The New Pastime for the Intellectually Challenged (RR)

by Roving Reporter, ©2024

(Apr. 23, 2024) — “Do You Wanna Dance?” (2:37)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is arguably one of our great military experts, our favorite General who is perhaps best-known to our audience for his chalkboard-on-wheels. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ General, the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“Thank you, Roving, for the kind and informative introduction. I’m not going to mention that you’re out of uniform; I’m not going to waste my time dressing you down for being, not only out of uniform, but a slob as well. When I walked into the room, you didn’t come to attention and yell, ‘Attention on deck!’ I’m turning over a new leaf: from now on I’ll just keep a rolling tally on the number of demerits you’ve accumulated to date.”

“Is that what that number means in the lower right corner?”

“Yes, Roving, I’m afraid so.”

“Isn’t the number 11,000 rather large? I mean, demerits?”

“Yes, it is a large number; never seen so many demerits myself, and here I am, a General. And there’s something else I haven’t seen in the USA, namely this irrational pro-Hamas circus being held at many of our universities.”

“Why do you think that is?”

“It’s all a piece of the pie to destroy our country slice by slice. Jew and Christian hate are off the chart; churches and synagogues burned; crosses ripped from the necks of believers. Murders are also off the chart. The destruction of the USA is in full swing, and the cops protect the wrong people, turning a blind eye to the lawbreakers while arresting law-abiding citizens [“Justice for All” (2:24)]”

“Give us an example.”

“I can give you thousands of examples. ANTIFA and BLM mindless thugs looting, smashing, and burning our cities while the police stand by and watch. But protest a stolen election: no trial, straight to jail. There’s a distinct pattern; the laws on the books are ignored for some but not for everyone.”

“Explain.”

“What Nancy Pelosi and Mike Pence pulled off was insurrection, yet those criminally charged with insurrection did not insurrect anything; all they did was point out that Pelosi and Pence broke the law in accepting fraudulent votes. Do you realize some precincts had more votes than registered voters? A glaring impossibility, yet those votes were counted as honest rather than clear evidence of cheating, just as the movie ‘2,000 Mules’ (3:00)with real-time surveillance footage did.”

“Interesting, for sure. We’ll pause for this important announcement.”

“Keep on Dancing” (2:07)

“And we’re back with the General who was telling us how bad it really is.”

“It’s worse.”

“How so?”

“The millions of illegal gatecrashers – so-called ‘newcomers’ – will be allowed to vote, plus the same crooks (government employees) will be running the election and ‘counting’ the votes.”

“So what do we do?”

“Well, we have to vote; no two ways about it. Meanwhile, we must be armed, have water and food stashed and hope for the best. Remember that the Deep State has been planning for this moment ever since the end of WWII, so they’re in it big-time. They have the police, the cops, the courts, the military, and the mainstream media on their side while we have the Constitution. If the Constitution was followed, we wouldn’t have one illegal immigrant or one Muslim in our country. Our leaders have turned tail and become our enemy. They have taken over and it’s up to us to take it back.”

“How? How do we ‘take it back?’”

“By whatever means necessary, young man.”

“By force?”

“I see that I have to sugarcoat it for you. Yes, ‘whatever means necessary’ means you do to your enemy before he can do it to you. Do you ambush at 6:00 a.m.? Do you lie and cheat? Do you sneak attack? Do you break the law? Do you do to him what he has already done to you? Edward Snowden had it figured out, about the same age I was when I figured it out: you cannot trust this out-of-control government. We either replace this anarchy with the Constitution or our Republic is finished. The Dems haven’t a clue that they’re being used, have no idea what the end game is.”

“And what is the end game?”

“God will be replaced by the State; no possessions; no future. Call it quits. A ‘Clot Shot’ for us all, no exceptions. The confiscation of books; libraries ‘cleansed’; homes invaded; guns confiscated. That’s the key.”

“What key?”

“The guns, the weapons with which to defend ourselves. Heck, we don’t hunt anymore so the real reason we have weapons is to protect ourselves form the lawbreakers, starting with the federal government and on down from there. Be nice if we all had a tank in the front yard and an Apache helicopter in the back. We don’t, but we can at least have a carbine and a shotgun. Mr. and Mrs. Nugent also have bows and arrows, silent but deadly. Crossbows are nice.”

“Okay, what’s really on your mind?”

“I remember reading about the plight of the Jews in NAZI Germany in the 1930’s and thought how horrible to blame a group of people for the politicians’ shortcomings. And I never, but never, imagined it could ever happen here, here in the country where I live and fought for.  But, again thanks to our politicians’ shortcomings, we have atrocities leveled at the Jews. Today the Jews are in the crosshairs; tomorrow it’ll be the Christians.”

“What’s to be done?”

“If we don’t fight back with everything we have, right now, today, it’ll only get worse where Jews and Christians are murdered, and the cops will look the other way. Look at Columbia University in New York City. Rather than immediately deport and incarcerate the evil-doers, they told the Jews to stay away, as if that’ll solve the problem.”

“And it won’t?”

“No, all that does is embolden the bums. No, what MUST happen is that what happened at the school in Beslan, Russia, and on Oct. 7 in Israel, not to mention 9-11, never happens again, but the way things are going, it will; it’s just a matter of time. I watch your show and especially like Henry.”

“Why do you like Henry?”

“Because Henry isn’t afraid to speak the truth, that’s why. Face it: all those atrocities I mentioned are normal behavior. The United States doesn’t report much news from Africa, mainly because it’s all the same, day after day: Muslims kill Christians, Muslims kill clergy, abduct young girls from school. Every day the headlines repeat until our brains are numb from the horror to which we are exposed. Soon a hung Jew or Christian won’t even make the front page it’ll be so common.”

“Tell us what Henry says you like so much.”

“I like Henry because he speaks for all of us, or at least those of us who have some compassion left. Henry wants to deport each and every illegal immigrant and every Muslim from our country once and for all and for good. Got it?”

“Yes, that’s what Henry says, for sure. He wants to be the next Secretary of Defense, you know.”

“Yes, and he would make a good one. No politically-correct anything from Henry; he just blurts out the truth, and if anyone is offended, Henry likes it even more. I would serve under Henry, be kind-of an advisor or something, anything useful. I’d be wheeling my chalkboard up and down the hallways of the Pentagon, believe you me. GANGWAY!”

“I like it. And, yes, we here at ‘Pulse’ endorse Henry 110%, for sure. And if anyone has a problem deporting people who want to trash the Constitution, Henry will send them away, too. And will you look at the time? This is your Roving Reporter, along with the General, wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“I got a question for you, Roving. If it moves, what do you do?”

“Why, you salute it, General. Burger time: my treat.”

[Rioting and protesting for a negative seems to be the latest pastime of the intellectually challenged among us. What do you say we put a permanent stop to the Jew-hating once and for all? You with me, and if so, inform Trump to go after ALL our enemies, both foreign and domestic. Thank you.]

“Do You Love Me (Now That I Can Dance)?” (2:54)

Roving Reporter