by Henry, ©2025
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(Nov. 24, 2025) — “Which GROUND ZERO are we in? NYC? Maybe Orlando. Or maybe wherever a GRAND MOSQUE is. Or, just maybe, wherever a mosque is; ever think of that?”
“It’s My Party” (2:20)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We sent Chief New Leaf into the hub of the enemy to conduct a street interview with a run-of-the-mill Jihadist. Take it away, Chief.”
“Thank you, Henry. That’s right, I’m on a sidewalk in Dearborn.”
“But aren’t you standing on a corner? Surely there’s a street sign.”
“Right you are, Henry, but believe it or not, it’s a new sign honoring a Muslim who praises Hezbollah.”
“You mean the terrorist organization which says they are going to kill all us Jews and Christians?”
“Yep, that’s the one. Right now, Dearborn is the epicenter of the Muslims in the United States until the GROUND ZERO MOSQUE is completed in NYC.”
“Yes, I think we all surmised that. Well, I’ll leave it to you. Good luck with that and stay safe.”
“Thank you. We’re all armed. And here comes a young Muslim man. Excuse me, please, I’m a reporter for a television news station and we’re conducting street interviews to hear what regular folks are thinking these days.”
“What’s a ‘folks?’ And what are you supposed to be, some kind of clown?”
“No, I’m a Cherokee Indian Chief and a ‘folk’ is a regular person.”
“There’s no ‘regular’ people around here. We’re all Muslims, which makes us entitled.”
“Entitled?”
“That’s right. First, your women. We get to rape your women and there’s nothing you can do about it because it says so in the Quran. Plus, your stupid judges go along with everything we say. Taking over your country will be a piece of cake and there’s nothing you can do about it, so there.”
“So, you don’t believe in the ‘American Dream?’”
“Are you for real? You sound like the nonsense the United States Army was preaching in Afghanistan, ‘Hearts & Minds.’ How stupid are you people, anyway?”
“But didn’t you have to take some kind of loyalty test to become a citizen here?”
“Are you out to lunch or what? No, as soon as we landed they gave us some papers, a phone, money, an EBT card and the address of a place to live, all paid for.”
“No test of any kind? No ‘Pledge of Allegiance?’”
“Are you kidding? No, just a check for $1,800 a month for just being here. No work, no sweeping the streets and picking up trash. Nothing, just sit back and collect. You people are so stupid.”
“I guess we are.”
“Look, we tell you to your faces that we are going to kill your Jews and Christians and you vote for Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, and Mamdani anyway. Like I said, piece of cake.”
“I guess there’s no need to ask you about our Department of State and the Department of Homeland Security?”
“What’s the point? They’re working for us whether they know it or not, same difference, because the results speak for themselves: we’re here and that’s all the proof of the pudding you need.”
“You speak pretty good English; where’d you learn to speak it?”
“In Afghanistan. I was one of the interpreters for your Army.”
“So, you were on our side.”
“You’re about as dumb as an Army Intelligence Officer, Mr. Chief.”
“I guess so.”
“Don’t feel bad, Chief; it’s not you fault. We’ve been at it for centuries: move in, take over, done deal. We’ll burn your flags, take your weapons, and your judges will go along with everything we say. You’re weak or otherwise we wouldn’t be here.”
“Not over yet.”
“Oh, yes, it is; you just don’t know it yet. Why, you can’t even deport Ilhan Omar, so what do you expect? And look at your President Trump, always smiling and making nice with Muslims, people who, if given half a chance, would rape his wife and behead both of them.”
“You’re not civilized.”
“No, we’re not, we’re Muslim and have been for over a thousand years. We’ll use your laws to do you in. We’ll destroy your Second Amendment and then the others and flush your sacred Constitution, and you can’t do a darn thing about it because you’re a weak and helpless people and the simple fact that we’re here, in your country, proves it.”
“When will the takeover happen?”
“Look around, Chief, it’s happening now, right before your eyes, and there’s nothing you can do about it. We’ll elect Muslim mayors who will order your policemen to ‘stand down,’ and like all little mindless puppets they will obey. End of story. End of America and good riddance. Really, now, you welcomed us; how stupid are you people, anyway?”
“Thanks for talking with us, Mohamad.”
“How’d you know my name?”
“Goodnight.”
“Please, Mr. Custer” (3:04)