by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(May 10, 2024) — “Call them ‘Equal Opportunity Adjusters’ if it makes you feel any better. Point is, they kill anything, anywhere, and at any time. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Not like its news or anything, but this has been going on, without pause, nonstop, continuously, day and night and even on holidays, for over 1,400 years. The people we charge to protect us, well, it’s worse than the fox guarding the hen house, more like expecting hearing the truth from MSNBC, or Joe Biden being honest, or even Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, ever showing a valid BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
“Yes, we invited them in, and somewhere someone warned us about the camel sticking his nose under the tent flap. Miami International and JFK: some tent flap, eh? Figure our country, the USA, is at least – at the minimum – 25% blind to the truth or, what we call here on ‘Pulse,’ reality. And don’t say, ‘Deport them’ because, truthfully, it won’t happen.
“Why won’t it happen? Why won’t we save our country? Why don’t we have what it takes to save the American Way? Why must Western Civilization be trashed, burnt, ashes thrown to the wind? Well, I’m glad you asked, and I’ll tell you why.
“We won’t save ourselves because we don’t care, for had we given a hoot the statue-topplers would have been sentenced to life in prison, that’s why; we won’t save ourselves because we let Biden and his gang of thieves in the White House; and I don’t know if anyone noticed, but the cheap suit Obama is a Muslim, a member of a death cult that subjugates women like chattel, an easily replaceable worthless commodity.
“Every day — heck, every hour the news out of Africa is the number of Christians murdered by Muslims, as if it’s news. Be like ‘Pulse’ reporting on how many thousands of Muslims entered our country every day. Who cares how many Christians were killed on the African continent last week, yesterday and today? And who cares how many Muslims were welcomed by the Department of Homeland Security and the Department of State, not to mention the Chamber of Commerce and Catholic Charities?
“So, what’s the point of stating the obvious? Why bother? Who gives a hoot? No one cares; trust me. There are two rooms. One room is a newborn nursery, the other a King Cobra hatchling den. People can look at the cute little babies and, a few steps to the right, look through the other viewing window and watch snakes pecking their way out of the eggs.
“And then one day a replacement custodian is hired, a Muslim custodian who immediately drills holes in the wall that separates the two rooms. Now we know the babies won’t crawl through the holes to play with the snakes; this we know for a fact, maybe inadvertently hurt, maim or kill the little snakes, but what about the other half? Will the baby snakes, adolescent and young adults, and full-grown snakes crawl through the holes to bite the babies, maybe maim them, maybe even kill them?
“Figure it out yet? The Muslims in Sweden will someday murder all the Swedes; the Muslims in Germany and England will do the same. And our Muslims, are they any different from any other Muslim in the world? Is a King Cobra in Viet Nam any different from a King Cobra in New York or Michigan?
“It’s not as if ‘it may happen here’; it is ‘IT WILL HAPPEN HERE.’ Still afraid and reluctant to deport the Muslims? Need help, not there yet? As soon as the IDF releases the footage that the HAMAS animals took, in real time, as it was happening, of what went down on Oct. 7th you will be politely asked to view it all from start to finish, no breaks or popcorn. If you refuse to view the footage you get to renounce your citizenship and be sent to the Taliban in Afghanistan to deal with you appropriately. No return ticket: passport revoked. Say goodbye for good.
“I’d like to add a ‘good riddance,’ but we’ve run out of time. This is your Roving Reporter wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show; truthful ones are, you know. Burger time: my treat.”
“Mr. Custer” (2:58)
Roving Reporter