by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Apr. 17, 2024) — “To Know Him is to Love Him” (2:23)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re quite often asked who to go to after the proverbial hits the fan and, thanks to the stupidity of the other side, those names are front and center. That’s right; all the judges who ruled against the Constitution, went after Trump [“Trump Won” (3:30)] and his supporters, the guards at the gulags, are all walking around with a target on their back. With us to explain it all is Bishop Dunkin. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you, Roving, it’s always a pleasure being on your show. Let’s cut to the chase, may I? I preach the gospel, the Golden Rule and truly believe the ‘do unto others’ part, and before I say another word, Alvin Bragg is at the top of the list.”
“And why is he at the top?”
“Because he has no shame about being used, that’s why. Takes money and flaunts his newfound wealth, as ‘in your face.’ He turns his back on his Oath to uphold the Constitution and struts his status of allowing Muslims to attack Christians and Jews. He orders his private police force – NYPD — to allow ‘pro-Hamas’ protesters to block thoroughfares.”
“Reminds me of the NYPD standing around while the ‘Occupy’ protesters did the same thing on Wall Street. Overnight camping.”
“That’s right. Let us pray. Lord, excuse this intrusion, but I want to say that retribution is sometimes the only way to go. I know that revenge isn’t your cup of tea but hear me out. These people, these morally corrupt judges, well, let me just say the world would be a better place if they never showed their faces again and we never heard from them again.
“Same goes for the stolen election. What do you say we start with Nancy Pelosi and Mike Pence and all those news broadcasters who pushed the ‘Russian Collusion’ hoax forever? ‘The View’ comes to mind.
“And, Lord, if we can’t cure those who are suffering from ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome,’ please let their passing be a peaceful one. Amen.”
“That was very nice. Time for a quick commercial.”
“Back in the U.S.S.R.” (2:44)
“Bishop Dunkin was called away, so we contacted Madam Shylock to fill in this last segment of our show. Thank you for taking my call.”
“Always pleased to hear from you, Roving. Usual rates apply, you understand.”
“Check’s in the mail.”
“Not good enough. It’s not like I don’t trust you, but I want you to write a check, put it in an envelope and drop it in the mailbox. Take a break and get back to me.”
“Please Mr. Postman” (2:27)
“Okay, Madam Shylock, what’s your take on Bishop Dunkin’s prayer?”
“I liked it. Reminds me of the song ‘Onward Christian Soldiers’ (2:56). You can’t yell ‘Fire!’ in a crowded movie theater, but you can yell that you want to murder Christians and Jews, which is what ‘Death to Israel’ and ‘Death to America’ mean. You’d be arrested for yelling ‘Fire!’ in a crowded movie theater when there is no fire, but you can go around threatening Christians and Jews with death and the cops just stand around with their fingers up their cream-filled donut or éclair and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
“They look the other way when roads and bridges are blocked. I am getting rather sick and tired of the cops not upholding the law [“Justice for All” (2:24)]; what are we paying them for if they don’t do the job we hired them to do, enthusiastically follow illegal orders?”
“There must be accountability down the road. These people must be dealt with, or the threat will linger, and we don’t want that. And that’s it, except to say that Speaker Mike Johnson is one big disappointment. Some Christian, eh? And so, this is your Roving Reporter, along with Madam Shylock [“Fortune Teller” (2:41)], wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[Reminder: The Little People are on a mission. This whole fight, MAGA vs. the Deep State (Dems), is all about the Constitution (the rule of law). We must deport people supporting Hamas, the so-called Palestinians and those who publicly and vocally want to overthrow Israel and the USA. They want Sharia and the subjugation of women.]