by Henry, ©2021 (Jul. 29, 2021) — “Ghost Riders in the Sky” (2:36) “Zyklon calling Earth. Henry, pick up.” “O Benevolent One, how nice to hear your voice.” “I bet. Daylight is burning so let’s have your report, please.” “As you wish. Most of these Earthlings have what they call ‘common sense.’” “What about the others? Are […]
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It is We who are the Aliens (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Jul. 15, 2021) — “O Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie” (2:52) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place to hear it here first. With us is Henry from the pond across the street from Madam Shylock, who has so graciously agreed to interview me for writing my latest best […]
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Henry’s Report to Zyklon IV (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (May 18, 2021) — “Funny How Time Slips Away” (2:38) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. This morning we received an email from Madam Shylock that contained ‘Henry’s Report to Zyklon.’ Now for those of you who aren’t familiar […]
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It’s Not my Navy
by OPOVV, ©2021 (Apr. 26, 2021) — The truth of the matter is that some of us can figure out what’s coming down the pike, while others will never wake up, no matter how the facts keep on piling up day after day; year after year; decade after decade; century after century; millennia after millennia. […]
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Prof. Wert Explains Life (RR)
by Professor Wert, ©2021 (Apr. 17, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Due to my blockbuster play, ‘The Emperor Was A Fraud,’ ‘Pulse’ has asked me to guest-host. What am I supposed to do now? Answer the phone? This […]
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Henry Being Recalled! (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Dec. 6, 2020) — “Up On The Roof” (2:33) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. There have been rumors of sounds of anguish from the markers of those who had identification numbers tattooed on their forearms during the NAZI regime, […]
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The Reluctant Actor (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Nov. 23, 2020) — “Les Yeux Noirs” (2:08) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Thank you so much for joining us, broadcasting via the General‘s shortwave set located in his man-cave where there’s suits of amour and various battlefield […]
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Henry Relays Zyklon’s Observation (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Nov. 6, 2020) — “The Wind Cries Mary” (1:31) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re down in Cassadaga, FL, visiting Madam Shylock to see what the future holds. Hello, Madam Shylock, and welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the place to be […]
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The Lady or the Tiger (RR)
“AN ELECTION BETWEEN TWO DOORS” by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2020 (Aug. 25, 2020) — “Gone with the Wind, main theme” (3:04) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I guess you’ve all heard by now that our offices have been closed – permanently – […]
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The Evolution of a National Movement (RR)
“HOPPING MAD” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 8, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I’m standing on our corner, under the awning, across the street from the railroad depot about to conduct person-to-person impromptu interviews to garner some insight on […]
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BLM: Embrace the Chinese Cultural Revolution (RR)
“DESTROYING THE PRESENT” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 1, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We received a message from Madam Shylock saying that she has stumbled upon some pretty important information and so, via Skype, here she is. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ […]
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Most Popular “Pulse” Broadcasts (RR)
“DEMOCRAT, COMMUNIST: WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?” by OPOVV, ©2020 (May 12, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. At the suggestion of our editor, we’re doing a little something out of the ordinary today: we’re playing back some of our most […]
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Henry Reports to Zyklon III (RR)
“IT’S LOOKING PRETTY DARN HOPELESS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (May 5, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ but first, let me give you a little bit of history, at least what we’ve ascertained so far. Our planet has been the subject of a […]
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The Earflap Fairy (RR)
“BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DEEP STATE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new format of ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ That’s right, today we’re going to have a talk show with Professor Zorkophsky where you, the viewer, can ask Zork anything under the sun; […]
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When a Farce Turns to Tragedy (RR)
“THE DEEP STATE IS PANICKING” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 12, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ brought to you from sunny Lake Worth, FL, the home of the newly-wed and nearly-dead. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR), broadcasting from an undisclosed location to have a one-to-one interview with Ambassador Henry, […]
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Prof. Zorkophsky Book Review: What Is Truth? (RR)
“THE FACTS SPEAK OTHERWISE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a daily broadcast of current events. Nowadays we have more readers than viewers, and we’re sad to see cable and satellite providers drop us from their lineup, but, all the same, […]
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Zyklon’s Prime Directive (RR)
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Henry Reveals Attack Plans! (RR)
“WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 1, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of on-the-road reporting from ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ As we were leaving Madam Shylock’s Crystal Ball Emporium, located in Cassadaga, FL, Henry,…well, to make a long story short, we’ll just play the tape. Camera shows Roving […]
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Zyklon asks Henry about USA Native Ceremonies
“I DON’T GET IT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 21, 2019) — “Zyklon calling Henry; pick up, Henry.” “Hello, ‘Exalted One,’ Henry here at your service.” “For some reason I can only receive the ceremony known as ‘baseball’ on my radio set. From what I gather, it must be a pretty bloody sport, but people seem to enjoy […]