by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Apr. 29, 2024) — “The Sound of Music” (2:22)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock asked to be on to say something, so here she is. You’re on.”
“If there’s one tidbit of information to take from the horrors of WW II, it’s when somebody says they’re going to kill you, take them seriously. Free speech only goes so far. You can’t go around threatening people, for instance. “Death to Israel” and “Death to America!” are tantamount to saying, “Let’s murder the Jews!” and “Let’s murder Americans!”
“Good point.”
“So, you got these pundits who go on the talk shows and defend the rights of the idiots proclaiming they want to kill us; can you believe it? They call it ‘First Amendment Rights.’”
“I believe it because I’ve seen it.”
“Professor Zorkophsky states that if somebody says they want to kill you, that they are going to kill you, you have the right to defend yourself.”
“I agree with the Professor.”
“He says it would be anyone’s right to fight fire with fire; in other words, to do to them before they do it to you. I asked what Bishop Dunkin thought about what Zork said, and he said that nowhere in the Bible does it say, and I quote, ‘to go through life as a victim.’ I take it that all those idiots who support Hamas or, for that matter, anything pertaining to Islam, should receive exactly what they preach.”
“In other words, ‘No homicidal maniacs between me and anywhere.’”
“You got it.”
“And that’s it? Give to them whatever it is they want to give to you, such as death?”
“Well, yes, but I’ll bend to the point of ‘deport immediately and take Mayorkas with you.’”
“I like it. And that’ll do it for now. I say that the next time someone tells me they’re going to kill me, I’ll defend myself, right? This is your Roving Reporter, along with Madam Shylock, wishing you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. I must say, you make a lot of sense; why wait for them to kill us, right? Burger time: my treat.”
“Sakura Sakura” (2:58)
Roving Reporter