by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Jun. 8, 2024) — “Liszt Transcendental #1” (1:05)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re hearing the guilty cry and whine about any retribution that should be coming their way for breaking the law and breaking the trust to report the truth. It wasn’t day after day or even week after week; it was year after year to this very day. Lie after lie reported as the truth and never a retraction, never one word of reversal about ‘Russian Collusion’ and ‘Russian Disinformation.’ The hostesses on ‘The View’ wear their ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ on their sleeves as if being stupid is somehow a badge of honor, akin to what Maxine Waters does whenever she opens her mouth. And to top it off, the Biden Administration weaponized the corrupt DOJ and the enforcement wing, the GESTAPO, aka FBI. With us to make some sense of the insanity enveloping us is Chief New Leaf. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“How.”
“How what?”
“How can people be so stupid?”
“I guess they don’t know any better.”
“Young Americans waving the HAMAS flag and supporting the Muslim Brotherhood — if that doesn’t make your blood run cold, nothing will.”
“Canada is one step ahead of us.”
“Canadians have always been on an equal footing with us but lately they went over to the other side because they have this little immature spoiled brat, pretending he’s an adult, when nothing could be farther from the truth. He has the power to do good but chooses to do the opposite. He is a lost soul who is being guided by some very dangerous people and I’m afraid he’s too weak – and fearful – of standing up to his puppet masters.”
“You’re talking about Justin Trudeau.”
“Yes, the little weasel, but I guess that would be giving weasels a bad name.”
“What about ‘skunk?’”
“Only after it’s run over and been lying in the sun for a few hours. Yes, ‘Trudeau’ and ‘flattened-smelly skunk’ are synonymous. Thank you.”
“What are your thoughts on this election, Chief?”
“Biden should capitulate and check himself into some kind of mental institution; either that or try him in a court of law, along with all the other traitors.”
“Are you serious?”
“I’ll adjudicate the trials for free. End of story. If you do unto others, you certainly should, at the very least, expect the same done to you, which is why the Muslims crying that Israel should accept Oct. 7th and ‘get over it’ is so cry-baby lame.”
“It is, isn’t it? Lame.”
“My advice is don’t stop at Gaza. Either the Muslims will stop this irrational mental illness of wanting to torture and murder Jews, Christians and everyone else or we do unto them before they can do the same unto us.”
“Well said; I wish I would’ve said it myself.”
“Stop the killing and let the world live in peace.”
“Right. Good time to take a short commercial break. Don’t go anywhere.”
“Funny How Time Slips Away” (4:22)
“And we’re back with the Chief who wants to speak his piece.”
“I understand you’re thinking about retiring, isn’t that right? If you leave, who will replace you?”
“It isn’t official, Chief, but I think Henry would be an excellent interviewer. Okay, what have you got for us?”
“Something that may wake your audience up. Every day, Muslims murder more Christians than Jews. Heck, Muslims murder more Christians than any other group. Every day, mind you. Make a note of it.”
“Africa?”
“For sure, but it’s torture and murdering all over the place, starting with 9-11 and every day since then and every day before going back 1,400 years. Do you understand what I’m saying? Forget the Muslims’ irrational behavior against the Jews; Muslims have irrational behavior against everyone. We would welcome Islam without the murdering; until then, let them have done to them what they do to others.”
“Sounds reasonable, but then that seems to be the basic problem, doesn’t it? Reason. There is no reason to go murdering everyone, is there?”
“Not to us but they don’t think so, which is why the IDF MUST release the footage of Oct. 7th. Show it to Muslims and they cheer; show it to everyone else and they get sick.”
“Do you think America will get it, as in finally realizing that Christians are an equal target of opportunity to any crazed jihadist?”
“Good point; time’s up. We need Trump [“The Chosen One” (2:40)] back in and, hopefully, Trump [“Justice for All” (2:40)] will save our country, with all the help we can give him. This is your Roving Reporter, along with the Chief, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Still Got the Blues” (6:08)
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