by Henry, ©2025

(Jun. 27, 2025) — “I Love a Rainy Night” (3:09)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky will be our featured guest to point out a government agency that is not acting in our best interests, and that’s putting it mildly. Welcome aboard, Zork.”

“First, thank you for your kind invitation for allowing me, once again, to be given the opportunity to signal with the lantern from the bell tower, so to speak.”

“A warning?”

“Yes, a warning. Remember that the NAZIs used existing German laws to take over that country; so, too are the Muslims using our laws to take over our country. Muslims are encouraged and gleefully assisted by the one government agency we all used to trust but, unfortunately, can trust no longer.”

“Spell it out for us, please.”

“The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS), in conjunction with the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security, are allowing people to become citizens who publicly profess to have a desire to kill us. And let me tell you this: they make no bones about it.”

“Say what?”

“They wear their hate on their sleeve; they wave flags and shove posters in your face: ‘Free Palestine.’”

“Yes, I’ve seen that.”

“They say they want Sharia Law, that they plan to trash the Constitution. They say that they plan to ‘kill the Jews and all other nonbelievers.’ If there’s no other lesson to learn from World War II, it’s this: ‘If someone says they’re going to kill you, believe them.’”

“Yes, I’ve heard that.”

“It’s true, so why are we giving citizenship papers to people who want to kill us? Answer me that.”

“I can’t.”

“Nobody can. Look, Muslims want to kill us; can we at least get that much straight? We can save ourselves if put our minds to it. Last century we deported gangsters, right? And all they did was cheat the IRS; they didn’t indiscriminately go around murdering innocent people and targeting Jews.”

“That’s true. So, what’s the prognosis?”

“The prognosis is that we don’t have the brains nor the will to protect ourselves and therefore save ourselves.”

“And they know that? The Muslims know we are a weak people?”

“For sure; they’re here, aren’t they? Proof enough. What do I have to do, Henry, spell it out for you? Think ‘Death Cult’ and at least we’ll be on the same page.”

“Got it. So this radical Zohran Mamdani has to go?”

“As of yesterday, along with Omar and all the rest of them. They are taught to hate and kill Jews and Christians; what more do you need?”

“So what’s the prognosis?”

“Honestly? We don’t stand a chance if we don’t have enough common sense to deport those who have been taught since birth to kill us. Truthfully I don’t think we do, as a people, have the brains to do what must be done to save ourselves. Our fellow citizens voted for Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, Rep. Greg Stanton of Arizona and Dick Durbin of Illinois; therefore there’s just too many of us who don’t have enough grey matter to see the writing on the wall.”

“I think you’re right. Any advice?”

“Don’t go to the beach without a bulletproof vest and something to shoot back with.”

“Good advice. Well, it’s been nice talking to you. You still think we’ve only 20 years left as a country before we turn into an Islamic Third-World cesspool where women have no rights and the religious police are the final arbitrators?”

“I’m afraid so; sorry if the truth hurts.”

“We love the truth. And that’s all the time we have. This is Henry, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. I guess it was no use bringing up anchor babies. Let’s go grab something. There’s a bait shop – fresh worms – next to the burger roach coach down the street: my treat.”

“Tennessee Whiskey” (5:05)