“THE BETTERMENT OF MANKIND” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that’s sure to make at least part of your day somewhat more enjoyable than the rest — I don’t mean to say that in a pejorative manner, mind you — here at ‘The Pulse […]
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Recipe for Swamp (RR)
“EXPOSE OBAMA” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your most enjoyable break from the hustle and bustle, turmoil and Left-Wing Loonies that get you mad enough to make your blood boil. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), […]
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Onward Christian Soldiers (RR)
“EITHER WE SURVIVE…OR WE DON’T” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 28, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another respite for your constantly-attacked center of being: what makes you you. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re on our way to the farm of Mr. K, about 30 miles […]
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Pastor Dunkin’s “Requiem for Fox” (RR)
HIGHLY-RATED HOST YANKED FOR COMMENTS ON SHARIA LAW by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 18, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one stop your brain needs to stay abreast of the news. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) and I’ll be your host while we respond to Pastor […]
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The Wert Report (RR)
“FORGET FACTS; JUST FEEL GOOD” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 16, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the home of the malted and our interpretation of the truth, for example: Beta* O’Rourke and How-Utterly-Stupid-Can-A-Human-Being-Be Cortez. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be […]
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Congress’s Disseminated Anti-Semitic Bill (RR)
“DUMB AND AFRAID” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place for you to become enlightened by the facts; the place where we don’t believe a word out of the Pentagon; and the one place where our audience is treated with the […]
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A Primer in Logic (RR)
“NO REDACTIONS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that just lays it out for all to see. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s plush digs at our university. Why? Because […]
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The Only Statistic that Counts (RR)
“SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 4, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that’ll make you laugh or make you cry, make you disgusted or make you proud, and either you’ll agree or become offended, but either way, ‘The Pulse of the Nation’ will get your […]
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The Other Half of PTSD (RR)
“ENEMIES OF THE CONSTITUTION” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ever-exciting and informative current news show, ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ broadcasting from Pastor Dunkin‘s church on Hawthorn Street. Hello, I’m Mr. Roving Reporter and I’ll be your host for this evening’s symposium on the ‘Associated […]
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Humane Incarceration (RR)
WITH “ROOM SERVICE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 18, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another news-breaking episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your source for the facts you won’t hear anywhere else. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host while we learn what concerns our neighbors. Want to hear […]
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Time to Get Religion (RR)
“THE ROAD TO DAMASCUS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 16, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your mind’s respite from the daily grind. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for tonight’s another award-winning show and, because it’s raining, we’re here at Professor’s Zorkophsky’s door […]
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Government Time Traveler Report (RR)
“CONTEMPLATION TIME” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 7, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for the truth. Today we’re at an undisclosed location but I did see a sign that read ‘NASA’ and another that proclaimed ‘AUTHORIZED FORCE,’ so I guess we better watch […]
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The Decadence of Suspended Reality (RR)
“THE LAND OF MAKE-BELIEVE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 3, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that exposes our current state of ridiculous that’s running rapidly from coast to coast. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host […]
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Pastor Dunkin’s Christmas Eve Service (RR)
“IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO SAY YOU’RE SORRY” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Dec. 24, 2018) — “Welcome to our humble home, whether you’re watching TV from your home or away, and for those of you who are reading the transcript, glad to have you. We’ve been blessed with the presence of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ hosted […]