“THE REASON FOR MY SERVICE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (May 21, 2020) — So I was sitting at the same table in the chow hall at the Navy base at Yokosuka, Japan, reading the Stars and Stripes — just as I had been for the past week — when this Marine Gunnery Sergeant walks up and asks if […]
“THE OVERTHROW OF OUR CONSTITUTION” by OPOVV, ©2020 (May 17, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation’ down here in Cassadaga, Florida, with another exciting session with Madam Shylock. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re going to ask just one question this time. Thank you for being […]
“CODE OF HONOR” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Apr. 28, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where people go to hear it. For those of you who are watching us on television, yes, we’re back in the Adirondacks to hear what the Little People have to say about mail-in voting. […]
“ALL WE WANT IS TO DESTROY THE USA” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Apr. 1, 2020) — “I Wonder What She’s Doing Tonight” (2:43) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the quintessential place to keep up with the latest news of the day. That’s right, even […]
“YOU HAVE TO PROTECT YOURSELF” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Mar. 10, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The transcript of this episode can be found in The Post & Email News, a political blog on the Internet. As you long-time […]
“THE BANDWAGON OF IMPEACHMENT” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 21, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘the Pulse of the Nation,’ where if you hear it here you don’t need to hear it anywhere else. I’m Roving, the host of this show, and we’re broadcasting from the train station because it’s too […]
“MAKE THE NEWS ENJOYABLE AGAIN” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 10, 2019) — “Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden and every baby-killer and Socialist who hides behind the name of ‘Democrat,’ the political party that died when JFK did.” “Earth calling Roving; you forgot the introduction. Now pay attention. One, two; we’re rolling.” “Good evening, ladies […]
“THIS AIN’T AMERICA NO MORE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for truth and the American way. My name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re here in the studio to interview a well-known Democratic strategist […]
“RIGHT” VS. “WRONG” by OPOVV, 2019 (Oct. 3, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that, when it ends, you feel as if your life is just beginning. Pardon me? I was just passed a note saying maybe I went a little too far. Okay, maybe I did, but then […]
“SMARTER THAN THE GOVERNMENT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 19, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another pleasing episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where informed people go to stay informed. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) with our good friend and longtime contributor, Professor Zorkophsky, here in his rather […]
“THE GIANT LEAP” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 28, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where, if you don’t leave with a smile, we’ll feel let down. That’s right, you’ve tuned in to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for the proof we all yearn for; the calming […]
“THE NEW WORLD ORDER SCAM” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 7, 2019) — We’re aboard a Navy man o’ war patrolling dangerous waters in the Western Pacific. It’s the start of the midwatch and we’re sailing at Condition III*. “So?” “So, as I was saying, this poor sod was a POW and his wife divorced him. […]
“ONE OF THE KEYS THAT PROTECTS OUR REPUBLIC” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 1, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that’s read by all the spies in the swamp, count on it. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re at what is now known as […]
IS THE FBI HIDING SOMETHING? by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that exposes what we already know, so we really can’t say whatever we say is a surprise. But then again, there are always some of us sitting on the dock watching the ship […]
“DUMB AND AFRAID” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place for you to become enlightened by the facts; the place where we don’t believe a word out of the Pentagon; and the one place where our audience is treated with the […]
“WHATEVER IT TAKES TO ADVANCE THEIR CAUSE” by OPOVV , ©2018 (Nov. 10, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to where we deal with facts and not how we think the world should act to our benefit. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this evening’s program. We’ve had […]
DO AMERICANS CARE? by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 6, 2018) — “Hey, Sparks, what’s the latest skinny?” “Earth-shattering, so keep your socks on. Instead of going around in circles to the port, starting at 2400 we’re to go around to starboard.” “I’m already dizzy.” “So think of it as unwinding.” “That’ll work.” “So what’s with these […]
“ONE OF THOSE“ by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 23, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place for your brain to relax in what we like to refer to the ‘couch for your mind’: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ That, by the way, was an introduction as suggested by none other than […]
“THE MOST POPULAR COSTUME” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 5, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the entertaining and informative show. If this is the first time you’ve tuned in, what we do is waylay folks just like you on their way to the […]
RAMPANT FRAUD “NOWHERE TO BE FOUND IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA” by Joan Swirsky, ©2017 (Nov. 5, 2017) — “…The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.” Joseph Stalin, 1923 On Tuesday, American voters will once again go to the polls hoping that the candidate(s) they vote for […]