by Roving Reporter, ©2025
(Apr. 26, 2025) — “You Belong to Me” (2:14)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’ve asked Chief New Leaf to critique Henry’s latest play, ‘Cleopatrafrog.’ Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ Chief. Well, how was the premiere of Henry’s play? Was it well-attended?”
“It was great. Spotlights and everything. The place was packed.”
“What was the play about? I heard it was based on fact; is that true?”
“Quite right. The play starts off by duplicating Elizabeth Taylor’s magnificent entrance into Rome (4:52). After that extravagant opening scene, the rest of the play is nothing but dialog in some office. The rumor is that the play’s budget was spent on the opening and that was it.”
“Well, other than that, how was it?”
“It was good and well worth the price of the ticket just for the beginning of the play. The dialog was interesting, the actors entertaining, and the opening scene made the whole production enjoyable. I would recommend it although it was a tad long, but then that’s my take on it.”
“I understand you’ve brought a snippet of a dialog scene. We’ll run it after the break.”
“Walk of Life” (4:08)
“And we’re back with the Chief who brought a clip of the play for us. Roll the tape, please.”
The camera, which is in the balcony, zooms in to the stage set as your normal office with desks, computer consoles, this year’s calendar, water cooler. There are several people standing around the cooler and we see Henry sitting on top of it. Henry is addressing the gathering.
“I’m telling you, it’s one or the other; there’s no other explanation.”
“You say either they know or they’re just, your words, ‘too stupid for words.’”
“Look, I’m tellin’ you. Think about it. If we can figure it out, why can’t they?”
“There could be all kinds of reasons, that’s why.”
“Listen to what I’m sayin’. Why are they here? Answer me that. They’re sure not here to embrace our way of life, our Constitution and our Judeo-Christian ethics, that’s for sure.”
“I just don’t know. I mean, Trump’s a smart guy, as are all those around him.”
“Fine, and that’s what we’re talking about. You can’t hold a carrot in front a Muslim; you can’t buy them off with food, housing and money; you can’t expect kindness to be repaid with kindness, and if you do, maybe you deserve to be re-educated.”
“That’s a little extreme for me.”
“But it’s the truth. They wish we were dead, okay? Let’s not beat around the bush. All they’re doing is planning, arming and out-birthing us so they can out-vote us, okay?”
“But I believe in Trump.”
“Then look at it this way: Muslims murder many at a time; the illegal immigrants murder just a few at a time, but they both are murdering us. Remember 9-11 and the ‘Boston Marathon Bombing?’”
“Of course I do.”
“I’m telling you: you can’t reason with them; they don’t think the way we do. Where we see charity and compassion, they see weakness. When we offer kindness, they see weakness. We recite reason, they see weakness. We give them a helping hand, they see weakness.”
“Why do you think that is?”
“Because they know that they want to kill us and they know that we know that they want to kill us, that’s why. And they have the track record to prove it: 1,600 years of killing.”
“Well, you got that part right. So, why aren’t they being deported like the illegal immigrants?”
“Simple: too many stupid people believe that reason always prevails.”
“It doesn’t?”
“No, it doesn’t. They hate us because we’re a weak and fearful people. They are using our own laws to do us in; mark my words. Little by little, a little bit here, a little bit there. Offended from having a Christmas parade? We’ll mow you down. No ‘Christmas Holiday’; now it’s ‘Winter Break.’”
“I think you’re overreacting.”
“They blew up the Buddhist Statues (0:59) in Afghanistan and wrecked the ruins of Palmyra. They knocked off the noses of statues and defaced paintings. Let them loose in Rome and there’ll be nothing left. Let them REALLY loose in Rome and everyone will be dead.”
“So, what’s the bottom line?”
“If you do not deport the Muslims from the United States, there will be no country left. Don’t take my word for it; just open your eyes. In Africa, Muslims murder Christians every day; in India they do the same to the Hindus. If one were to describe Islam, one would say they are the ‘Death Cult’ of the world.”
“And that’s the end of the recording. Blunt and to the point. I liked it.”
“You said the play was a little long.”
“That’s because they recite the history of Islam, that’s why. Nothing but a trail of blood. Even the Jews don’t get it; they want to have ‘Peace Talks.’”
“I see, but you still give the play a thumbs-up?”
“As I said, the opening scene alone is worth the price of admission.”
“Who would you deport first?”
“Omar.”
“Agreed. Worldwide terrorism: deal with it. And that’s all the time we have for this episode, so this is your Roving Reporter, along with the Chief, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In” (4:51)
And worldwide, many of the people the Muslims want dead are protecting the Muslims.
Worldwide suicide?
Bob, you are one perceptive Dude.
RR, it takes one to know one.