by Roving Reporter, ©2021
(Dec. 20, 2021) — “Something Special” (2:13)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. On our last program, Professor Wert was scheduled to report on the inherent danger of misdiagnosing a political philosophy with a religious movement, but an emergency came up that he had to attend to. Anyway, he’s with us now. Welcome back. Mind telling us the emergency?”
“Not at all: I was so worked-up that, if I didn’t leave when I did, I might have been a little too graphic in my reporting. I had slides and clips to document why Islam and Western Civilization are like oil and water: THEY DO NOT MIX. You can take everything in the Constitution about equal this and equal that, but it doesn’t mean a hill of beans under Sharia Law. According to Muslims, nothing, but nothing, forever and ever comes before Sharia, and that’s what people have been warning us for the past 1,400 years.”
“Some of us listen, and others don’t.”
“The people listen; the politicians don’t. For some obscure reason they think that reason prevails, when in real life reason doesn’t stand a chance in Hades against ignorance and plain old stupidity.”
“Give us an example.”
“Ilhan Omar is one good example; another would be the Taliban blowing up the ancient Buddhist statues in Afghanistan; ISIS destroying Palmyra; and on and on, every day, for the past 1,400 without abatement. Did I say ‘every day?’”
“I believe you did. So, what have you got to report for us today? But give us the answer after this short break.”
“Always Look on the Bright side of Life Sing-Along” (3:49)
“And we’re back with Professor Wert, who is going to give us his latest report on the state of — of what, Professor?”
“On the state of being fed up. Now, I don’t know about you, but there is literally tons of information about The Jab, and none of it’s good. It’s out there, but not on Fake News. Nobody, but nobody, should get spikes in their blood and brain lesions. Kids should not be dying of heart attacks, but they are, and the government not only prolongs this insanity, but endorses it as well.”
“What about the criminality of it all?”
“A jury would convict them all in a heartbeat.”
“Could you make a case against Biden?”
“As an ‘unindicted co-conspirator?’ You bet, but you can also indict Harris and Pelosi and everyone who voted for a mask mandate.”
“That would take care of all the Dem governors and mayors, wouldn’t it?”
“Look, the information is out there; I mean, you don’t even have to look for it. It’s right in front of us: The Jab is a medical catastrophe, and no amount of mask mandates and boosters will change the facts. Before I came on the show, Professor Zorkophsky called and said, in his vast professional opinion, that the nation’s quack, Anthony Fauci, has – his words – ‘acute dementia brought on by an overwhelming NAPOLEON COMPLEX.’ He also said that Fauci is a very dangerous and cunning individual and that he has the backing of Pelosi, McConnell, Schumer and the CCP.”
“But that doesn’t change the facts about The Jab.”
“No, it doesn’t. Look, this Administration is pro-CCP and, as directed by them, is weakening our military faster than a speeding bullet. By mandating The Jab, they accomplish two major goals: by weeding out the Constitutionalists, that will only leave those left behind* to run the Death Camps, to walk the streets to murder law-abiding American citizens who refuse to get vaxxed and kowtow to this Administration.”
“You tend to paint a dire picture.”
“The fact is we may not have a country by 2024. Open borders, failure to prosecute those responsible for the election fraud and the refusal to deport the unwanteds and the illegals will be the death of our Republic. But as long as we use our heads, reason will prevail. It’s a race between reason and ignorance; always has been. We’re in the end game; make no mistake about it. We need Biden O-U-T and Trump in, ASAP. Will the beacon of the free world have an eclipse? I sure hope so.”
“Wise words. Well, that’ll do it for now and so, on behalf of Professor Wert, this is your Roving Reporter wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Those left behind: will follow any order without question. ‘See that house with the Santa on the roof? Burn it down.’ And that’s how it starts.]
[Little People report: on standby with communication blackout.]
[Support our Second Amendment: protect yourself and your loved ones, your community and your country.]
[Here’s a reminder of what Australia once was: free and one heck of a fun place to live; enjoy the memories. “Crazy Uptown Funk in Sydney Australia” (4:58)]
[TRASH THE MASKS and TRASH THE MANDATES]
[An appeal from ‘Pulse’ to the audience: this Christmas, let us pray that China will, once and for all, get out of Tibet.]
“O Little Town of Bethlehem” (3:08)