROFESSIONALISM AND COURAGE TO TELL US, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, WHAT IS REALLY WRONG WITH OUR COUNTRY, AND HAS BEEN WRONG NOW FOR MORE THAN AN DECADE. by Tom Arnold, ©2020 (Apr. 18, 2020) […]
“INELIGIBLE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 11, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your break from the fake news. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR), bringing you on-the-street interviews with our neighbors to learn what’s bugging them. You all know the routine by now: we tape in […]
“THE BANDWAGON OF IMPEACHMENT” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 21, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘the Pulse of the Nation,’ where if you hear it here you don’t need to hear it anywhere else. I’m Roving, the host of this show, and we’re broadcasting from the train station because it’s too […]
“FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2019 (Dec. 24, 2019) — Ren Jander may be on to something with his recent post positing that, as a matter of constitutional law – backed up by the U.S. Supreme Court decision in Nixon v. United States, 506 U.S. 224 (1993) – the U.S. Senate need not […]
“LET’S START ACTING LIKE WARRIORS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 24, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another informative episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where your mind tells you to go for the truth. That’s right: what you learn here may not be to your liking but, […]
“THE GIANT LEAP” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 28, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where, if you don’t leave with a smile, we’ll feel let down. That’s right, you’ve tuned in to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for the proof we all yearn for; the calming […]
“NO QUESTIONS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 21, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where we straighten out any ambiguities that seem to exist, or any of the fakeness that does exist, specifically about that media’s fawning over Michelle Obama as if she’s a person of interest (which she is […]
“PRETTY STRONG WORDS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 19, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a television information show that reports the daily news in real time with real facts. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and, as you can see, we’re back […]
“DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 22, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that just lays it out for all to see and for all to decide: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’m […]
“THE WHOLE WORLD ISN’T FAIR” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for your brain to take a break from the chaos that surrounds us all. Going through the mail the other day, I came across a letter accusing […]
SOCIALISM’S DESTRUCTION OF LIVES by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 30, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another interview of the best-selling author of psychiatry textbooks and our friend, Professor Zorkophsky. Hello, my name is Roving and I’m your host for ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one show that isn’t afraid of […]
“A WAKE-UP CALL” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 26, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where the truth sees the light of day and it’s up to us to make of it what we will. Listen, if you’re a sensitive soul and are afraid of constructive criticism, […]
“THE NEW LOWEST” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place for your mind to run to for a little bit of peace and quiet. Hello, my name is Roving and I’m glad you could make it. And here we are, […]
“FORGET FACTS; JUST FEEL GOOD” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 16, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the home of the malted and our interpretation of the truth, for example: Beta* O’Rourke and How-Utterly-Stupid-Can-A-Human-Being-Be Cortez. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be […]
“DUMB AND AFRAID” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place for you to become enlightened by the facts; the place where we don’t believe a word out of the Pentagon; and the one place where our audience is treated with the […]
“THERE’S THE ENEMY, RIGHT IN MY FACE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 7, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the informative show that addresses your need to know. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host while we make another visit to Professor Zorkophsky’s cozy office, […]