by Madam Shylock, ©2022
(Sep. 28, 2022) — “A Song for You” (4:07)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. On behalf of ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot, I conducted a comprehensive poll east of the Mississippi, while Professor Wert took everything west. The questionnaire was straightforward and easy to understand: Have you ever or suspected having known someone who cared what Liz Cheney may have said or thought?
“The answer surprised us because it was so one-sided. Each of us interviewed 5,000 Dems, 4,000 Independents and 3,000 registered Republicans in each state and received the same answer WITHOUT EXCEPTION: nobody has ever cared, does not care, and will never care what Liz Cheney has to say about anything at any time. My guest is a retired county employee who was in charge of, what? What were you in charge of?”
“Search me. I’d like to say what you just said about Liz Cheney; the same could be said for Hillary and Pelosi. How come we see buildings burning in Seattle, Minneapolis, Baltimore, and every place where the Dems are in power yet not one BLM and ANTIFA ever got arrested?”
“Incompetence, either by lack of ability or design. Our FBI has reached the point of no return, just like the IRS and the DOJ. What did you do working for the county?”
“You really want to know? As little as possible, but that’s not why I wanted to be on the show. I wanted to say that the so-called ‘pandemic’ was a ploy to accept mail-in ballots to commit election fraud, which the Chinese, Deborah Birx, and Fauci participated in gladly. And then to emphasize the gravity of the planned event, Ivermectin was withheld to increase the number of deaths to make it even more necessary to allow mail-in ballots, social distancing, masks and the introduction of a so-called vaccine that didn’t vaccinate.”
“You done?”
“Not quite. I came across the payout percentage of monies sent to Ukraine. For every $10 billion to Ukraine, the Speaker of the House is paid $100 million; those in Congress who voted for the money get $1 million. Now I don’t know about any side deals, but that’s the gist of how it works.”
“Anything else?”
“Besides voter ID? The argument against voter ID is that the people are too dumb to apply for one or, if they have one, their inability to know how to present one. Let me tell you something: in order to get Welfare, Food Stamps or any other government handout, an ID must be presented. Fact of life: no ID, no bank account; no ID, no nothing.”
“I’m sure there’s a few more things you want to get off your chest, but we’ll be right back after this short commercial break.”
“The Sweetest Thing” (4:12)
“And we’re back with a retired county employee who apparently didn’t do much. So, you said you have more to add?”
“I just wanted to add that Chuck Schumer is Pelosi’s water boy, in case you wondered if he ever got a piece of the action. And then, I suppose, he did get a chunk and doled it out appropriately, if you get my meaning.”
“We do. Okay, thanks for being on the show.”
“And thank you for letting me spout off, but before I go, I’d like to say one more thing. Throughout history, the backstabber, or traitor, has been the most despised villain of all. Mike Pence is a backstabber for certifying illegal votes which makes him the arch insurrectionist of Jan. 6. Actually we have many insurrectionists of Jan 6, and it just so happens that they all collect a government paycheck.”
“Our audience isn’t dumb; we understand all of that.”
“So, as I was saying, there are quite a few Jan. 6 insurrectionists, but none of them are being detained in the Washington, DC Gulag. The people who they have locked up are just ordinary citizens, and if the truth was on trial, the real insurrectionists should be behind bars: Biden, Harris, the Joint Chiefs and all the Dems and RINOs in Congress. Now, to what I want to say: Little People, listen up. Your first targets are the lowlife goons, the jailers, of the Gulag. You have my permission to put a hex on each and every one of those despicable scum, truly the lowest of the Swamp creatures who, we hope and pray, will become extinct after the 2024 election.”
“And we couldn’t agree more, so thank you. Our time is up, so thank you for watching. This is your Roving Reporter wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Fortune Teller” (2:47)
Madam Shylock
Nobody cares Liz.Go away to college