by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Aug. 10, 2022) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, we’re at the playhouse for the premier of Madam Shylock’s new play, ‘Another Angel Wings Test.’ Let’s watch together; the lights are dimming as the […]
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It’s the RNC & DNC vs. MAGA (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Aug. 9, 2022) — “A Rose in Spanish Harlem” (2:54) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our first guest is the founder of ‘Let’s Not Go Off the Wall, Okay?’, a company that specializes in accurate predictions […]
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The Great American Contest (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 26, 2022) — “Self-Composed Song” (3:08) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is Jackie Masters, the CEO of ‘Contest Haven,’ the giant conglomerate that brings ‘family entertainment to us all.’ Did I read that […]
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‘WOKE’ in Chinese Means Surrender (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 19, 2022) — “China Nights” (2:56) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest today is Rachel Anderson, the daughter of a missionary. She was born in China and didn’t come to America until she was […]
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Parallel Universe Discovered, with Proof (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 9, 2022) — “Daydream Believer” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ’The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Guess who made the bestseller list again, or maybe I should say, yet again? Heck, why not go for it: again, and again. That’s […]
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It’ll Happen Fast (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 8, 2022) — “Love Dream” (3:53) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest has been a regular for years now, none other than Professor Zorkophsky, a Vietnam Veteran who came back into ‘The World’ […]
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Don’t Hunt but Have Guns (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 5, 2022) — “Amazing Grace” (4:27) (worth the listen) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We at ‘Pulse’ are all armed, women more than the men. Besides the usual handgun, women have mace and zappers and […]
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Our Downfall is Accelerating (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 “(Jun. 23, 2022) — Teenage Wasteland” (5:08) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our last guest must’ve hit a nerve, so by popular demand she’s back with us once again. I suppose it’s your outspokenness that riled […]
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Where Do the Stupids Come From? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jun. 16, 2022) — “De pastoor z’n koe” (2:19) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock, as most of you know, is our resident fortune-teller who has a distinct following of rational people who hope for the […]
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The Trial (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jun. 15, 2022) — “Uncle Albert” (4:46) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our first guest has a rather interesting story, so let’s start by introducing Jay, a professional projectionist from our nation’s capital.” “Thank you for […]
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The Final Battle: Armageddon (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jun. 8, 2022) — “Clair de lune” (6:11) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you know, we strive to bring you the news as it happens, or at least a different slant on current events. With […]
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Madam Shylock Foretells Liz Cheney’s Fate (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jun. 7, 2022) — “Sleepwalk” (2:27) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock just released a new book, ‘The Old Maid of Our Time,’ that went to number one on pre-sales alone. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the […]
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There’s a Reason for Cowardly Cops (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (May 27, 2022) — “God Bless America” (2:49) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is Madam Shylock, our fortune-teller extraordinaire, who requested a little airtime which we were more than happy to give her. Welcome […]
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I Was Born, and I Wasn’t (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (May 11, 2022) — “Go Tell It on the Mountain” (3:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We just received, hot off the press, a copy of Madam Shylock’s pamphlet titled, ‘The Contemporary Handbook for the Ignorant, Gullible […]
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A Message to the Pro-Abortion Activists (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (May 10, 2022) — “Tell Her No” (2:07) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest, Madam Shylock, ‘crystal ball gazer extraordinaire,’ is no stranger to our audience. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in […]
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Zyklon’s Perception
by Madam Shylock, ©2022 (Apr. 7, 2022) — “The Puppy Song” (1:41) We picture Zyklon, the Ruler of All, walking down a country road that was just graded last week, so every footstep produced a little cloud of dust. “Hark, yonder.” “And who you be? Give the time for the dust to settle so I […]
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EXTRA! EXTRA! (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Mar. 15, 2022) —“Gee” (2:13) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Due to the avalanche of inquiries regarding the paratroopers of the Little People, our editor sent us to Maryland to get the straight skinny, so here we […]
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Justin Trudeau following in Footsteps of Benito Mussolini
by Madam Shylock, ©2022 (Feb. 23, 2021) — “The Night they Drove Old Dixie Down” (4:12) “As I gazed into my crystal ball, I saw death and destruction and then the skies cleared; there were people dancing in the streets eating cotton candy; people laughing and greeting one another as friends, and nowhere was a […]
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You Want Simple? Read This (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jan. 22, 2022) — “I Was the One” (2:31) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation, the place to hear it here first. Today Chief New Leaf is addressing the ‘Hopalong Party,’ the answer to the Dems and the GOP alike. And here comes the Chief, wearing […]
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When Will We Get it Right? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 “Avalon Blues” (4:12) (Jan. 1, 2022) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert, of intrepid explorer fame, having searched for Inca gold to the far reaches of Antarctica, is our featured guest today. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ […]
