How to Explain Stupid (RR)

How to Explain Stupid (RR)

ARE AMERICANS IGNORING THE THREAT OF RADICAL ISLAM? by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 27, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. What we do on ‘Pulse of the Nation’ is stand under this-here awning and ask everyday folk questions. The great majority of the interviews never make it on air because they […]

Idiots in Charge (RR)

Idiots in Charge (RR)

“A CHANCE TO SURVIVE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 25, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show of shows: ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf and we’re going to interview Professor Zorkophsky. “How you doing, Zork. Thank you for agreeing to be on our show and answering a question […]

Two Wrongs Does NOT Equal a Right (RR)

Two Wrongs Does NOT Equal a Right (RR)

WHO WILL “UPHOLD THE LAW?” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 24, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show tonight. I’m Chief New Leaf and I’d like to thank all of you who have sent ‘Well done’ and ‘Good job’ comments to the office. Each one is much appreciated, and even though I […]

Beaver that Time Forgot (RR)

Beaver that Time Forgot (RR)

WERE THE OLD WAYS BETTER? by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 23, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another exciting episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that lets the regular folk get heard. Maybe we ought to change the name to ‘Under the Awning,’ or ‘Awning Conversations’ because we’re back across […]

Some of Us Are Out to Lunch (RR)

Some of Us Are Out to Lunch (RR)

“COUNTING THE VOTES HONESTLY” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 21, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show tonight. Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf for ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re back under the awning about to ask our fellow citizens what’s going on in our lives. “Excuse me, sir, Chief New Leaf here.” […]

The Dog Vote (RR)

The Dog Vote (RR)

“NO CHEATING ALLOWED” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 19, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to television’s most provocative show, ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ I’m Chief New Leaf, your host for tonight’s show. For those of you who aren’t familiar with our program, we go out in the morning and interview just regular folk […]

“Can’t” Doesn’t Exist in America (RR)

“Can’t” Doesn’t Exist in America (RR)

“A SLEEPING GIANT” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 17, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf and I’ll be your host for tonight’s show. As you can see, we’re back under the awning across from the railroad station about to bother people going about their […]

The Fear of Success (RR)

The Fear of Success (RR)

WHO “HAS YOUR BACK?” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 14, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and what a show we have in store for you tonight! I’m Professor Zorkophsky filling in for Chief New Leaf who was filling in for Roving, who is taking a sabbatical traveling around the country visiting old flames, although he […]

When it’s All Over, What are We Left With? (RR)

When it’s All Over, What are We Left With? (RR)

“THE ONLY CHOICE IS BETWEEN LIVING AND DYING” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 5, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see (pan back to me now, if you would, please, cameraman), it’s raining cats and dogs, so we’re filming inside this burger joint down the street from our usual corner. Hello, I’m Chief […]

The Grim Reaper and Hillary (RR)

The Grim Reaper and Hillary (RR)

ISLAMIC CONNECTIONS by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 4, 1961) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that has, once again, been nominated as the ‘Most Watched Show’ in its time slot. As you can see, we’re at the university in Professor Zorkophsky’s office. For those of you who may […]

The Art of Expression (RR)

The Art of Expression (RR)

“THE SUN IS THE MOON” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 3, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ As you can see, we’re back under the awning — across from the railroad station — about to waylay some people minding their own business. Here comes an elderly gentleman. “Excuse me, […]

Just Regular Folk (RR)

Just Regular Folk (RR)

“WHO WOULD YOU CALL TO SAVE YOU?” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 2, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that doesn’t hold anything back. Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf and will be your host for tonight’s episode. As you can see, we’re back under the awning across […]

The Animals are Restless Tonight (RR)

The Animals are Restless Tonight (RR)

A “CLEAR AND CONCISE WARNING” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 31, 2016) — “Hello, didn’t you used to take care of the Rhinos?” “Yes, but I got tired of the RINO jokes; you know, ‘Republicans In Name Only,’ especially since the head RINO, Paul Ryan, is fighting for his political life in Wisconsin. If I had the […]

Decimated Communities (RR)

Decimated Communities (RR)

“RUSSIAN ROULETTE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 29, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ As you can see, we’re at the university in Professor Wert’s office who, as I’m sure you know, just returned from a fact-finding tour to discover why our country is going down the tubes. How. […]

Let There Be Trains (RR)

Let There Be Trains (RR)

“THE TRUTH IS A BEAUTIFUL THING” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 28, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that isn’t afraid of the truth: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf reporting from under the awning — across the street from the railroad station — about to waylay […]

Under the Table; Over the Top (RR)

Under the Table; Over the Top (RR)

“THE AUDACITY OF IT ALL” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 27, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another interesting segment of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf filling in for Mr. Roving. As you can see, we’re back under the awning, across the street from the railroad station, about to […]

Intrepid Explorer Returns! (RR)

Intrepid Explorer Returns! (RR)

IS THE PRESENCE OF ILLEGAL ALIENS A VIOLATION OF THE THIRD AMENDMENT? by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 24, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular show that tells it like it is. As you can see, we’re back down at the docks welcoming Professor Wert’s ship come in, […]

Definition of “Refugee” (RR)

Definition of “Refugee” (RR)

DOES THE U.S. NEED MORE? by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 23, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that tells it like it is. What we do is waylay everyday people and have them tell us their concerns. And here comes two Navy guys. “Hey, guys, got a […]

The Money Equation (RR)

The Money Equation (RR)

“IT’S THE MESSAGE THAT COUNTS” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 21, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ What we do is stand under this awning across from the railroad station and waylay people walking by and ask them what’s on their mind. Ah, here comes […]

Oh, Sorry, I’m NOT Better Than That (RR)

Oh, Sorry, I’m NOT Better Than That (RR)

“IT’S EXACTLY WHO I AM” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 20, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the most-watched show in our time slot. Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf filling in for Mr. Roving Reporter, who is still running around California and Nevada. As you can see, we’re under […]