DO NOT READ if You Can’t Take the Truth (RR)


by OPOVV, ©2018

(Jan. 3, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and, for many of you, welcome to your favorite Award Winning info-news show. That’s right, we’ve been voted by our very own unscientific poll that we’re the most-watched television show in its time slot; how that translates to the popularity of the reading of the transcripts (that can only be read on The P&E) is another question entirely, since The P&E is a privately-owned company (at least as of this broadcast — although I’ve heard rumors) so we don’t have access to the files (‘Hey, Boss, since we’re so popular, how ‘bout a pay raise?’).

“Hello, my name is Roving and I’m the host of the show that doesn’t deal in rumors, unless you consider speculation akin to deductive reasoning. It’s still ‘cold-as-the-dickens’ out there so we called a few of our regulars (who just happen to be in town during the MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HANUKKAH season) and extended an invite. With me in the studio today is an old regular who we don’t get to see that often (since he’s always off exploring somewhere), the one and only Professor Wert. Welcome aboard, Professor.”

“Glad to help out an old friend. Been watching your show, and it’s just mind-boggling how many gullible people there are who have fallen for this DACA hype, as if we’re so stupid not to have figured out the La Raza political ploy for the Southwestern States to succeed to Mexico.

“I don’t know how stupid a person has to be to be fooled by the one-step-beyond-the-obvious, but unless we treat an illegal immigrant as an illegal immigrant, why not just throw up our hands and just give them what they want; give them whatever they want; heck, they’re here anyway and we don’t have the brains, the nerve, or the guts to kick them out and save our country.”

“Sounds as if you’re pretty opinionated about it, but excuse us while we break for a commercial.”

That’s All” (2:01)

“You kidding me? DACA is just another word for AMNESTY, make no mistake about it. Look, the people who are pushing for DACA/Dreamers/amnesty are the same people who pushed for Occupy/Antifa/Obama/Hillary/Sanders/Socialism and cried the loudest when President Trump limited the Muslim invasion from a few Islamic States.”

“Muslim invasion?”

“Muslims get in, no small thanks to our very own Muslim Relocating Services, otherwise known as the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), and the first thing the Muslims do is have baby after baby after baby and before you know it they’re the majority and just voted for Sharia Law: goodbye, Constitution; goodbye, freedom of speech and welcome to the world where women are beaten, disfigured with battery acid (sulfuric acid), and ‘honor-murdered’: premeditated Murder One where the defendant is always found Not Guilty because, after all, women are less important than anything else anyone could think of.

“But it doesn’t stop there, does it? Muslim men think that Western women can be raped at any time, anywhere; that Muslim men can get away with it because, either Western women are asking for it and/or it is the right of the Muslim men to do whatever they want to an unbeliever, including murder.

“Sweden is now the Rape Capital of Europe with the British Empire a close second that is tied with Germany and all the other countries of the world wherever there are Muslims.”

“Why, that’s everywhere.”

“The United States is about to hit the final stretch and aren’t we going to be surprised when we tie the rest of the Western Civilized countries when our women are getting disfigured by acid attacks, mowed down by machine gun or slashed with knives on a beach because they’re wearing swimsuits, beaten, raped and murdered wholesale.”

“So this DACA conversation is what, a red herring?”

“It makes the color ‘red’ look like, what, a dull rust? Of course it’s a red herring and it’s so obvious. Wait, is it too obvious; is that it? Is it so simple that even the dumbest; the most easily swayed; the ones with a certain brainwave pattern who tend to follow the herd; who join with the mob; who long for a wish to belong to some group? Let’s include the ones who cried when they saw someone cry on television because Hillary lost. Where, oh where, are the puppies? Where’s someone to hug? Where is that someone to tell me it’s okay; that everything will be fine; that we all aren’t going to die?

“See what I mean? It’s all hype, this DACA. It’s not for real because if a person is illegal, well, just because a person was born in the United States from illegal parents they’re still illegal. Look: you can’t fake or make-believe legal. You either are legal or you are not. No “Dreamer,” no “undocumented,” no “guest,” and no DACA.

“And that’s all I’ve got to say on something that shouldn’t even have to be discussed, see? What makes it all so dirty, so doggone disgusting that it’s not really even a subject worth talking about. Every time that someone mentions the word “DACA” they’re lying to you, lying straight to your face because all it is is a smokescreen for amnesty and even more bad news down the pike. And that’s all I’ve got to say. Thanks for having me on; thanks for the coffee and snacks. Bye, Roving and crew.”

“Good day to you, Professor Wert, worldwide intrepid explorer extraordinaire. Hope to see you soon. Good luck in Kenya uncovering the whereabouts of the doctor who delivered Obama.

“Not finished? Read a letter? Very well.


Dear Roving:

Why can’t I find you on my cable hookup?



Dear Roberta,

We are really a city tele-news show/small-time human-interest story station; add a little entertainment here and there and that’s it.

We mainly deal with local news.

The nationwide stations have little or no interest in us.

The transcript that is sent to The P&E Internet Political Blog has been highly edited and sanitized to pass rigid Family Friendly Standards.

Roving Reporter (RR)


“And now it’s that time for me to wish you all, on behalf of the crew, a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Hey, Wert, join us for burgers: my treat.”

Funny How Time Slips Away” (2:55)


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