by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Feb. 13, 2026) — “In its essence, Islam is nothing more than a culture that allows old men to molest very young girls, and everything else is just window dressing. This irrational hatred of all things ‘non-Islam’ – such as Christians, Jews and Hindus – is nothing more than window dressing. A ‘Way of Life’ does not constitute a ‘religion,’ and those who buy into the fantasy are just as culpable as those who practice it and nothing more than controlled puppets by the New World Order, aka Deep State, aka Communism/Totalitarianism (China/Islam).”
“Vivaldi’s ‘Summer’” (2:58)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest today is a very highly regarded person in his field, Chief New Leaf. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most respected information show in its time slot. In what field are you so highly regarded?”
“Thank you for the warm and informative introduction, Pastor. I’d say I’m known for being outspoken against clear-cutting. Most people, when they hear the term ‘clear-cutting,’ first think of the Amazon Rainforest, which is right, but not 100%.”
“Not 100%? Why’s that?”
“Because clear-cutting, no matter where it’s done, is harmful to the environment. I’m not going to waste our time rehashing how the white man destroyed the natural drainage of the North American Continent.”
“You’re not?”
“Nope. I’m not going to mention that the beavers had it all under control, so when the snow melt in the Rocky Mountains occurred in the spring, big rivers such as the Red, Missouri and the Mississippi didn’t catastrophically flood. Had your Army Corps of Engineers reintroduced the beaver instead of really messing up the works by building dams, everybody would be better off than they are today, that’s for sure.”
“Yes, beaver pelts were a real fashion treat back in those days. Too bad for the beavers and the land.”
“But there’s worse to come.”
“How so?”
“You over-populate and you over-trash the whole planet. Your garbage, plastics in particular, are going to do more harm to you than all your bombs. Unlike Easter Island, we’ve nowhere to go except extinct. Think about it. Your United Nations is without a doubt a corrupt organization and a shortsighted one to boot. What good is it except to act like a Muslim Admiration Society? One big joke; I don’t know why Trump doesn’t kick them out. I would.”
“Good point. The other side – the Dems — don’t seem to get the message, that ICE is deporting some really bad people. What’s the deal?”
“I don’t know why people keep calling them the Dems. They aren’t, you know. They are the tip of the spear for the CCP; I mean, no matter what they do they hurt the country. Those four years of an open border were bad, and we may never get over it; the United States is immensely worse off. The people who came here illegally hate our country and hate us. They have some sort of sick attitude that they are better than us and that we owe them, whatever for I’ve no idea.”
“You’re right about them hating us, that’s for sure. These illegals egg our own citizens to protest ICE. Quite an amazing spectacle, come to think of it. Illegals controlling the narrative.”
“And we see college students wave HAMAS flags and hold signs that say, ‘Free Palestine’ as if it’s an actual place, and the people aren’t free because of HAMAS. Crazy.”
“What do you think about the midterms?”
“If we have voter I.D. and if the MAGA people would get out and vote, no problem. I want to say a word about coal, if I may.”
“Go for it.”
“Mining is great, but no strip mining. No contaminating streams. Nada; not even a little bit. No contaminating the water table.”
“What’s your take on these anti-ICE protests?”
“It’s amazing how easily people can be swayed to shoot themselves in the foot. Child molesters, rapists and murderers need to be thrown out; the only reason they’re here is that the Biden/Miss Cackle administration let them into our country in the first place. In other words, those who voted for the Biden/Harris clown show are responsible for ICE having to go after the bad guys. Now, about those who protest ICE: mentally ill, mentally unstable and, as Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky would say, ‘nuts’ to do the CCP’s dirty work, and that’s all I’ve got to say except to express my heartfelt appreciation towards the fiery attitude of our AG, Pam Bondi.”
“And we couldn’t agree with you any more than we already do. The fact is, deporting the illegals is great, but how about deporting people who we know want to do us in? Unfortunately, our time is up, so this is Pastor Dunkin, along with the Chief, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[Note: Last time I looked, Omar is still in our country. What gives?]
“Empty Saddles” (2:42)