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“ENTHUSIASM IS OFF THE SCALE”

by OPOVV, ©2020

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(Jul. 10, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today the mouthpiece for the ‘Hopping Mad Political Party,’ the General, is here with us on our corner across the street from the railroad depot to make an important announcement. Take it away, General.”

“Thank you, Roving, for such an uplifting and informative introduction that sets the tone of the seriousness of today’s important announcement. As you know, we accept only those who are America’s true patriots and none of the ‘fair weather’ kind to be, at this stage, nominees to the Board of Directors.”

“That sounds really fine, General, so who do you have thus far?”

“Thus far we have the honorable mentions from history.”

“You mean dead people?”

“Show some class, will you? Can you? Didn’t I tell you, some time ago, that the next time I saw you to be in the proper uniform?”

“Yes, General, you did just that and my replay to you then, as it is now, is I’m taking that under advisement, Sir.”

“I’ll take your ‘Sir’ to mean that you accept my superiority and that you are exactly how you look: a disheveled civilian who deserves to be put ‘on report.’ I leave it up to your honor to put yourself on report.”

“Okay, General, enough of this playing Army: who is on the list so far, Sir?”

Socrates, Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0 International

Socrates.”

“That Greek geek?”

“He represents reason; Honest Abe fairness; and Elvis Presley for entertainment value.”

’Entertainment value’?”

“That’s right, soldier; Elvis was in the Army and knew his way around the M1911 Colt .45 pistol that he shot at the television whenever he saw something he didn’t like, and at least on one occasion he shot his car.”

“Now that I like. What about the living?”

“Now, mind you, we haven’t contacted everybody but the enthusiasm is off the scale. Of course we have the usual expected names from law enforcement and the military, but also many of the readers and contributors to The Post & Email News.”

“Like who?”

“Well, you don’t have to be an American to appreciate reason, so Viv Forbes and Howard Hutchins from ‘down under’Orly Taitz and Sher ZieveOld FrankBob Russell and Ron Ewart are on this list. Look, all you got to do is love and respect the Constitution so the list is, in all practicality, virtually endless. I can’t go through the whole list, but we all know who they are and, most importantly, they know who they are.”

“Am I on the list?”

’Am I on the list, Sir?’ You’re on the report list; don’t think I haven’t forgotten you, or is it I’ll remember you when I need to? I think I’m getting some of what Joe Biden has and it isn’t good; elderly abuse never is.”

“So what’s the bottom line, General, Sir?”

“The bottom line is we have a darn good ground force but, even though we have believers on our side, we don’t have the resources to counter mail-in voting. Consider thirty million-plus illegal immigrants and you get the picture, and the picture is dire, believe me.”

“Yes, an absentee ballot IS NOT synonymous with a mail-in one, is it?”

Nancy Pelosi, from official website

“No, which is why voter ID is paramount. Look, if we could trust the Dems to be honest there would be no problem but, well, they’ve lied and cheated ever since they started the KKK when the Civil War ended and they continue to lie at every opportunity. You know something? They lost it, and for proof just look at Nancy Pelosi, still ranting and raving about the Russian Collusion Hoax as if, well, as if she’s some sort of delusional elderly lady who is just making a darn fool out of herself, acting as out-of-it as Joe Biden.”

“Is it possible that elderly abuse leads to dementia?”

’Dementia, Sir.’ No doubt about it. All the folks in Congress who agree with Pelosi should go home.”

“The perfect opening for our ending, General, because we’ve just run out of time. And that’ll do it and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

I’ve Told Every Little Star” (2:18)

OPOVV

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