by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Sep. 23, 2023) — “Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying” (2:44)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The Dems will allow non-citizens to vote, thereby flaunting their hate for our country right in our faces. Yes, I said it right: this is not the country of the Dems, yet. According to the Dems, there is no law, but ‘might over right,’ where only the criminals are allowed to carry weapons. Today’s featured guest is an old friend you all respect, none other than Chief New Leaf. The Chief has been to the West Coast gathering information on how the Dems plan to cheat in the 2024 presidential election. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for such a warm welcome, Roving. Of course the Dems are going to cheat in the next election; it’s preordained. Every illegal will be issued an identity card which, in turn, will allow them to vote in the precincts that are under CCP jurisdiction.”
“CCP jurisdiction? Does that mean ‘controlled?’”
“What the heck do you think Biden did for that payoff money but sell our country down the river? A ‘sanctuary city’ is run by the CCP. A ‘sanctuary state’ is controlled by the CCP. Gee, Roving, face the music. All the pieces are in place to cheat; if you leave the same people in charge, what do you expect?”
“Well, then, what would you do?”
“You have got to be kidding! All you need is one example, just one and the whole charade will stop in a heartbeat.”
“And that is?”
“Truthfully, after the verdict is read, I’d conduct a public sentencing and swift justice.”
“Define ‘swift.’”
“Immediate, right then and there.”
“Do you mean what I think you mean?”
“Roving, of all people, you should know that ‘Pulse’ is a family show, which means that little kiddies are watching along with mom and dad. Let me just say this about that: we are in a war; therefore it is a time of war, and what do you do with traitors and spies in time of war? It’s a rhetorical question, Roving.”
“Pay-per-view?”
“Maybe free. The point is, if we don’t nip the crooked elections in the bud, our country is toast. I’m serious.”
“I believe you are.”
“No more dead people voting; no illegal immigrants voting; no Muslims voting. Look, before you say another word, I’m tired of our stupid so-called ‘Rules of Engagement’; you got that? What we do is kill the enemy. We don’t arrest them and get them a Public Defender. We don’t ‘send them back.’ We don’t coddle our enemy and make excuses such as they have a psychiatric mental problem that needs to be ‘treated,’ understand? We are not sheep waiting around to be slaughtered. We are not anyone’s target. We are not someone’s ‘problem,’ you understand?”
“I understand, Chief. I think you need to calm down so what do you say we take a commercial break? Be right back; don’t go anywhere. “
“Five O’clock World” (2:06)
“And we’re back with Chief New Leaf who just came back from a fact-finding tour from Seattle to San Diego. Tell us what you found.”
“I found nobody in charge, is what I found. I found anarchy and crime up the gazoo. I was glad to get out of there, and I’m not going back. California, Oregon, and Washington are gone, and I’ll say this: if the San Andreas Fault would slide them into the sea, it would be good riddance.”
“You’re speaking metaphorically, right?”
“Oh, yes, Roving; we wouldn’t want the little kiddies getting the wrong impression. What if I said that just the Dems would slide into the sea; would that be alright?”
“Yes, I think that’d be alright. Let’s just have the Dems gone and leave all the normal people alone to go through their lives without interference from the government about ‘Clot Shots’ and masks that don’t do a doggone thing except make people sick and dizzy from lack of oxygen, right?”
“Right as rain.”
“The name of the game is getting money from under-the-table. Governors, AGs, and every other officer of the court is highly suspect in selling their country for little shiny pieces of silver. Fani Willis is on the take to the tune of millions, while Governor Brian Kemp is in it for tens of millions. And speaking of Georgia, Margery Taylor Greene is a snake in the grass, and I hope that ‘Pulse’ viewers understand that. Shame on RAV TV for not telling the truth about her.”
“They have to pretend, or the FCC will pull their plug.”
“Now isn’t that the truth? Getting back on track, if Trump [’81 Million Votes, My A**’ (3:14)] doesn’t win, our country lost the war against corruption and it’ll be all over. We’ll be a Third World cesspool where every soldier and every cop will follow any illegal order that comes down the pike, just as they do now. The pre-dawn Roger Stone raid, the arresting of Peter Navarro at the airport, and the Mar-a-Largo raid were all done by FBI agents who blindly followed illegal orders, orders where a simple phone call would have accomplished the same results. The cops who watched Baltimore burn were ordered not to arrest the looters, arsonists, grand theft auto thieves, muggers, rapists, and murderers and there they were, on prime-time TV, standing around on the street corners watching their city burn with arms crossed. Nice going, guys. Arrest the mayor or QUIT.”
“Couldn’t agree more, but they didn’t arrest the mayor, nor did they quit, did they? Anything else, besides no add-ons to any bill introduced in Congress, right?”
“No, I’m done. The Dems will issue ID cards and then give them amnesty, making them bona fide citizens, and tell them if they vote for Trump [‘Try That In A Small Town’ (3:00)] they’ll be deported, but if they vote the straight Dem ticket it’ll be nothing but free stuff forever and ever.”
“So no one ever tells them that ‘free’ isn’t, in fact, free?”
“It’s over their heads, just as ‘Russian Collusion’ is over ‘The View’s’ audience’s heads. Someone will have to pay for these illegals. What is happening is that we just sold our progeny’s legacy for nothing; got it?”
“Got it. And that’ll do it for this episode of ‘Pulse.’ What have we learned? We learned that the Dems will cheat on the next election, out in the open, for all the world to see. They’ll use the same election officials they used in 2020. They’ll let the illegal immigrants vote by issuing them identity cards and amnesty and they’ll use the FAKE NEWS to convince the dummies that it’s all above-board. Signed, sealed, and delivered and welcome to a never-ending nightmare, where the names of previous concentration camps will be resurrected to maximize the power of the State, names like Treblinka and Auschwitz. And all because of a stolen election, a fake insurrection concocted by the Deep State that promised a weak-kneed VP to be a guaranteed shoe-in for the presidency in 2024. A vote for Trump means deportation for the bums, and that’s extraordinaire. Well, now, the fact of the matter is we don’t cotton to a Judas, and that’s all she wrote: Goodnight.
“Good show, Chief. Burger time: my treat.”
Very good and true article. It does seem to me that for illegals “free” does mean free, for the rest of us, no….