by Henry, ©2025
(Jul. 24, 2025) — “The Best Part of Living” (3:03)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Leave it to the British to throw a wrench – spanner – into the gears to mess it up for all. But let’s not forget the French, who are equally culpable in doing an equal amount of harm to the memory of the Magna Carta and the precepts of the French Revolution. But, then again, the Canadians and Americans are dutifully following in lockstep, so maybe the English, Scots and Irish can’t be totally blamed for having the highest percentage of stupid people.
“Stupid people got the COVID ‘vaccination,’ let alone boosted; stupid people believed (and many still do) in the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax.’ Stupid people believed in the European Union and continue to give credence to whatever makes it easier to understand without actually looking at the facts. And what are the ‘facts?’
“Fact is the only way to teach a two-year-old that if you touch the hot burner it will hurt like all get-out, so don’t touch the burner; got it? I would like to take the same approach with the Dems, but the problem with that is they won’t listen, one, and two, it would be like talking to the cat. It’s like in the days of Vietnam: the South Vietnamese didn’t want anything to do with Communism, but the ‘Anti-War’ movement wasn’t paying attention to the desires of the people we were supposedly fighting for; all they were interested in was ‘fighting the establishment.’ Too bad that the ‘establishment’ just happened to be the ‘military industrial complex’ that never articulated the end game in South Vietnam if it was anything other than insider trading government contracts.
“But the games being played back 50 years ago were ‘identity politics,’ quite unlike today’s politics where the prize is whole countries vs. protest marches and candidates’ speeches.
“That’s right; we’ve gone beyond borders, beyond common sense and certainly beyond any sense at all. Take, for instance, any policy of the Dems. Maybe it’s Barry Soetoro’s (that would be Obama’s) BIRTH CERTIFICATE, or maybe the stolen 2020 election or any other ridiculous platform of the Dems. You say that the Jan. 6 protests were an ‘insurrection?’ What about certifying fraudulent votes or, to put it in plain English, certifying ‘known’ fraudulent votes? So, the 2020 election wasn’t honest, and 10, 20, 30 million illegal gatecrashers entered our country. First stop: Welfare and Food Stamps and crowded emergency rooms. More Spanish speakers than any other but a few million Muslims snuck in. The Dems’ platform? ‘Comprehensive immigration reform’ is the catch-phrase for blanket amnesty.
“That’s right; the Dems look the other way when it comes to upholding the law about vetting people who come into our ‘house,’ ‘house’ being the euphemism for the USA. But I care who crosses our border. Heck, we have a whole Chinese Army Division in-house and, even worse, at least in my mind, millions of Jihadists, millions of pressure-cooker bombers, thanks to Miss Cackle – Kamala – who ‘was in charge of the border.’
“And that’s my opening. Before I introduce our featured speaker, we’ll pause for a short commercial.”
“To You, Sweetheart, Aloha” (2:30)
“And we’re back with our featured guest, Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky who will speak his mind, I’m sure. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for having me on your most popular show. I just want to say something before the questions. Not everyone in the USA is a dumb cluck. Let’s take everyone who works and contributes to your TV show. None of them got ‘The Clot Shot,’ none of them believed in the Jan. 6 ‘insurrection,’ and none of them swallowed the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax.’ You’re all, and always have been, totally MAGA and that is good; it’s good to support those who support the Constitution.”
“I understand you were in the Navy, is that correct?”
“Yes, I sailed around the world, even made a cruise through the Panama Canal, and when I got back into ‘The World,’ I was employed by the VA as a shrink treating nuts and got canned for refusing to render my PTSD patients ‘brain-dead.’”
“You refused to push ‘downers’ on your patients?”
“Yes, and because of that they fired me, so I became a college professor, wrote bestsellers, mainly in the ‘amateur psychoanalyst’ genre, retired and here I am, going around the country on the ‘chicken salad circuit’: you know, ladies’ clubs and VFWs.”
“That’s what Chief New Leaf does, and he likes it a lot. ‘See the USA’ kind of thing.”
“Great country but very dangerous. Everyone mourns the needless death of Lakin Riley, but why wasn’t she armed? How come she wasn’t carrying a lightweight .357 Magnum revolver? Did her father fail her? Did the school fail her? Did America fail her? We know Biden and Kamala failed her, failed her big time. The whole judicial system failed her because the creep who murdered her shouldn’t’ve been in the USA in the first place. I’d like to see the ‘Cackle Queen’ arrested for being an accessory to murder. “
“So, too, would we all, I’m sure. Look, as long as you’re here, an ex-Navy man, what about women in the ‘blue water’ Navy?”
“Blue water Navy: ships that cross oceans. Look, combat is stressful enough without adding distractions, understand? After millions of years of evolution, women are still a distraction to men. And that’s the bottom line. It’s not about women being qualified or not, it’s about women being women. It’s not rocket science, understand? You either understand this conversation, or you’re wearing blinders, head stuck in the ground, a two-year-old’s mentality. And if you can’t get it by now, at least have the good sense to keep your mouth shut. Sorry to be so blunt, and don’t expect an apology.”
“Never crossed our minds.”
“One last statement. The Chinese are a distraction, a serious distraction, to be sure, but it’s the Islamic takeover that is the one we better pay attention to before the Constitution is nothing more than a fading memory.”
“I heard you speculate that the United States will be a Third-World Muslim Cesspool in 20 years. Still think that way?”
“I’m afraid so; sorry to upset your audience, but that’s what I think. Let me ask you one question: Omar lied, falsified information, but the Department of Homeland Security looks the other way. Bottom line, Omar hasn’t been deported, and no other Muslims have been deported. Goodbye, America; goodbye, civilization.”
“Very well, and I, for one, also see the writing on the wall. And so, this is Henry, along with Zork, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Sliders in the freezer for you; I’m having grasshopper thoraxes dipped in honey. Meet you out back on the picnic table.”
“Hello Stranger” (2:40)