by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Jan. 25, 2022) — “Maria” (1:45)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The response to Chief New Leaf’s address at the Hopalong Political Party the other day was overwhelmingly enthusiastically favorable, so we thought it would be a good idea to learn as much as we could before the Chief goes off the grid once again in his million-dollar RV*. Hello, Chief, glad to have you back on ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”


“How what?”

“Indian greeting to white man; means, well, let me play it for you.”

Hello, Hello” (2:26)

“Okay, what is going on in America? Is it as divided as they say?”

“Most definitely, and the reasons are as complex as they are simple.”

“But that doesn’t make any sense.”

“Of course it does. Listen: there are two distinct camps in America today, but they go by many names. You have your ‘Stupids and Not So’s’; ‘Ignoramuses and Not So’s’; and then the ‘You’re definitely against us if you’re not with us.’

“That seems a little complicated.”

“That’s because anybody can be anything at any time. Here, I’ll give you an example. Let’s say you’re not too bright; you voted for Hillary and then you voted for Biden, but you don’t like paying more for everything under the sun under Biden so now you miss Trump.”

“Too late.”

“And it very well may be too late forever, but here’s my point: I instructed all the tribes to cash in all the 401K’s and every piece of stock they had, as in right then, because Biden and his cohorts are set on one path and one path only: America’s total destruction.”

“But by doing that they’ll be slitting their own necks as well; that doesn’t make a lick of sense.”

“They-don’t-care, one way or another, they just don’t care.”

“Maybe they don’t understand.”

“They don’t care enough to understand; that’s my point. You can point out all the facts in the world to them, but if Orange Man had a hand in it, they’ll reject it out of spite.”

“Is there any hope for them? Please answer after this short break.”

Walking in the Rain” (2:53)

“None whatsoever, and there never will be any hope for them, even while they’re standing in line for the showers.”

“You keep mentioning showers; why’s that?”

“It’s catch-word for the end game; the finish line; last stop. Here’s the deal: Biden can go down as a great man if he steps down and turns over the reins of the government to the rightful election winner, Trump, but no Pence, understand? We’ve had enough of the ‘snake-in-the-grass’ Pence, the Judas of the 22nd century. But Biden won’t do the right thing, now, will he? Just like the masks, they have too much invested to admit they were wrong to issue one restriction or one mandate. Heck, they can’t even apologize for killing thousands of Americans, especially infecting young men with DEATH BY HEART ATTACK.”

“But he could, Biden could, for once in his life, stand tall and do the right thing, but he won’t because he’s a coward at heart, a cheat, a liar and a disgrace to every Americam the way he got out of Afghanistan. Never in the history of warfare has a retreat been so embarrassing, I mean, leaving only one nail behind is bad enough, but 85 billion dollars’-worth of military equipment is a bit too much. Look, if Biden had to pay for that stuff himself, you can bet your bottom dollar he wouldn’t have left anything behind. He didn’t even pay for one machine gun, one APC or one howitzer shell. Biden’s a professional politician, living off payoffs and kickbacks, and the heck with America.”

“Biden’s really delusional, isn’t he?”

“No doubt about it, but so are they all; each and every Dem is a basket case who couldn’t argue their way out of a face mask if their life depended upon it. The CDC is now on par with the corrupt DOJ and FBI, the Capitol Police and just about everyone else in government these days, and the military and the Fake News.”

“No way.”

“Yes way, if they are willing to follow illegal orders, including murder, and they are and they do.”

“Not all.”

“Let’s say that 10% of government employees are honest and hardworking and let it go at that, shall we?”

“We shall. Goodnight, Chief and I’ll say the same to our audience: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[*The story is this guy was selling his million-dollar RV, the Chief offered a lot less in cash, and that’s how he got the RV for a song. Cash on the barrelhead is king.]

[Little People report: We don’t know where they are.]

[Truthfully, at this time in our nation’s history, if Trump, someone who our enemies know and fear, isn’t reinstated immediately, it’ll be too late. Humpty Dumpty (the USA) has fallen and broken, but if Trump doesn’t waltz into power like NOW, I say don’t get so excited about any so-called coming ‘elections’ unless you’ve been living on Mars for the past year.

We can’t be having illegal immigrants and Muslims within our borders: it’s just asking for disaster: the world is dangerous enough without deliberately importing any.

If the Joint Chiefs of Staff had a smidgen of honor they would kick Biden O-U-T and put our duly-elected president IN. It’s not a coup if you follow the law, now, is it?

We’re going down, people, make no mistake about it.

Word of wisdom: there’s no such thing as too much ammo; not only support, but live our Second Amendment. Do it for a free future generation of the legal citizens of the USA; no anchor babies, illegals or Muslims.

We do it now or we may never get another chance. Remember this: once they take it away, the only way to get it back is by force.]

Let’s Go Brandon!

Lonesome Town” (2:12)

Roving Reporter

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