What is Wrong with You People? (RR)

by Henry, ©2025

(Sep. 7, 2025) — “Call of the Faraway Hills” (2:42)

Someone, somewhere, has a major screw loose, but maybe many people have many major screws loose; what then? Does yelling FIRE! have any effect? I guess not since flying planes into tall buildings doesn’t seem to bother anyone, at least not in NYC, Ground Zero.  And now, years later, you have a million or so of the very same people who celebrated the collapse of the Twin Towers, cheered when people jumped, and laughed when they hit the ground. Celebrated, cheered and laughed, and they now live in the very place they destroyed, next to those who screamed, cried and mourned on that fateful day, 9-11. Something’s way out of whack and it sure ain’t me.

“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Chief New Leaf will be our featured guest, but before we get to him, I want to remind our audience of what we learned from World War II: If someone says he is going to kill you, believe him. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“How.”

“How what?”

“How injun talk of ‘So very pleased to meet you. How are the folks? I hope you are doing well. Long time no see but ecstatic to see you now.’”

“For real?”

“Not a chance. I liked your opening, about the Deep State allowing our enemy within. When I served in the Navy, I always said that my number one enemy was the United States government, and I was as right then as much as I’m right now. All those Muslims in NYC, today, were planted there by our government, and if you think I’m making it up I’ve a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.”

“That sounds a little far-fetched.”

“No, it’s not, not by a long shot. We have been invaded by an army of people who are not like us in any way whatsoever, only in looks after we all take a bath. The philosophy of Islam vs. Western Civilization is as mixable as oil and water. Be that as it may, the fact is that there are millions of Muslims in the NYC area ready to jihad every New Yorker twice over. I ask you, who has the guns? Not New Yorkers, that’s for sure. See, there’s a price to pay for being unarmed and helpless.”

“I guess so.”

“A requirement for a New York Muslim cabbie is to have a box of grenades in the trunk, and to be a designated Mega Mosque, it’s to store enough weapons to arm a battalion.”

“How do you come by these facts?”

“Smoke signals. Young braves sit in teepee and smoke kinnikinnick, a wild plant found on the sides of highways, hence the word ‘highway.’”

“I see.”

“No, you don’t. Even talking frogs can have forked tongue, believe it or not.”

“I don’t believe it.”

“You forgot the ‘or not’ half of the equation. I leave you now because country invaded and you all look other way, you take the word ‘religion’ and substitute ‘blindness’ and feel good about yourselves. Meanwhile you’re losing your country right before your eyes. They say they are going to kill you, but either you don’t listen, or Americans have become as stupid as the British clergy and politicians, which I never thought possible but have been forced to reconsider. I loathe the Department of Homeland Security as more and more Muslims arrive every day and are given more consideration than a homeless Veteran.”

“You’re leaving?”

“Yes, even a talking frog can make Indian Chief depressed. What happened to the laughs? I’ll tell you where the laughs went: they went down with the Twin Towers, that’s where. A Muslim will be the Mayor of New York City and the first building permit issued will be of a Mega Mosque at Ground Zero. You’ll congratulate yourselves on being so accommodating while your daughter is raped by a Muslim rape gang, same as they have in England.”

“Why, that’s disgusting.”

“I can say more but I won’t.”

“Say more; give us one more.”

“Then infect your daughters with some disease that just targets Muslims and let all the Muslims in the USA die off because, right now, it looks as if that’s the only way you can save your Republic. Goodbye and good luck.”

“We’ll now pause for a short commercial.”

“Serenade for Strings” (0:20)

“Well, now, what do you say we recap what we’ve learned thus far? We learned that the way Muslims look at life is not the same as us. We learned that being kind and accommodating to a Muslim shows them, in their way of thinking, weakness and vulnerability. Welcoming Muslims into a land where freedom of speech is important is as wasteful as explaining to a Democrat why voter ID is important.

“We learned that our government turns a blind eye to what’s been happening in Europe and Africa. We learned that our government turns a blind eye to China’s incursion into Tibet. We learned that our State Department is as stupid as Miss Cackle, if that’s even possible, which it unfortunately, is. We learned that our government talks a good talk, but at the end of the day we’re worse off than we were at dawn. We learned that Grant Stinchfield understands the danger while Royce White goes through life with rose- colored glasses on.

“Some of us understand that that force of arms is the only communication Muslims understand. Some of us understand that this is one serious business and not some kind of ‘Let’s be nice’ Welcome Wagon game. It’s not a game; it’s real life; just ask the survivors of October 7^th*. And the first fact to comprehend is that Islam is not a religion as much as it is a blueprint of how to spend 24 of the 24 hours of a day making life as miserable as possible for nonbelievers, which is all well and good if they would only keep to themselves, which they don’t.

“The French tried the carrot and the stick trick with the Algerians and now look at them: Paris has fallen. Even back in the 1960s they would give the Muslim sections of cities a wide berth, which was easy to do because the first indication that you’re getting close would be the ‘landfill’ odor; I kid you not. That’s right, look at the French; look at the mess they’re in with no way out. Church and synagogues are toast. Weren’t the French overly polite in explaining away the Notre Dame fire? They’re afraid to tell the truth, just as the English are afraid to hear it. For once the English and French share a common enemy.

“After Canada we’re next. Forget Mexico; they were never a contender to begin with for anything except colossal failures. Pardon me? You’ve Madam Shylock on the phone? Hello, Madam Shylock, we’re on live. Yes, I’ll put the check in the mail myself. I’ll turn on the speaker.”

“Good; now everybody can hear me? I listened to your opening and I must say I agree with you. Our government — Obama, Biden or Trump — isn’t doing us any favors by letting Muslims in and, furthermore, allowing anti-American demonstrators to chant, ‘No Jew between me and the sea’ while flying the Hamas flag and holding posters proclaiming ‘Free Gaza,’ a completely meaningless statement if there ever was one.”

“What about Omar?”

“Besides the obvious, Henry, our government says it doesn’t want any more DEI, but we have women on Navy ships, so take your government and shove it. Going into cities to deport illegals while ignoring another real honest-to-goodness, life-and-death problem – Muslims in our country – may be great PR, but when they have rape gangs and sit around and watch beheading videos on their phones, well, all I can say is do us all a favor and leave, and that goes for every Dem, New Yorker or not.”

“That’s nice; someday I’ll ask you what you really think about Governor Kathy Hochul and Mamdani but, unfortunately, our time has expired, so this is Henry wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. I’m taking a nap.”

[*October 7th: I want the world to know what Muslims are really like: release those tapes of October 7th!]

“Brazil” (2:46)

Henry