by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Apr. 22, 2024) — “God Bless America” (3:02)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We invited Bishop Dunkin to give this program’s invocation. Take it away, Bishop.”
“Thank you, Roving. Let us pray.
“Dear Lord, we thank Thee for this opportunity to reach out to those who need to hear the truth, the one truth that is not up for debate or discussion. We believe in the Golden Rule for everyone.
“We also believe in an eye for an eye, that if you murder you, too, shall join them in death. We do not believe in murdering the helpless and defenseless, as Rickesha Overton did in Seattle, WA recently. After reviewing the tape of the crime, how is Overton any less of a sociopath than any of the participants of the latest Holocaust on Oct.7th? The answer is absolutely none, proof that we have crazy homicidal maniacs running around free among us, which is why one should be always armed. Unarmed and defenseless is the last place any of us want to be. A ‘GUN-FREE ZONE’ is dangerous and, consequently, a place to avoid.
“We believe that You gave us the power to speak to go ahead and speak, not to be censored by idiots who may not like to hear what we think of them. We believe that you gave Moses the Ten Commandments as the pathway for an examined life.
“And, Lord, we know that we are sinners and are quite aware we’re not perfect, yet we still hope to walk in the footsteps of Jesus, even knowing we’ll fall short. We try and dream that, when our time comes to be at the Pearly Gates, we’ll be welcomed into the fold of our brothers and sisters, our soul accepted rather than rejected.
“In closing, please somehow give guidance to those afflicted with ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome,’ a sign from above that their mental illness may simply be cured by the understanding of the United States Constitution as it was written without any of this woke malarkey thrown in, if you get my drift. You made Adam and Eve by X’s and Y’s and not by any of this LGBTQ craziness, a clear case of a mental deficiency to accept reality. Keep these people away from our children, as you would keep creepy Joe Biden away.
“And, as long as I have Your ear, can You somehow instill some modicum of the Golden Rule in those who haven’t a clue as to how to get along with others, like those soulless Muslims who went on a rampage on Oct. 7 AND LONG AFTERWARDS? It would sure ease our minds if the rationally deprived could somehow be a little less depraved and understand that You gave us a world in which to live in peace and harmony with our neighbors and not be continuously harassed by a bunch of maniacal depressives who blame others yet never themselves for their own shortcomings, namely slothfulness and ‘gaming the system,’ a ploy Yasser Arafat used to any who would listen: ‘Woe to us; blame the Jews and Christians for our laziness.’
“Furthermore, please let those who suffer from the aforementioned ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ refrain from immolation, a wasted effort to win a debate: ‘You don’t agree with me, so I’ll do myself in’ is not a recommended strategy with which to sway the other side to your point of view.
“And please give us the patience to accept those with greed in their hearts. We understand temptation for the morally weak, but we cannot accept lies as truths. Alejandro Mayorkas swears to tell the truth yet lies through his teeth. Saying the border is closed is one thing, but seeing people climb fences and run off into the mountains is rather telling. Now if You would smite those who voted to send money to Ukraine, we would like that a lot.
“Now I want to get to my point, the reason for this particular prayer. The ATF agents who recently murdered the Little Rock airport employee, where do they come from? Used to be federal employees were admired, looked up to for their honesty and dedication to their Oath to the Constitution. Nowadays, all they seem to be are robot goons, willingly following illegal orders to murder at whim. Roger Stone needs to count his lucky stars CNN was there to record it all, or else he would’ve suffered the same fate as Randy Weaver’s wife and son, Ashli Babbit and a growing list of murdered citizens from an out-of-control government which uses the same playbook as countless totalitarian governments before ours.
“As a republic we are drowning, from which there can be but two outcomes: survival or annihilation. The current government is using every conceivable tactic to destroy itself. Half the population hasn’t a clue what’s really going on, coming down, and not an inkling of the irrevocable harm they are doing when they accept ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ tendencies such as ignoring open borders, inflation, and weakening our military with the ‘Clot Shot’ and incompetent command.
“I for one don’t believe our country will be saved in the courts, that the threat of arrest and possible incarceration as a deterrent and fines levied can have any possible impact on saving our country. We have people publicly calling ‘Death to America’ without arrest, traipsing around cheering ‘No Jew between me and the sea’ and carrying Hamas and Iran flags, trampling the ‘Stars and Stripes’ while our police protect the traitors from the patriots.
“Do you see where I’m going with this, Lord? Are we supposed to sit around and wait for the other shoe to drop, or can we be proactive, take the bull by the horns and fight back? The Dems can’t play by the rules: they make them up as they go along, and there’s no better example than the phony bologna charges against Trump.
“In this we ask You, Lord. Amen.”
“Thank you, Bishop Dunkin, for your long-winded but appropriate prayer. And that’ll do it; we’ve just run out of time, so this is your Roving Reporter, along with Bishop Dunkin, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Goodnight My Love” (2:17)
Roving Reporter