“I’LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT”
by OPOVV, ©2016
(Dec. 14, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Glad you could join us. Hello, my name is Roving Reporter and, as you can see, we’re back on the midway at the winter headquarters of a traveling carnival next to Lake Okeechobee in Palm Beach County, Florida.
“Our editor sent us down here to visit Madam Shylock, the renowned fortune teller who tells it like it is. Let’s go on in and find out stuff.
“Hello, Madam Shylock.”
“Call me Carol. My real name is Carol Jackson and I’m from Downers Grove, Illinois. But I am psychic just the same, and these days I make my home in Cassadega, Florida.
“No, it’s not make-believe, not all of it; maybe 98%. You see, it’s amazing how much you can tell just by looking at a person, besides age and overall health. Weight is a major factor; so is nicotine. Person who smokes will have a yellow stain on their fingers, besides smelling like an ashtray.
“Yes, you can tell what the person you’re looking at wants you to see. What I mean is, there’s cons out there that are not what they seem. Heck, I’ve even been fooled myself. The thing is, you got to be careful these days, and that’s all the free advice you’re going to get. Let me put it this way: you get what you pay for.
“I don’t have change for a $100 bill. Oh, you’re paying a hundred. Funny, I should’ve known that. So, what’s on your mind? General ‘Mad Dog’? Good question. For this we need to look in the crystal ball. No, no: it’s for real. Helps to focus. Come inside; have a seat and be quiet, please. Sound but no film, is that clear?
“No, it’s not complicated; it’s just a matter of priorities. Well, live or die, does that answer your question? Some get it and some don’t’ what can I say? I’ll tell you this: it all comes down to the truth. The truth is something you can’t fake nor hide. The truth is just ‘is,’ if you know what I mean.
“Look, it’s like this: this is not anything, like, new. It’s been going on for over a thousand years, spreading like a malignant cancer; unstoppable. Oh, sure, there’s setbacks but over all the spread, the area; the acreage; the square miles is on the increase, and ever since the United States started importing oil from the Middle East (thereby giving Muslims dollars), the acceleration of Muslims throughout the world has increased a million-fold, and the number ‘million’ is a real number.
“Well, yes, you’re quite correct in saying that Islam’s goal is to take over the world; what in Heaven’s name do you think this new ‘One World Order’ is all about in the first place? ‘Mad Dog’? Be patient: I’m trying to tell you.
“Oh, we could go back to rolling grenades into tents in Kuwait and Fort Hood and on and on throughout the world: it’s all the same, understand? Listen: the murders at the Boston Marathon and the nightclub in Orlando and Fort Hood are one and the same: they’re all connected.
“The truck killing all those people in Nice, France, is connected to Muslims murdering anyone anywhere at anytime, from a train in Spain to a bus in England, to a plane being blown out of the sky in Russia: it’s all connected.
“And so, getting to your question: will ‘Mad Dog’ allow Muslims in the military? Yes, he will, because he’s just a stupid pawn in Islam’s unrelenting quest to conquer the world. I wish it weren’t so, but it is. You got your money’s worth now; get out of here. This whole subject makes me sick.
“And you call yourself a ‘Patriot,’ but you can’t even save your own country. You say ‘deport’ but not the offspring — ‘Dreamers’ — of the illegal immigrants; you make Muslims US citizens, and you can’t deport ‘American citizens.’ You’re nothing but a cheap joke. Get out of my tent and, here, take your blood money back: here’s your $100 bill. I hope you choke on it: ‘Mad Dog’: I’ll believe it when I see it. Out.”
“Well, alright. Goodbye. I guess thanks for talking with us. I guess we got told-off. Thank goodness our time is up. Goodnight.
“Let’s get out of here. I say we ought to at least give ‘Mad Dog’ the benefit of the doubt before we jump to conclusions, right? But first a burger: my treat.”
Sharon Rondeau has operated The Post & Email since April 2010, focusing on the Obama birth certificate investigation and other government corruption news. She has reported prolifically on constitutional violations within Tennessee’s prison and judicial systems.