by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(May 7, 2024) — “I Will Follow Him” (2:46)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Here’s another sermon from our favorite Bishop. Take it away, Bishop Dunkin.”
“Hello to all of you out there in audience land. Welcome to our little church down on Hawthorn Street. We have a successful Sunday School, and our alternative to K-12 public schooling has been flourishing beyond expectations; all of our graduates receive scholarships wherever they decide to continue in their education irrespective of subject, from nursing to physics and engineers to pilots. Will this year’s graduates please come forward and join the choir for the opening hymn.”
“What a Friend We have in Jesus” (2:38)
“Please be seated. There’s no use in beating around the bush; we’re on our way out. We’ve been sold down the river by crooks who never cared for our country and never understood the Constitution. When confronted with facts they say their decision-making process consists of ‘feeling.’
“The number of people in our country who understand what’s going on wouldn’t fill our high school’s football stadium, although more and more are accepting what they see happening before their very eyes as reality and not the lies from CNN and MSNBC and even well-meaning people such as Royce White, who calls people who don’t care to be beheaded bigoted towards Muslims.
“Make no mistake about it: Muslims are not here to assimilate and live the American dream. On the contrary, they are here to overthrow our way of life, to replace the Constitution with Sharia Law. It’s just a matter of time before all the atrocities done on the other continents will visit ours: rape gangs and mass murders on beaches and in malls.
“The attackers on Oct. 7 live-fed media, in real time, what barbarity they are capable of. Pamela Geller of the Geller Report keeps asking the IDF to release the videos of Oct. 7th to the world as a reminder of how the enemy of Western Civilization fights us. They fight us when our guard is down, and backs turned and cry foul when we retaliate.
“Any country, any group of people who don’t understand the consequences of invited homicidal maniacs to live with you better take a refresher course in Holocaust history: if someone says they are going to kill you, believe them.
“I have been asked this question, ‘What if a Muslim is an American citizen?’ My answer is this: if you go to a paint store and order 20 gallons of primer and they load your pickup with 20 gallons of paint remover, and you don’t discover the error until after a five-hour torturous drive, must you accept the error or return the mistake?
“There is nothing in the Bible nor is there nothing in the Constitution that requires any of us to go through life stupid. I know by watching our politicians we might come to another conclusion but, trust me, we are in a war, a real shooting war where the other side would prefer us to be helpless and unarmed. They seem to take an inordinate amount of pleasure afflicting suffering and pain, adopting the mindset of an immature child. But to underestimate the enemy would be an egregious mistake. Just because they can’t get along doesn’t mean they can’t conquer us.
“They perceive us as weak and helpless mainly because our military and civilian judges are weak and helpless. The Lebanon barracks bombing should have resulted in a scorched-earth policy of a radius of hundreds of miles, just as the Oct. 7th barbarity should have resulted in the complete destruction of Gaza and, I daresay, Tehran. The Boston Marathon bombers should have immediately be publicly hung, just as all the Muslim prisoners in GITMO should be.
“And because we are weak, we get Abu Ghraib crybabies that resulted in the Dishonorable Discharge of the guards when they should have been rewarded for dealing with scum appropriately. Either way, public weakness is telling and not to any advantage of demonstrating that we are weak and vulnerable, hence 9-11.
“For every action there is a reaction and not necessarily an equal one. The open invitation of the open border invites hatred for our laws and us. One cannot expect illegal immigrants to respect the United States when we don’t even respect ourselves. A protected border is a universal guidepost of all countries, something even the dumbest illegal immigrant knows first-hand.
“To give you an idea how far gone our country is, our southern border has been open ever since Biden took office resulting in millions of illegal people, something Dems seems to accept with disdain for those of us who say it is wrong not to vet anyone coming into our house. Sending a child into a public school is a tantamount death sentence with tuberculosis, polio, measles and it gets worse, Marburg and Ebola-like diseases, and let’s not forget the Bubonic plague and leprosy.
“It started with Affirmative Action and then morphed into DEI, a Marxist philosophy that is destroying our Republic. Our country is deliberately being destroyed from within. Our military has been brainwashed into the ‘Clot Shot’ that has extended into the VA.
“Our DOJ is nothing but A joke, and a sad one at that. Rather than initiate a national sales tax, the IRS is being armed. Threats to our democracy are all around us and the noose is tightening. Most Americans believe that the followers of Islam are rational people able to live without murdering Christians and Jews when that is clearly not the case, has never been the case, and will always be the case. I have, therefore, submitted my resignation which will be effective immediately. When asked to express my opinion on ‘Pulse,’ I will consider the invitation and decide accordingly.
“And here are my last words: if we don’t act responsibly, we will surely reap our just rewards, and the way we’re going, our country will be toast in less time it’ll take for another 9-11 to happen. I think those who died defending democracy will have died in vain; I believe that those who were maimed while serving were maimed in vain; and I believe those who have served will have served in vain. We not only refuse to deport the very people who want to do us in, we bring more of them on board. My words are nothing but the wind in the wilderness.
“I wish you all a quiet night and a peaceful goodbye: Goodnight and Goodbye.”
“And there he goes. Let’s see if he has any last-last words. Hey, Bishop, any last words?”
“Be armed, armed to the teeth. Buy yourself a tank, at the minimum an AR-15 and assorted shotguns, pistols, bows and arrows, knives, maces and swords.”
“Maces and swords?”
“Make that extra clips and ammo. Remember: you can never have too much ammo and water. Call me sometime.”
“Any thoughts on the cancelled wedding?”
“Apparently Miss Cindy didn’t like Henry’s pad.”
“Any very last thoughts?”
“I never thought I’d say it, but if the Muslims are not deported and our schools don’t teach the truth instead of being indoctrination centers, what the Germans did to Unionists, Christian clergy, dissidents, and the Jews will be repeated on our shores in the near future. Our government and certainly our military are pro-Jihad, anti-Israel. If we don’t deport Muslims and put traitors like Schumer, McConnell and Pelosi in jail, no matter who wins this November the USA is finished. We are in the process of trashing the Constitution with the persecution of Trump; next it’ll be the Jews. Face it: it’s just a matter of time, and the sooner people out there in audience land understand at least that much, the sooner we can save ourselves.”
“What do you think the chances are?”
“There’s always hope is what I say.”
“But don’t hold your breath, right?”
“I didn’t say that Roving, you did.”
“Mark my words, the USA is destined for Death Camps. If you think it can’t happen here, you’re just lying to yourself. It’s happening right before our eyes, and if you can’t see at least that much, well, then, you’re just as bad as those animals who slaughtered the innocents on Oct. 7th. You are either an enabler or a believer in our Constitution; there are no ‘undecideds’ in this war.”
“And what war is that?”
“The war for Western Civilization.”
“Right. This is your Roving Reporter wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.”
“Good show but sad. I guess sometimes the truth hurts. Burger time: my treat.”
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It CAN happen here.