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by Roving Reporter, ©2025

(Apr. 2, 2025) —“Do You Know What It Means to Miss New Orleans?” (2:52)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Texas ruined my birthday. How? No lie, they made May 23 ‘National Pakistan Day.’ And then we allow foreigners to buy our land. China now owns hundreds of thousands of acres of American soil; how about that? We have become a weak and rudderless people. Will we ever get back what it takes, what we had in the first half of the last century back, or have we really lost it? Here to clue us in is America’s favorite shrink, Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky, author of psychiatry textbooks for the amateur psychologist. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular information show in its time slot.”

“And thank you for inviting me, Roving. Since I’ve been on your show, my book sales have doubled, which means that much more to my favorite charities.”

“Care to share which charities you donate to?”

“For sure. I have the ‘Weapons of War Charity to African Christian Churches’ for which I partner with Archbishop Dunkin. I have others that I can’t name. One I have trained military men who hunt poachers, specifically in Africa. They just patrol parks and game preserves and have been successful at what they do, I’m proud to report.”

“Why, that sounds just wonderful. I understand you have another bestseller in the works, is that correct?”

“I’m way ahead of you, Roving, already written, sent to the publisher, and first printing was yesterday. I brought along a copy that I’ll give to you for only $19.95, free shipping.”

“So much for the word ‘free.’

“You got me there. The book is $14.95, and the shipping is $5.”

“So, there’s no free shipping.’

“’Pretend’ free shipping. Just fork over a $20 and we’ll call it even.”

“Why should I buy the book?”

“Because I wrote it and explain how corrupt and stupid judges are destroying our Republic. Look, the way things are going, there’s going to be a clash between the CCP and Islam and we’re so naive that we can’t see it happening right under our noses. It’s all taking place right here, in the United States, ground zero.”

“And we’re letting it happen, right here, in our own country? What’s really going on?”

“What’s really going on is who can be bought, that’s what’s going on. You see, it’s like this: anyone in America can be bought; well, let me rephrase. Most Americans can be bought. Trump can’t be paid off and that’s why they hate him. Most of those in Congress and judges can be bought or made to follow the dictates of their handlers, such as the Democratic Party. The really dumb ones will do whatever they’re ordered to do without getting paid to turn their backs on the Constitution, like those who voted for Kamala but didn’t see a Benjamin* for it. It happens.”

“That’s rather disappointing, I mean, taking money for a vote.”

“The key component of the battle between the CCP and Islam is the weak American judges who rule not by the Constitution, but by which side pays the most. Now, Obama was for Islam while Biden sat on the fence, playing two sides at once. Kamala didn’t have a clue and still doesn’t. Governor of California Gavin Newsom is CCP while all the other Dems are on the side of Islam.”

“And no one is for the USA, the Constitution?”

“Trump, us MAGAs and a handful of patriotic judges are all that stand between the United States having a snowball’s chance of surviving the next 100 years, let alone the next few decades, and complete destruction.”

“What about the Supreme Court?”

“Right, a judge who can’t tell you what a woman is? I don’t think so. Here’s the bottom line: the Constitution is being trashed every day, right before our eyes, Trump or no Trump. Wait, before you say another word, let me say just three things: the 2020 election, the railroaded J-Sixers and the latest Wisconsin election where a stupid anti-Constitution, anti-American judge won. End of story. End of America.”

“Unless?”

“Well, start with deporting the Muslims – never happen — and don’t let the CCP buy land, another never happen.”

“There’s always a ‘but.’

“That is true. Maybe, just maybe, we’ll have 100% honest elections in every town, city and state, and then and only then will we have a snowball’s chance. Until then, ‘Sayonara’ (2:15). Don’t hold your breath; just look at Wisconsin if you don’t believe me. Voter ID for legal United States citizens, just what it says in the law of our land, the Constitution.”

“That makes sense, and I see we’ve run out of time, so this is your Roving Reporter, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[*Benjamin: $100 bill.]

King Creole” (2:20)

Roving Reporter     

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Bob68+
Wednesday, April 2, 2025 11:03 PM

The only good news would be to have the truth about Barack Hussein Obama and his installation and protection by all complicit in The Obama Fraud fully revealed, and acted on by the penalty for big-time treason, hanging. After the turmoil settled and the penalty for treason was carried out America could be reset, the Constitution as written reestablished and America given one last chance to be, and with luck even to stay great again……The chances of that happening are close to zero, but not quite……impossible…………

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Professor Zorkophsky
Reply to  Bob68+
Wednesday, April 2, 2025 11:25 PM

You hit the nail on the head. Get Obama and the whole house of cards will come tumbling down all the way to Iran.

Bob68+
Reply to  Professor Zorkophsky
Thursday, April 3, 2025 1:51 PM

Thank you Professor:
Bob68