by Chief New Leaf, ©2021
(Aug. 26, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Everyone at ‘Pulse’ is over at Rook Dunkin’s church coordinating rescue attempts of our fellow Christians from the ‘World’s Hellhole,’ previously known as Afghanistan. Actually, many of the crew are so incensed over the Afghanistan debacle that they get tongue-tied when a microphone is in front of them. Amazingly, Joe Biden has escaped all of the blame for every failure since Trump; Jill Biden is to blame, along with the usual rotten suspects such as Pelosi, Schumer, Milley, Brennan, Comey, and so on down the list to the precinct worker who dragged those boxes of fraudulent ballots from under the tables in Atlanta, Georgia.
“So how does Joe Biden escape the blame? You can’t convict someone who is not at home, is why. Joe is out of it; his cognitive skills have deteriorated to the level of a half sheet of drywall; he can’t think, reason or sense impending doom. In short, Joe needs to go away, today, along with his whole administration, but the most dastardly person in our country has been, is, and continues to be the ‘Wicked Witch of the West: Nancy Pelosi, the most vile swamp creature ever to slime her way through the halls of our Capitol.
“With us today is our favorite General, who will explain why Pelosi and her dreadful ilk — her followers who wallow in lies and deceit, anything to pull the wool over the eyes of the not-so-bright among us; the gullible ones; the lifelong Dems who never got the message that the Party died the day JFK did — do what they do.
“What do you say to all of that, General?”
“I say that the deal was between Biden, Pelosi and the CCP. Milley was just a patsy, a stupid, stupid, stupid know-nothing errand boy who did exactly what he was told: give the Chinese everything we have, every example of a spy plane, drone and cyber-decoding device. As of today, the Chinese know everything we know and since we don’t know what they know, they have the upper hand. They can read us; we can’t read them.”
“Say goodbye to Taiwan and then throw in South Korea, and then let’s make Japan and the Philippines really nervous.”
“And you seem to think this is all part of some plan and not just stupidity? I mean, think of the players.”
“On second thought, you might have a point.”
“What to do with the Joint Chiefs of Staff?”
“Is this a family show?”
“Yes, matter of fact, it is.”
“Then just let me just suggest we fire them all and get people who at least follow their Oath; do you think we can do that?”
“We’ll just have to wait and see, but if we leave it up to them, no way.”
“I agree, and with that we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Sad show, to have to talk about something that should never have been a subject in a million years. Burger time: my treat.”
[This is, without a doubt, America’s worst moment in our history. We are leaving people behind who will be beheaded by a bunch of crazed monsters who take great pleasure in torturing the defenseless. Don’t worry, we’ll get to see it all on TV, in color with sound.]
[America selected the right Commander-in-Chief; just too bad our military wasn’t on board. We, the people, were behind him (heck, after all, we elected him) and if those mask-wearers and those affected with Trump Derangement Syndrome would somehow get an ounce of the Golden Rule, maybe something can be salvaged, although I doubt it.]