“THE DEEP STATE IS PANICKING”
by OPOVV, ©2019
(Nov. 12, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ brought to you from sunny Lake Worth, FL, the home of the newly-wed and nearly-dead. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR), broadcasting from an undisclosed location to have a one-to-one interview with Ambassador Henry, speaking of whom we have right here on the table in front of us.
“Hello, Ambassador; why all the secrecy?”
“Best to be prudent in these troubled times, Roving, especially for those of us in the know.”
“What do you know?”
“I know that the Deep State is panicking and is reaching for straws – anything – from going to the slammer. They are grabbing at any tidbit to stop Trump from closing the spigot of the river of money that is as old as the Colorado River carving the Grand Canyon. Why, even the father of our country complained of the overcharges to the government, profiteers making exorbitant profits at the expense of us taxpayers.
“Yes, that is true; companies living for change orders, hence the inflated price tag of any contract. ‘Yes, I’ll build you a submarine. You want it to look like a whale?’ A blimp could be disguised as a bee for a few dollars more; an infantry soldier dressed as a Seventh-Day Adventist, invading countries with impunity, anywhere.”
“You took the words right out of my mouth, Roving, but it’s not the fault of the contractors; rather, it’s the fault of the politicians and bureaucrats having their hand out in the first place. No change order? Then no 300% mark-up; it’s that simple.”
“Until Trump.”
“Think of the millions from, for instance, China, that has made its way into the campaign coffers of our elected officials, those who supposedly represent us. Well, if that’s the case, where’s my check, where’s my cut, and how come I’m not benefiting from the corruption? And besides not getting a piece of the action, they raise my taxes.”
“Why, Henry, you’re beginning to sound like one of us.”
“I am one of you: I took the Oath of Citizenship the other day watching Fox, in absenteeism, on my pad in Cassadaga.”
“In ‘absenteeism?’”
“Yes, so I get to say that this impeachment nonsense has really exposed the Deep State as never before; it shows the extent of how much the Deep State, the mainstream media and the DNC are, in fact, one entity, all feeding off the corruption as if they’re not taxpayers getting fleeced.”
“Very well-said.”
“Thank you, but this winter weather is making my skin dry so I must hop on back home to my pad.”
“Alright, and congratulations on becoming a legal immigrant. If Henry can do it, why can’t the DACA scammers, something that Ann Coulter doesn’t seem to understand. Hey, Ann, how’s it feel to be a loser? You just turned my editorial from a farce into a tragedy. And that’s all the time we have today and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a good night, but first let’s give a shout-out to Bernie Sanders: ‘Hey, Bernie, we’re tired of your foolishness; go home!’ Goodnight.
“Hey, Henry, join us for burgers: my treat.”
“At the Hop” (2:28)
Comments
One response to “When a Farce Turns to Tragedy (RR)”
My concern is they will soon stop reaching for straws.
It is existential and it is personal.
If the FISA report ever gets released, I would expect a quickening, and unfortunate things we never anticipated. In chess, even if you know you are going to lose, you will take down as many opposing pieces as you can until you are checkmated.