by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Jan. 15, 2026) — “Who Let the Dogs Out” (3:31)
Look, no one cares about a protester (Renee Goode) supporting pedophiles, rapists, murderers, Muslims, and illegal immigrants, but we do care about the dog (who was in the back seat).
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. If the Governor of Minnesota would look in the mirror, all his questions on who to blame for, well, truthfully, everything, would be looking right back at him. Talk about flaming the fire. Tim Walz and mayor Jacob Frey should have kept their mouths shut, but since they didn’t, off they go to the funny farm, the place where delusional Socialists go whenever their gravy train of corruption, kickbacks, and payoffs end. Professor Wert, the well-known author of children’s books, will be our featured guest. Welcome to the show.”
“Thank you for having me on. I liked your opening, I mean, about the dog. Who in the heck cares about crazy people, anyway? I sure as heck don’t, none of the little kiddies I write books for don’t, and everyone who supports the Constitution doesn’t care one way or the other; trust me. We care about the dog more than we care about every Muslim and illegal immigrant in our country today.”
“Well, that’s true, but could you tone it down a notch or two? After all, we have little kiddies listening.”
“I wish I could, but I can’t. Sorry, tone it down, I mean. Tell it like it is, I like to say.”
“We’re on your side, but maybe go easy is all we’re saying.”
“I wish I could, but I can’t. Maybe he or she isn’t a rapist or a killer, but they are illegal, and that’s the baseline. If you’re breaking our immigration laws, don’t. It’s not complicated, by the way.”
“Very well. What projects have you on the table?”
“Thank you for asking. I’m writing a play, believe it or not.”
“I believe you. What’s it about?”
“It’s about our friend, Henry. It’s about when Henry gets to Frog Heaven and what happens to him.”
“He doesn’t; I mean, he doesn’t get sent to the other place?”
“Oh, no, Henry made it through the ‘Pearly Gates’ okay.”
“Are there lady frogs doing the ‘Can Can’ (1:09) in Frog Heaven?”
“Yes; it wouldn’t be a Heaven for Henry if it didn’t have his dancers.”
“Any reports on that dog in the back seat?”
“No, I’m afraid not. I hope it’s alright. And with that we’ll call it a night. This is Pastor Dunkin, along with Professor Wert, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Good Luck Charm” (2:25)
Pastor Dunkin
Think about it, had her friend kept her mouth shut instead of yelling, “Drive, Baby, drive,” Renee Goode would still be alive today.
Trouble is, her friend will never add 2 and 2 together and realize that it was her, and her alone, who got her friend killed.
And all because of her big mouth, something she gets to live with until her dying day.
Serves her right.