by OPOVV, ©2020

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(May 5, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ but first, let me give you a little bit of history, at least what we’ve ascertained so far. Our planet has been the subject of a very popular sitcom for a great number of intelligent beings scattered around our galaxy. Every once in a while, that is, as far as I’ve figured out, the producer – who goes by the name of Zyklon – visits earth once in a while to receive a ‘hands-on report’ from Henry, a frog who, being a frog, is in (they researched it to the nth degree) perfect disguise to gather information from us humans, how we ‘hop’ around by our various contraptions, from skateboards to hang gliders. Let me assure you that there’s nothing to fear; after all, if we go, so does their most popular entertainment.

“I met Henry a few years ago when ‘Pulse’ was sent to interview Madam Shylock, who told us she befriended a frog who lives in the pond across the street from her house in Cassadaga, Florida. We just received the following communication from Henry that I thought you might be interested in.

“Dear Roving; I made a tape of my report to my boss, Zyklon the Magnificent, Ruler of the Known Universe and so on:

“Zyklon calling Henry; pick up the phone.”

“Hello, O Exalted One, Zyklon the Magnificent. I have the report ready.”

“Read it to me, Henry, if you would, please. My eyesight isn’t what it used to be.”

“Will do. Dear Zyklon the Magnificent, Ruler…”

“Henry, just the report.”

“Very well, Zyklon the Magnificent…”


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“From what I have understood thus far, there are two opposing camps of human-like creatures on this planet.”

“Define ‘human-like.’”

“Very well. The real ‘humans’ are not out to exterminate all the other humans while the ‘human-like’ ones are.”

“That doesn’t make any sense.”

“You telling me.”

“Go on with your report, Henry.”

“Get this: both the humans and the human-like haven’t discovered the secret of reproduction, so they both breed like rats.”

“Rats? What is a rat?”

“Sneaky critters, especially the ones that want to do the extermination.”

“I get it; please continue, but could you be a little more specific about who you’re describing?”

“The ‘humans’ are the Chinese and the ‘human-like’ are the Muslims.”

“I take it that the Chinese are from China but where are the Muslims from?”

“From whatever country they overran and introduced their Totalitarian form of government that they call Sharia. They’re in many locations such as Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Algeria, and many others; soon to be in France, Germany, England and the USA.”

“What about India?”

“Too many languages.”

“What about Africa?”

“They have the Tsetse fly.”

“South America?”

“Too corrupt; besides, they have this macho thing so they breed like rats, too.”

“But isn’t Florida in the USA? How come you’re not warning them of their impending doom?”

“Believe me, Zyklon the Magnificent, I’ve tried. Oh, how I’ve tried. I have explained the Muslims’ modus operandi, how they arrive but never assimilate and then bit by bit, step by step, change the laws that accommodate their way of life. Like if it was against the law to murder a wife or daughter, it becomes permissible under honor killing,‘ and FGM’s become mandatory.”

“Every woman under the knife, or razor blade? Is this a secret?”

“No, it is not.”

“Then how come the SPLC and NOW don’t oppose Muslims in the country?”

“Look, I already told you there’s only two factions at play here; all the others haven’t a clue, thanks to the One World Order nonsense.”

“That bad? What, everybody has blinders on?”

“In denial, like ‘If we’re nice to them they’ll be nice to us’ when, in fact, it just shows weakness which makes us even more deserving to be exterminated.”

“So explain to me more about the United States.”

“The USA is divided into two diametrically-opposed camps: one supports the Constitution while the other half couldn’t care less. Half want English as the only language while the other half hasn’t figured out that without communication, it’s hopeless and it’s looking pretty darn hopeless. Here’s an example: the Palm Beach County, FL airport hired an electrician but he couldn’t speak English, so they had to hire an interpreter at the same time, a perfect example of how the Democrats waste taxpayers’ money.”


“You got it.”

“Is there any hope?”

“Stay tuned.”

“We sure will. Thanks for the update. See you next time.”

“And that’ll do it for this episode of ‘Pulse’ and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show, crew. Burgers at my house: my treat.”

[*SPLC: how do you explain ‘stupid?’]

Am I Blue” (3:08)





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