by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 17, 2024) — “To Know Him is to Love Him” (2:23) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re quite often asked who to go to after the proverbial hits the fan and, thanks to the stupidity […]
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President Trump Fictitiously Calls Henry (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 8, 2024) — “Hello It’s Me” (3:51) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Due to popular demand, Henry will be our featured guest. As you can see, we’re on the front porch of ‘Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium,’ located […]
Henry’s Perspective on Current Affairs (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 4, 2024) — “Our Day Will Come” (2:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Henry, who will share his philosophical views on what’s happening in our world today. Welcome to the most listened-to information […]
USA Celebrates Mental Illness (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 2, 2024) — “Don’t Worry” (3:15) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’ve had enough correspondence of ‘My cable provider doesn’t provide you’ to choke a horse. Enough! Live with it; just be thankful that there’s […]
“Face the Music,” a Play by Henry (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 28, 2024) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. A couple of weeks ago we received an invitation to attend a play written by Henry which will be performed on Madam Shylock’s front porch. The front lawn must have […]
Henry Lays It All Out (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 25, 2024) — “Shane Theme” (2:35) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is perhaps our most flamboyant and verbal, none other than Henry, a frog of many talents. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most […]
Henry Has Something to Say (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 12, 2024) — “You Talk Too Much” (2:54) [The history of Henry is shrouded in mystery. Some say he is from the ‘Land of Prester John’; some say he’s Zyklon’s ambassador to earth, while we know him as the talking frog that lives in the pond in the center of Cassadaga, Florida and […]
Following Illegal Orders: Really Stupid
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 3, 2024) — “I’m Sorry” (2:54) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is an old friend of ours, Madam Shylock [“Fortune Teller” (2:41)]. I understand you’ve had a little trouble down in your neck of […]
McConnellsaurus Discovered (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 11, 2024) — “Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue” (3:13) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have a rather interesting show for you with our featured guest, Professor Zorkophsky, the renowned author of psychiatric […]
The Divorce
In America, 16% = 99% (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Dec. 21, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Madam Shylock, who says she has some important news that no one will listen to. Well, I don’t quite know how […]
A Campaign Fable
Yelling Pro-Hamas is Inflammatory (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 30, 2023) — “Green Green” (2:11) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Here’s the thing: you can’t yell ‘fire’ in a crowded movie theater, and you can’t run your mouth supporting insane acts that result in […]
Pence Gave Us Biden; Thanks a Lot (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 4, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24) Biden gave us:Open bordersRape TreesFentanylInflationSupports the NAZI regime in UkraineTransgender stupidnessDOJ and FBI targeting school board and PTA meetingsJan. 6 peaceful protesters locked up in the GulagStupids with ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ indicting Trump“Woke” military academies‘Clot Shot’ and mask mandatesUS dollar tanking worldwideDisastrous Afghan withdrawalImporting […]
Illegals: Vote for Trump Means Deportation (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 23, 2023) — “Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying” (2:44) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The Dems will allow non-citizens to vote, thereby flaunting their hate for our country right in our faces. Yes, […]
Henry Unveils His Cape (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 7, 2023) — “Let’s Fall to Pieces Together” (2:55) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest today is Henry, the talking frog who has an important announcement. Oh, look who just walked in but Madam Shylock with […]
A Micro-Look into the (Recent) History of the USA (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Aug. 30, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock [‘Fortune Teller’ (2:41)] has entered the competitive rat race of selling books to the libraries of the world, making her […]
Our National Security State (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jul. 21, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. First, I must read you an important Public Announcement: THIS IS AN OFFICIAL TRAVEL ADVISORY: IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT […]
It’s Now or Never
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jul. 12, 2023) — “It’s Now or Never” (3:19) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is our resident fortuneteller, Madam Shylock. Nice seeing you again. Take it away.” “Thank you, Roving, for such an insightful and […]
Gov. Whitmer to Muzzle Ted Nugent (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jul. 1, 2023) — “Tell Me Why” (2:07) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock is our guest today. By the way, Madam Shylock, has Henry heard from the Trump Team about his chances of being named Secretary of Defense?” “No, […]