“RIGHT” VS. “WRONG”
by OPOVV, 2019
(Oct. 3, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that, when it ends, you feel as if your life is just beginning. Pardon me? I was just passed a note saying maybe I went a little too far. Okay, maybe I did, but then again maybe I didn’t. Maybe if everybody would get on the same page we could get something done; you with me? The Democrats don’t seem to have any trouble making their side toe the line, do they? So the point is, how come some Republicans are RINOS; why can’t the Republicans gather at the same watering hole and not butt heads? And you better not say, ‘Maybe there’s something in the water,’ because it’s not a joke, although some may disagree, and I’m one of them: the Republicans are a joke, and to prove it we have Zyklon on the line. Hello, Mr. Zyklon.”
“Hello, Roving, but you really should address me as ‘O Magnificent Ruler of the Universe, All that We Know or will Ever Know, Zyklon Who Knows All.’”
“You’re kidding.”
“Of course I’m kidding; lighten up, Roving. See this? It’s all the information taken off the Internet about the worldwide money laundry scheme that’s practiced by the world leaders. See this? This is the list of the off-shore (read ‘slush fund‘) banks that are used by the bad actors, the very bad actors and the very worst actors.”
“So where did you get this information?”
“Well, from Henry, who got it from the Internet, that’s where. See, we have some of Iran’s Ayatollahs sharing the same bank with Hillary. And here’s a bank in Switzerland which has accounts of Putin and Obama.”
“I thought ‘off-shore’ banks were little islands in the Caribbean.”
“That, too, for sure, but the term could actually refer to any bank anywhere that fails to follow the guidelines on reporting certain transactions, like maybe failing to report a cash deposit of a million or a withdrawal of a hundred thousand.”
“So you have the names?”
“Not all, but some. There was a story a few years ago about the Vatican Bank that was front-page news in Europe but never reported in the United States.”
“This for real?”
“It is for real. You see, it’s not the money itself that’s the issue; the problem is keeping the money in the hands of the power-hungry individuals who make it hard for the rest of us. You see, the term ‘benevolent dictator’ has about as much honesty as anyone stashing their money in a slush fund in the first place; you follow?”
“I’m beginning to.”
“So let’s say someone wants to pay for something done illegally. For you or me it would be impossible to hide deposits and withdrawals, but not if you had some money in a slush fund. Now do you follow me?”
“So slush-fund accounts operate like any other accounts, right? Money transferred, deposited and withdrawn, but always kept under the radar.”
“That’s right. Now these slush funds aren’t cheap, I mean, people pay big bucks for privacy and anonymity, but, then again, they are the one with the big bucks to begin with.”
“You know, when Obama was running in 2008, the numbers just didn’t add up, did they? The TV political ads that Obama paid for cost a lot more than was reported at the time. You see, money changed hands – literally, untraceable cash changed hands — for halls rented, posters made, catering: you name it, including, by the way, actual cash changing hands to rent buses and to buy the gas to operate those buses to bus voters to the voting booths.”
“So, what are you saying?”
“I’m saying that without voter ID, Trump doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance, is what I’m saying. If they can’t get rid of Trump before the election, they certainly will during the election.”
“It’s all about the Constitution and the rule of law. You either have it or you don’t. I cringed when Jeff Sessions* became Attorney General; I was rooting for Rudy Giuliani: you know, not somebody from the swamp.”
“What about AG William Barr; don’t you like him?”
“Just one question: is CAIR still in operation, and I don’t care what name they hide under. They could call themselves a ‘brotherhood’ or some ‘benevolent’ association; it doesn’t matter: it’s what they do: push Sharia. I mean, really, now, how dumb do you have to be?”
“So you’re saying our esteemed AG is dumb?”
“No, I just asked you a question, that’s all. And how come you have any sanctuary places in the United States; tell me that?”
“Well, because we have some governors and mayors who aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer, I guess.”
“No, you don’t have to guess. And what about illegal immigrants getting better care than our Veterans or our homeless; what about that? And how come we don’t execute child-molesters and murderers? Like the cops don’t have enough to do? Are the police supporting Trump’s wall or are they afraid the drugs will dry up and they’ll lose their overtime and payoffs for looking the other way? Do the realtors for high-rise condos in Naples, FL, support the wall; ever think of that?”
“How did realtors in Florida come into the picture?”
“Because that’s who buys the condos: gangsters and cops, that’s who. Drug money laundered for all to see: high-rise monuments to the drug culture. Think of them as the New Age Church, reminiscent of the ancient Egyptian priesthood living the ‘Life of Riley‘ while you toil along with the other fools.”
“You calling me and Middle America fools?”
“Let me mention one name: Kate Steinle, and I’ll rest my case. She was murdered by a five-time-deported illegal immigrant. You people are nuts, you know that? You say one thing about law and order but you don’t enforce it.”
“Well, now, you got me there.”
“Remember Lois Lerner? She was violating the law; she was targeting people; she was using her position in the government to do harm by breaking the law, pure and simple, and yet you didn’t order the Sergeant-at-Arms to detain her when you had that farce of a hearing. But then the Sergeant-at-Arms should’ve stopped her him- or herself. I would’ve.”
“Well, you have vast powers.”
“I have the power to cut through the BS, that’s all. You have crooks in Congress – and you know they’re crooks – and yet you let them get away with it, day after day. Taking money for favors and the heck with due process. Did you know that members of Congress exempted themselves from Obamacare?”
“Yes, I remember that.”
“You people talk about law and order but you don’t enforce the law and that’s why you don’t have any order. I’ll make it easy for you: compare the Japanese prison system to your own. In Japanese prisons, the warden is in charge; in American prisons it’s how much corruption anyone can get away with, from the warden to the food delivery contract and everything in-between. You have parole boards which operate by taking bribes; that’s the reason they survived and will continue to survive: payoffs and kickbacks are the name of the game for you people.”
“You paint a pretty grim picture.”
“No, I don’t: all I do is state the facts, and if you don’t like what I say, go ahead and spin it any way you want, doesn’t bother me. All I do is state the facts, and if you don’t like them, how about doing something about it? How about voting for some common sense? How about not watching CNN? How about not patronizing NO GUNS ALLOWED businesses? How about taking some responsibility for once?”
“You wake up on the wrong side of the bed or what?”
“I execute child-molesters while you let them out to ruin another child’s life. I execute rapists and murderers while you cater to their “rights’ and don’t hang them.”
“Did you say, ‘hang them?’”
“Yes, I did. You people are a joke. You have all these fancy machines and drugs and say you care about the feelings of those who you are about to execute, for Heaven’s sake. How much does a rope cost? You people are the biggest whiners in the world, always caring about the wrong things. You say you’re concerned about global warming yet you clear-cut all over the place, and not just for strip-mining or the rain forests, but even for a house or strip mall.”
“You going to rant on our garbage and plastic water bottles?”
“No, I’ll let you figure that one out, but I will say this: you’re just a bunch of rats in a maze. Oh, sure, you do this and that, but overall you get a big fat ‘F,’ I’m sorry to say. The thing is, you have the potential to do right but you choose wrong. But I’ve got to follow my prime directive and not say a word about it, so I won’t. Hey, it’s your funeral. Bye.”
“Gee, whiz, he didn’t lighten up one bit, did he? I see that our time has expired and so, on behalf of the crew, this is your Roving Reporter wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“I’m glad that’s over. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Jeff Sessions: the sleaze “recused” himself from throwing Hillary in jail, PLUS we lost two years investigating the Deep State.]
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