“THE OVERTHROW OF OUR CONSTITUTION” by OPOVV, ©2020 (May 17, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation’ down here in Cassadaga, Florida, with another exciting session with Madam Shylock. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re going to ask just one question this time. Thank you for being […]
FROM “IN DEFENSE OF RURAL AMERICA” by Ron Ewart, President, NARLO, ©2019 (May 26, 2019) — Last week in our article entitled, “Done In By Our Own Irrational Compassion,” we covered some of the generalities of illegal immigration. We received a response to the article from a Floridian who tells the story in stark human […]
FROM “IN DEFENSE OF RURAL AMERICA” by Ron Ewart, ©2019, President, NARLO (May 19, 2019) — “Hospitals are closing across the country due to the burden of illegal immigration, college students find that summer jobs have dried up due to illegal immigration, and wages across the board are depressed by the overwhelming influx of cheap […]
“TOUTING AMNESTY” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Jun. 8, 2018) — Conversation aboard the USS XXXX, a US NAVY Destroyer, somewhere in WESTPAC*. The sailors are lounging on the fantail** talking and listening to a guitar. “Slow Acoustic Blues” (3:46) “Here comes Mr. Short-Time.” “How you guys doin’?” “How many days is it now?” “I’m slidin’; let […]
“A PURE OPPORTUNIST” by Jeff Crouere, ©2018 (Feb. 16, 2018) — In 1968, Michigan Governor George Romney failed in his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination. The ambition to serve as our nation’s Commander-in-Chief was shared by his son, Willard “Mitt” Romney, who attempted to win the presidency four decades later. In 2008, Romney, the […]
“GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Feb. 8, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your favorite info-news show of the day. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for today’s program. With me on the phone is Professor Zorkophsky, our eyes […]
FROM “IN DEFENSE OF RURAL AMERICA” by Ron Ewart, ©2018, President, NARLO (Jan. 28, 2018) — “The most logical fix for most of America’s fiscal problems would be to pass a law requiring that no recipient of a government handout or benefit could vote on any issue or vote for any candidate that would or […]
“SLEAZY POLITICIANS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Jan. 18, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the info-news show that’s the hit at the water cooler the next morning. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host for this episode, which is, […]
“EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Jan. 9, 2018) — “I tell you, it’s a scam. It’s nothing but a cheap lie that not even a used car salesman would stoop so low as to say as the icing on the cake to make the sale.” “Okay, it’s nothing but a lie, but […]
FREEDOM VS. SLAVERY by OPOVV, ©2018 (Jan. 3, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and, for many of you, welcome to your favorite Award Winning info-news show. That’s right, we’ve been voted by our very own unscientific poll that we’re the most-watched television show in its time slot; how that translates to the popularity […]
“HE FOLDED” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Jul. 23, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that keeps its viewers riveted to their seats, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter and I’ll be your host for the show and, what’s this? Looks like Chief New Leaf’s RV. Well, […]
“I’M READY TO TURN THIS PAGE IN OUR LIVES” by Sharon Rondeau (Jun. 18, 2017) — On Saturday afternoon, The Post & Email noticed a tweet from commentator Ann Coulter which reads: Not a “Happy Father’s Day” for Billy Inman on 17th anniversary of his only child’s death by an illegal alien. http://bit.ly/2sAIqIQ.” We opened […]
“PUSHING A NARRATIVE” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Apr. 20, 2017) — “He asked me if I’d take a bet on a week free from the ‘Aloha Akbar’ insanity and I told him no way.” “You spelt ‘Allahu’ incorrectly.” “No, I didn’t, and there’s no way this side of common sense anyone would take that bet. You […]
“DRAINING THE SWAMP” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Mar. 22, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that entertains as well as informs. The format of the show is to ask everyday people about their everyday lives. Excuse me, sir, Roving Reporter here to ask you a […]
“NO MORE EXCUSES” by Jeff Crouere, ©2017 (Mar. 3, 2017) — In early 2009, conservative activists starting meeting across the country to organize the first Tea Party rallies and express their opposition to the liberal agenda of President Barack Obama. Activists were most concerned about the biggest component of the President’s agenda: the socialized healthcare […]
“GET A GRIP ON IT” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Feb. 21, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ The other day I expressed my personal opinion about Melania reciting ‘The Lord’s Prayer’ and the office was immediately inundated with congratulations. However, there were a few Hillary-lovers out there who accused the […]
“THE IMPORTANT NEWS OF THE DAY” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Dec. 17, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the provocative news show of the times. Hello. I’m your Roving Reporter and will be your host for this evening’s edition. You regular viewers will recognize the umbrella on the corner […]
THE “UPSET” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Nov. 16, 2016) — Like the giant spider Shelob after she stung Frodo, the Hillary supporters (Obots) slithered into the dark and deep crevices, the ones that are dirt-encrusted, the entrances laid with every shade of brown moss that traps cigarette butts, to hide in shame and despair after the count […]
FROM “IN DEFENSE OF RURAL AMERICA” by Ron Ewart, President, NARLO, ©2016 (Oct. 30, 2016) — There are millions of Americans who still believe in the land of the free and home of the brave. They still believe in their minds that they are free, a freedom that had to be written in blood in […]
“AN ARROGANT DISREGARD FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN” by Jeff Crouere, ©2016 (Sep. 23, 2016) — In a bizarre video message this week to the Laborers International Union of North America, Hillary Clinton asked, “Why aren’t I 50 points ahead?” She seemed concerned that her opponent, Donald Trump, had closed the gap in the polls. Clinton […]