by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Nov. 5, 2024) — “Loop de Loop” (2:19)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Chief New Leaf is our featured guest to give us his take on how we run our elections. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ Chief.”
“Thank you, Roving. I will now speak. I speak with great caution. I speak with tongue in cheek. I speak with hands behind my back and all my fingers crossed. I speak with arrow quiver upside down. I speak with moccasins on your foot. I speak…”
“Hold it. Okay, we get it. Please speak your piece.”
“You are saying, ‘scalp or get out?’ We in some sort of hurry?”
“Yes, always; it’s what make us Americans. Westward-Ho sort of thing.”
“Why you Americans like to cheat? This election should have been over and done with by now. If Biden and Harris would have left Trump’s policies in place, they’d have been a shoo-in for reelection. But they couldn’t leave well enough alone, could they? So, they lost with nobody to blame but themselves.”
“Well put, Chief.”
“You must have voter ID, same-day voting and get rid of the machines. I have spoken. How.”
“How?”
“American Indian goodbye. How.”
“How. And that’ll do it. This is your Roving Reporter, on behalf of Chief New Leaf, wishing you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Barracuda” (4:25)
Roving Reporter
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One response to “Voting Machines Must Go! (RR)”
Think about it, all the Cackling Hyena had to do was close the border and she might have had a chance to win the election.
And then, after she became president, open it up again and continue destroying the country.