by Henry, ©2025
(May 15, 2025) — “Mind Your Own Business” (3:00)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. When I was a tadpole, I went to ‘Frog Academy,’ and I remember there was a tadpole who acted like AOC, so one day the teacher sent her off on an errand when she got swallowed by a Northern Pike and she was no more. And that reminds me, I don’t like these so-called treaties with countries if we can’t execute their people if they rape, torture, kill us and molest our children. If we don’t fix the problem we shouldn’t pass the problem along, now, should we? Of course not, for doing so would not be the right thing and, above all, we should always strive to do what is good and honorable, and if that means stringing murderers up, then what do you say let’s do it.
“There, I feel better and I hope you do, too. Which reminds me, the Dems are missing the greatest time in not only American history, but world history as well because when they should be paying attention, instead of acting like AOC, pouting that the world is bad because of Trump, they’d be better off. Better count me in, too, AOC, and all the other patriots who can read the writing on the wall: Trump is the real deal, get used to it.
“Now, if you’re like me you won’t believe one word the government says until they deport Omar; are we at least clear on that much? I hope so. And these corrupt judges — I mean, enough is enough already; you with me? And now to our scheduled program. Our featured guest is our favorite Indian, Chief New Leaf. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“And thank you for having me back. You hear from Roving? How’s he doing?”
“I believe the expression is ‘on edge.’ So, what’s happening in your world?”
“I heard you mention our judges are becoming unmanageable, isn’t that correct?”
“I’m afraid so. Just look around and what do you see? ‘Sanctuary’ this and criminals walk. Can’t go on; something’s bound to snap. Before Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) came on the scene we were on the right track but not now, not with these judges who aren’t doing us one bit of good, I’ll tell you that.”
“And we couldn’t agree more, but what to do?”
“Voter ID is the key and then vote the bad judges off to nowhere; that’s one way.”
“And another? Cat got your tongue? What do you say we pause for a short commercial break?”
“Always on My Mind” (3:28)
“And we’re back with the Chief who mentioned that the corrupt judges are the weak link of our republic.”
“That’s right; just look at all those ‘gaming-the-system’ elected representatives, such as AOC, working for themselves and the heck with the rest of us and our Republic. You may ask why I’m picking on AOC, so I’ll tell you. A young Dem following in the footsteps of Madeleine Albright, Maxine Waters, Chuck Schumer and Senator Dick Durbin, a few of the most worthless human beings you’ll ever find; trust me. AOC and Bernie Sanders pushing Socialism when we all know that Socialism has never worked, never will work because of people like Sanders and AOC: self-centered and selfish fools who think of nothing of stepping on the backs of people, telling tall tales about getting something for nothing.”
“I think you hit the nail on the head. Telling lies seems to make the news, right?”
“It shouldn’t, but that’s how ‘dumbed-down’ the viewers of ‘The View” are and the rest of the Dems who are anti-MAGA. They don’t want to make America great again no matter what the cost. They’d rather see America go Socialist and be destroyed instead of seeing Trump succeed. We live in truly exciting times, and it would behoove people to pay attention as to how our Republic is being saved, and one sure way is to be armed.”
“You want people to buy guns?”
“I want people to be able to take care of themselves. You know, too bad Ashli Babbitt wasn’t armed to take down the dirty cop who shot her.”
“You mean Michael Byrd?”
“That’s the one; got him on camera; shot her in cold blood. It’s called ‘murder.’”
“He hasn’t been jailed yet?”
“Fat chance. Remember, we’re talking about corrupt judges.”
“Oh, yes, of course. Blacks murdering whites is lawful, just as in South Africa. We either get it together and Trump or no Trump, we’re in for a rough ride. If Congress would have the guts to censor the corrupt judges, there’s hope; if not, there’s none.”
“Well said, and with that we wish you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. I’ve plenty of worms to share: my treat.”
“Good Mood Blues” (1:20)
Henry