by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Feb. 17, 2026) — “Day after day, it’s creeping closer and closer while our bureaucrats and politicians act oblivious to the danger at hand. Either they don’t know, don’t care or are acting like pawns of the enemy, but either way, our country is sliding into oblivion, Trump or no Trump. Zork estimates we’ll be under Sharia Law by 2050.”
“Don’t Throw Your Love Away” (2:22)
“And that’s my opening. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. They used to say that global communications will make the world a safer place. Boy, were they ever wrong. Since the fall of the Berlin Wall, the world has been spiraling towards its own destruction at a frightening pace. What difference does it make if Laken Riley was murdered by an illegal immigrant or a Muslim? It doesn’t: dead is dead, yet the United States seems to twiddle its fingers at the danger at hand. With us to sort it all out is our good friendly neighborhood shrink, Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky. Welcome aboard, Zork.”
“Thank you for having me. I liked your opening although it scares me half to death. All those years we were buying oil from the Middle East, those petro dollars have come home to roost in the form of many of our communication companies being owned by Muslims.”
“I know what you’re going to say; that’s why we don’t hear about the atrocities in Africa, let alone the rape gangs in England and Wales. Wales, where every block has a mosque.”
“And every mosque is an armory. Alright, we all know about the impending takeover of our Constitution by Sharia Law. This we know; it’s not news. The question remains: what to do about it.
“The bottom line is we have these problems because those who were calling the shots yesterday didn’t care any more than anyone in power cares today. Face it: they just don’t care about Muslims in our country. Couldn’t care less.
“Let me give you an analogy. The popular TV show, ‘Studio 6B,’ has all the bells and whistles to report the news in real time. That’s great. The show is entertaining, but here’s the thing: none of them served in the United States military, for if they had, they wouldn’t make such fools of themselves during football season betting on NFL games. A veteran doesn’t watch the NFL, doesn’t watch the disrespect that they’re shown by kneelers and hearing some anthem other than their own. The Studio 6B broadcasters are so into themselves that they can’t see what’s happening outside their own little world.”
“So, you’re saying that the bureaucrats in the State Department and Homeland Security can’t see that Islam isn’t a religion as much as it is a force of a takeover?”
“Haven’t a clue, just as stupid as anyone who is against ICE, and that’s a fact. Here’s another fact: the behavior of the Muslims in Africa and Europe is the same as those in Ireland, Canada and in the USA. Same, exactly the same because their goal is the same: death to all of us nonbelievers.
“Muslim women have no say in anything, are totally controlled by a male relative or husband. End of story. Now listen: there is a direct connection between anti-ICE and the Muslim takeover. You and I see it, but our government doesn’t care, and that’s why I say we have less than three decades to cherish the great experiment in freedom: the USA.”
“But we’ll fail?”
“That’s a fact if we don’t deport them; after all, we made them American citizens, so they have ‘rights.’”
“Even when they say they’re going to kill us?”
“Yep, even when they speak the truth, probably the only truth they’ll ever speak in their whole lives, come to think of it.”
“And no one is listening.”
“You and I and the readers of The P&E, but that’s it. People in government don’t care.”
“What about the military?”
“You mean the NAVY with women on ships? Let’s get serious, for once. The FAKE NEWS is in the driver’s seat, a fact we can’t ignore. They started the TDS with the, ‘I don’t like the way he talks,’ to the ‘threat to Democracy,’ ‘Putin’s puppet’ and ‘Russian collusion.’ A few more have been added along the way: ‘kidnapping off the streets’ and ‘concentration camps.’ These phrases are repeated hour after hour from the idiot box, aka the television set.
“Education is the key to save our country. We are reaping the rewards of the Teachers’ Union, DEI and LGBTQ nonsense that still allows mentally disturbed males to just walk into a girl’s bathroom, a practice that SHOULD render the guilty into a jail or a padded cell and would’ve less than a generation ago.
“We are also reaping the rewards of abolishing the Draft, as if serving your country was a burdensome chore that must be avoided when, in fact, it is a necessary obligation as a productive citizen. Don’t want to stand with hand over heart during the National Anthem? That’s a right we afford our citizens, but by the same token patriots have the right to jail those who don’t support the Constitution. Fact is, North Korea and the Taliban would welcome us sending them undesirable Americans; fair warning.
“During the past ten years, dog snatching has gone up 800%; now what do you suppose is going on? Just ask Mamdani. A word to the wise: there is zero difference between the sexes of the Muslims when it comes to methods of subduing the West; none whatsoever. Be advised that the ranting of Tlaib and Omar is just as dangerous as that of the Ayatollah Khomeini.
“It all comes down to the FAKE NEWS. One way to get their attention would be to have verdicts read publicly for those found guilty of election fraud. Imagine, if you will, the Governors of Arizona and Colorado publicly sentenced to LIFE IN PRISON? Or Governors Whitmer and Hochul sentenced to LIFE IN PRISON for corruption? Or the elected officials in Georgia for doing everything wrong? ‘We’re sorry to interrupt the normal scheduling process, but you need to see this.’
“But it won’t happen, will it? It’ll never happen because we don’t have what the last generation had: the will to do what’s right. To win WWII, President Roosevelt told General George C. Marshall, ‘Win it.’ And that’s all it took. D-day, June 6, 1944, hung on a thread: they were afraid to wake Hitler, and when they did, the deceptions the West had in place worked long enough to establish a beachhead, and that’s all she wrote. We are lacking such a purposeful and concise directive in order to save our country from the CCP and those who are hell-bent on killing us outright, the Muslims living next door to you and me. How many Muslims do you think are in our country as you read these words? How about 5 million PLUS?! The fact is, we don’t know, and that in itself should concern us all half to death – pun intended. The clock is ticking, tick-tock.
“Through various channels, it has reached my ear that Zyklon, the Ruler of the Universe, or, at a minimum, our galaxy, the Milky Way, rescued Henry — that’s right, Henry, the talking frog — from the clutches of impending death just before he would’ve been cut to pieces by the propeller blades of those WWI biplanes, zapped him into his spaceship where he is alive and kicking, in the parlance of frog-speak. This rumor I can’t confirm, but if we’re looking for a savior – and Trump may very well be – Henry may be the one, coming down from the heavens to deport, incarcerate and other stuff of all who are not 110% behind the Constitution of these United States.”
“This is indeed breaking news. Wow. Praise Zyklon to the highest, for sure. There seems to be a ray of sunshine, after all.”
“I know how you feel, Pastor, but right now it’s just a rumor. I must say, I sure hope it’s true. Henry may not be big in stature, but he’s a giant in presence, and that’s all we need. I’m sure our troops would follow Henry to the end of the earth, as the saying goes. No women on ships. No DEI. All Trump would have to say to Henry is: ‘Win it.’”
“And on that note, we will end this uplifting broadcast of ‘Pulse.’ Thank you for watching. This is Pastor Dunkin, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Wow! What a show! Henry may be alive and kicking, frog parlance. Burger time: my treat.”
“Puff the Magic Dragon” (3:27)
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