by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Mar. 29, 2024) — “Moonlight Gambler” (2:57)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is a bookie out of Las Vegas who goes by the name of ‘Lefty Tony.’ Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular information show in its time slot. What kind of bets do you specialize in, Mr. Lefty Tony?”
“’Tony’ will do if you leave out the ‘Mr.,’ right?”
“Yes, of course, Tony. What kind of bets do you specialize in?”
“Truthfully any bet that I can fix; untruthfully I specialize in college basketball and elections.”
“Elections; very well. What are the odds of Trump [“Trump Won” (3:30)] being the 47th president?”
“This I know: no bookie in Vegas is taking any bets on Trump, period.”
“Okay, then let me ask you this: will there even be an election come November?”
“The odds of even having an election are 40/60, meaning there’s a 60% chance of some kind of flimsy excuse NOT to have an election. High crime, high wind, some kind of made-up pandemic like the last one where if you were admitted into a hospital you came out dead, sunspots, ‘for the good of the country,’ shortage of ‘Butterfingers.’ I don’t know, but what I do know something is going to happen; heck, maybe they’ll even start WWIII to suspend the election. Mike Davis plans to put a lot of lawbreakers in jail, all for good reason I may add.”
“And the reason there isn’t even one bookie taking bets on Trump [“81 Million Votes, My A**” (3:13)]?”
“As ‘in your face,’ Trump [“Justice for All” (2:24)] will be the hands-down winner, no question about it. If there’ll be an election, now, that’s another story.”
“Who does the betting?”
“Dems, all Dems.”
“How come MAGAs don’t make that bet?”
“Because they’re arming up. Ever since Laken Riley was murdered by one of Biden’s illegal immigrants, women want an ‘equalizer.’ Lightweight revolvers are selling like hotcakes.”
“What’s the most popular caliber women buy?”
“.38, although some purchase a flimsy .22 if it makes them feel better. Even so, a .22 is better than the largest pepper spray; I’ll give them that.”
“They make .22 Magnums.”
“I’ll give you that.”
“What do you say we pause for a quick break? Be right back; don’t go anywhere.”
“Viva Las Vegas” (2:37)
“And we’re back with Tony, a bookie from ‘Vegas.”
“I’d like to be referred to as an ‘investment banker.’”
“And we’re back with Tony, an investment banker. During the break you mentioned that the Biden administration is really the Soetoro (aka Obama) administration and that’s why they’re feeding Israel to the wolves.”
“Yes, I really believe that this government is anti-Israel and supports Hamas, Hezbollah, the Muslim Brotherhood and Iran 110%, all thanks to Obama. Very bad for the United States to lose Israel as an ally. We could kiss the Mediterranean goodbye if Israel goes down.”
“It seems to me that Israel has been mighty patient with people who are irrational. I mean, why this hate for Jews and Christians? It doesn’t make any sense, does it?”
“Because it’s not supposed to, as you say, ‘make any sense.’ Irrational behavior can’t be explained by logic, which is why free speech is abhorrent to Islam. Can’t have any questions like, ‘Why hate anyone?’”
“So, what’s the answer?”
“The only possible answer is to keep the Muslims in Islamic States. You can’t have people in your country who want to kill you; it’s that simple. This irrational hatred for Jews cannot be allowed to flourish in the United States, anywhere, at any time. I would deport any who marched for Hamas like yesterday, American citizen or not.”
“But that would be against the law.”
“No, it wouldn’t be against the law. You can’t have people calling for the overthrow of the Constitution living in this country.”
“But that would mean deporting Obama, wouldn’t it?”
“Yesterday would be a day too soon.”
“You know, we here at ‘Pulse’ agree with you. We have always said, ‘Expose Obama for the cheap-suit snake that he is, then the house of cards will tumble.’”
“I advocate for it to tumble, Roving. I advocate for the Deep State to be deep-sixxed. I call for Schumer to be tarred and feathered; McConnell, too. I call for the truth to be set free, that CNN and MSNBC publicly acknowledge that the eight years of the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax’ be apologized* for. I want Hillary and all the rest behind bars, as should have been done years ago. All I want is a level playing field.”
“You want equal justice for all citizens.”
“That’s right, ‘citizens.’ If we would just follow the Constitution, then we’d be okay. This open border is solid ground to give Biden, Harris, and Mayorkas a one-way ticket to GITMO for the rest of their miserable worthless lives.”
“Couldn’t agree any more if we said it ourselves. Enjoyed the interview, Tony. This is your Roving Reporter, along with banker Tony, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*apologized: Let’s throw in ‘The View‘’ for good measure; make them apologize for all the lies they’ve been saying about Trump.]
[How come the DOJ hasn’t prosecuted Pelosi and all the others who profited from insider trading? Going to Congress to skim is the definition of a thief.]
“Jailhouse Rock” (2:28)
Roving Reporter
From the excellent article:
““You know, we here at ‘Pulse’ agree with you. We have always said, ‘Expose Obama for the cheap-suit snake that he is, and then the house of cards will tumble.’”
Absolutely, and that tumble will expose and take with it both complicit political parties who did nothing to stop Supreme Court Justice John Roberts from arming the total fraud and enemy of America Barack Hussein Obama with control of America’s government, and control of her military. It is a job of Congress to prevent this from happening by adhering to their sworn-oath to protect the Constitution. Instead, they avoided being called racist by doing nothing. Their inaction effectively gave America’s government and her military to her enemies.
From that moment up to and including today, both parties are protecting Obama and others complicit in The Obama Fraud to protect their complicity from being exposed and acted on. That is reason number one why both parties fear Trump as president again. They fear Trump may reveal and act on the Obama fraud. This is especially true after the horrible treatment of Donald Trump, his family and anyone associated with Donald Trump.
That all of this can be so obvious, and still be destroying America as intended is depressing like nothing before………..
Please pray, and vote for Trump 2024…………..
Ditto, Bob68+. Tom Arnold.
Ditto Bob 68