by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Apr. 29, 2023) — “The Sound of Silence” (3:10)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Every time we hear Mike Davis speak, we like him more and more. If Biden had an ounce of integrity, he would send Merrick Garland to a cell in Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary and install Mike Davis as the Attorney General of the United States to go after all the crooks, including Biden himself. Maybe make some kind of deal: sic Davis on Hillary and all the rest with a pardon on the citizen ‘Let’s Go Brandon!’ It’ll never happen, but positive thinking is a good thing, isn’t it?
Today’s guest is a retired gymnast. Okay, we’ve had some pretty strange characters on this show, but gymnast?”
“You bet. When I first applied for Welfare, they asked me what I did and I said I was a gymnast.”
“Were you a gymnast?”
“The only time I was ever in a gym was in high school during ‘gym class’ and graduation, so no, I wasn’t a gymnast.”
“But wasn’t that dishonest?”
‘Wasn’t Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, dishonest? Wasn’t Hillary responsible for getting Ambassador Stevens tortured and murdered? And isn’t Joe Biden called ‘Let’s Go Brandon!’ with good reason? Give me a break.”
“How long have you been a gymnast out of work?”
“Forty-three years last month.”
“You’ve been collecting Welfare that long? Don’t they ever ask you if you even looked for a job?”
“At first, all of the time. I used to bring the Sunday edition of the ‘Want Ads’ in from different cities all across the country and show them not one listing for a gymnast, just to prove my point.”
“But you were never a gymnast, were you?”
“Not at first, not for the first few years, but then I became one, at last in my mind.”
“In your mind? That’s it?”
“What’s wrong with that? By my tenth year I was doing the ‘Russian Cross’ on the rings one- handed. Recently I did my vault exercise using just my nose, believe it or not.”
“We believe you. I’m almost afraid to ask, but where else have you improved?”
“I have to say the uneven bars where I swing up and down, around and around using my ankles and wrists, no hands or feet.”
“That sounds rather impressive.”
“If you think that’s impressive, you ought to see my dismount.”
“Maybe some other time. Anything else of note?”
“Well, I volunteer at my local high school as a hall monitor. I wear my Army fatigues and I carry an AR-15 so there’s never been a problem, not even when I’m not there.”
“Any last words before the break?”
“Yes, a few. This so-called ‘pandemic’ and subsequent lockdown was a farce. The government, with the cooperation of thousands of medical personnel at hospitals, conspired to blame deaths on COVID when, in fact, every ‘COVID DEATH’ was avoidable using common sense: no masks, Ivermectin, Vitamin ‘A’, ‘C’ and some others; the point being that it was a shame to accept mail-in ballots so Biden would be installed as president. The military stood by because they were in on it, right?”
“Undoubtedly. And let’s not leave out Chuck Schumer as one of the really bad guys in the whole 2020 fraud of an election scenario. Be right back.”
“In the Air Tonight” (4:46)
“And we’re back with, wait, no we’re not; he just went out the door. Oh, well, let’s give our resident professor a call and see what’s up.”
Sound of phone ringing.
“Hello. Professor Zorkophsky speaking. How may I help you?”
“It’s Roving and our guest bailed; got anything for us?”
“Oh, my, I’m so glad you called because I just released my latest bestseller.”
“You’re kidding.”
“The title is, ‘Divorce is a Slow Death (for some).’ What do you think?”
“Well, I suppose that’s true for some but for others it may be a godsend.”
“That is so true, so I address that very question in Chapter 3.”
“I gotta say you’re on the ball, Zork. Mind if I call you ‘Zork?’”
“Not at all, since I feel it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere. Here’ the thing: we are being attacked from multiple sides for umpteen reasons, all of them bad. Crooked Joe Biden has done tremendous harm to not only our country, but to the world at large. Millions of people have suffered and died as the direct result of Biden and more are going to suffer and die unless we get rid of the Deep State, person by person, one by one.”
“Couldn’t agree with you more, Zork, but how?”
“D&P’: Deport and Prison, one or the other. Maybe fines and all wealth confiscated, but ‘D&P’ for sure. No escape. And there is no ‘First’: everything happens at once. Illegal immigrants and Muslims deported yesterday; all who participated in voter fraud prison; all the corrupt judges and DAs charged and tried as traitors. Each and every police officer replaced with Veterans, and the same with teachers and professors, who will be armed. This will take time, maybe 4-8 years, but it can be done and will be done if we want to save our country from the gangsters that loom within the halls of justice in our country.”
“Seems a little harsh.”
“Hers’ the deal: Those people are serious about taking our country over so we have to be just as serious about taking it back. I’m going to tell you something: the longer we wait, the harder it will be.”
“But…”
“Listen, there can be no ‘buts.’ You either do it or lose it.”
“You seem very opinionated.”
“You want the truth, I’ll tell you the truth: the United States government killed millions with the COVID lockdowns and withholding Ivermectin. And the government is still killing with the VAX and ‘follow-up boosters’; don’t you get it?”
“But didn’t Biden get ‘The Clot Shot’ on TV?”
“He got a B-12 booster shot is what he got.”
“So our government is lying to us.”
“Through their teeth, from sea to shining sea.”
“Okay, we’ve just run out of time.”
“One more thing.”
“Go for it after this short break.”
“Turkish March” (2:38)
“Go ahead.”
“All this ‘trans’ nonsense is just a distraction from what’s really going on: open borders and kickbacks from ‘sending’ money to Ukraine, not to mention the Jan.-Sixers who are there because of the insurrection caused by Pelosi and Pence. I must say, if any two deserved to spend the rest of their worthless lives rotting away in a cell in GTMO, it’s those two. If any AG will do those two justice, it’s Mike Davis. That’s it for now.”
“This is your Roving Reporter, on behalf of Zork, wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Show’s over. Burger time.”
“Looking for Love” (3:52)
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