“IT DOESN’T WORK TWO WAYS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 3, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one place you can be assured of political incorrectness, and if you doubt me then just let me say a marriage is between a man […]
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Henry Reports to Zyklon II (RR)
“A QUESTION OF EDUCATION” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jun. 12, 2019) — “Zyklon calling Henry; do you have the ‘State of the Earth’ report ready?” “But it hasn’t even been two months since your last visit. I thought time slowed down in space travel.” “It does, but we had it in reverse by mistake.” “Oh, that explains […]
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Zyklon Conducts a Wellness Survey
“EMPTY HEADS” by Chief New Leaf, ©2019 (May 3, 2019) — “Zyklon calling Henry; come in, Henry.” “Hey, Exalted One: Henry here. Listen, you’re just not going to believe this but I’ve put my report together and it should be arriving by email about now.” “Why shouldn’t I believe you sent me an email, Henry?” […]
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Henry Reports to Zyklon (RR)
“WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 16, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special report from that well-known intergalactic traveler, Zyklon the Exalted One. Zyklon is due for a flyby in another minute or two and has been gracious enough to let us listen in on Henry’s State […]
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Recipe for Swamp (RR)
“EXPOSE OBAMA” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your most enjoyable break from the hustle and bustle, turmoil and Left-Wing Loonies that get you mad enough to make your blood boil. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), […]
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Zyklon Drills Henry
“THEY BELIEVE IN TALL TALES” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 21, 2019) — Picture the bridge of a spaceship with a giant throne and one wall a viewing screen where we see earth getting larger and larger. Zyklon enters and motions a subordinate for the telephone. “Zyklon calling Henry, please pick up.” “O Exalted One, Henry here […]
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Love Thy Enemy Means Enemy Beheads You (RR)
“BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 11, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we’re not afraid to say we support Israel 110%. Today we’re broadcasting from Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium in Cassadaga, Florida. Hello, how’s Henry*?” “Aren’t you forgetting something? Hello? Cash on the barrelhead, as […]
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ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS: Zyklon’s Review
“OUT-OF-WHACK” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Dec. 15, 2018) — Picture a spaceship, inhabited by aliens — real aliens and not illegal immigrants — whizzing towards Earth at warp speed. The Exalted One, Zyklon, is receiving the annual health report of the planet Earth from Henry, the frog that lives in the pond across the street from Madam […]
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Lights on the Map (RR)
“MORE AND MORE EACH DAY” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Dec. 11, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Baptist church down on Hawthorn Street. As you can see, we’re ensconced in the balcony and all set up with the camera while Molly, our sound operator, is manning the board. The good Pastor […]
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The Price We Pay (RR)
WHAT CAUSED THE “DAY OF REMEMBRANCE?” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Sep. 11, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-exciting news show that reminds one of when Art Linkletter interviewed little kids: every answer was a total surprise. What we do is hang out under the awning on the corner […]
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Hey, Bernie, 13% Doesn’t Cut It (RR)
“JUST ANOTHER TWO-BIT POLITICIAN” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Mar. 16, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show. You’re watching ‘Pulse of the Nation’ and I’m Roving Reporter, your host. What do you think we rename this episode? We have two to choose from: ‘So We Want to be just like Venezuela’? […]
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Madam Shylock Again (RR)
IS OUR TIME UP? by OPOVV, ©2017 (Feb. 7, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the world of instant communications. As you can see, by the background, I’m in my downtown office and on your split screen is our favorite fortuneteller: Madam Shylock, who is in her emporium in Cassadaga, Florida. “Welcome, […]
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What Does “Never Again” Mean? pb
OBAMA REGIME TALKS “HEARTS AND MINDS” AS ISIS CONTINUES MURDEROUS RAMPAGES by Don Fredrick, ©2015, author of The Obama Timeline (Feb. 19, 2015) — Obama penned an op-ed in the Los Angeles Times on February 17 in which he addressed “Our fight against violent extremism.” His only references to Islam were to emphasize what he calls […]
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Wasted Resources
“THERE’S A CURE” by OPOVV, ©2014 (Jan. 2, 2014) — Drones over America. Police training to, what, “keep the citizens in line”? Armored trucks for the Riot Squad? Millions of rounds of ammunition against who if not us: you and me. What, pray tell, have we done to deserve all of this attention? What are we expected […]
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The Meek ARE Inheriting the Earth
“NO UTOPIA FOR LAZINESS” by OPOVV, ©2013 (Dec. 6, 2013) — I used to work for a sorry group of people, a crew that stole money (lazing around) from the taxpayers every day (county employees). When I confronted them with “You’re only hurting yourselves,” I was met with blank looks, as if I was transported into […]
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Fools, from Then to Now
COULD THERE BE ANOTHER HOLOCAUST…IN AMERICA? by OPOVV, ©2013 (Oct. 11, 2013) — There are just too many testimonials stating that there were those, while walking into the “showers,” who truly believed that they were going to wash. There are reports of escaped concentration camp prisoners making it back home and attempting to warn the family […]
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The Myth of the Moderates
ARE WE BLIND, STUPID, OR BOTH? by OPOVV, ©2013 (Mar. 20, 2013) — Whitewash it. Hide it behind a dumpster. Don’t write about it and don’t talk about it. Ignore it. Pretend it never happened, doesn’t exist and even if it did, nobody would know anything because it’s never discussed. Never. Maybe once in awhile the […]
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Jews and Obama – Pride and Prejudice
“THE JIHADIST BALL IS ROLLING” by Joan Swirsky, ©2012 (Sep. 29, 2012) — In the 1940s, when the Jews in America woke up to the unspeakable horror that their very own relatives or fellow-Jews in Germany, Poland, Vichy France and all over Europe were being savagely, grotesquely, sadistically murdered by Hitler, aided and gleefully abetted by […]