“THE FACTS SPEAK OTHERWISE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a daily broadcast of current events. Nowadays we have more readers than viewers, and we’re sad to see cable and satellite providers drop us from their lineup, but, all the same, […]
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Zyklon’s Prime Directive (RR)
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Henry Reveals Attack Plans! (RR)
“WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 1, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of on-the-road reporting from ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ As we were leaving Madam Shylock’s Crystal Ball Emporium, located in Cassadaga, FL, Henry,…well, to make a long story short, we’ll just play the tape. Camera shows Roving […]
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Madam Shylock Reveals All (RR)
“HOLD ACCOUNTABLE THOSE WHO BREAK THE LAW” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 29, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we’re broadcasting from Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium, down in sunny Cassadaga, FL. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR); what do you say we dispense with […]
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Zorkophsky’s Latest Gadget (RR)
“SMARTER THAN THE GOVERNMENT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 19, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another pleasing episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where informed people go to stay informed. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) with our good friend and longtime contributor, Professor Zorkophsky, here in his rather […]
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The Funniest Play Ever Written (RR)
“WHO ARE THE GOOD GUYS?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 15, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to be for the informed, enlightened and the entranced who are enthused by the world’s greatest reporting. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and […]
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If Your Shoes were made by the Government (RR)
“WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SOCIALISM” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where, when you leave, you’ll be a more informed citizen and, therefore, able to make an informed discussion on why Socialism is the death of freedom; the end of free speech; the […]
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Zorkophsky Explains “Trump Derangement Syndrome” (RR)
“THAT BAD?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another fact-filled episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your reprieve from the truth-benders who concoct tall tales of collusion and delusion and confusion for reasons that make you scratch your head. You want an example? How about […]
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Turkey Talk: Rape Jihad (RR)
“AMERICA IS NEXT ON THE LIST” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 22, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a place where truth is not a stranger. Hello, I’m Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host as I conduct on-the-street interviews of our neighbors […]
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Documented Proof of Aliens! (RR)
“YOU MAY HAVE MARRIED AN ‘OBOT’” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another fact-filled episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ whose motto is, ‘If you don’t like us, change the channel.’ That’s right: we aim to accommodate. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving […]
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Roving Trapped in the Hinterland (RR)
“A CAPTIVE GUEST” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 10, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another on-the-road episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ That’s right, we’re out of the big city and the closest neon lights are hours away. We’re tucked in the deep dark woods, not too many miles from […]
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Zork says Dems Have Lowered the Bar (RR)
“BEGGING FOR SOMETHING YOU DON’T DESERVE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 1, 2019) — La Grange, IL.: A vigilante mob attacked a homeowner in suburban Chicago yesterday for mowing his lawn perpendicular to the street. Roving Reporter, for ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ was on hand to interview a mob participant. “So, what’s the problem?” “Isn’t it […]
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The Purgative Option Exercised (RR)
“ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF INSANITY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 30, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for the news of the day. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I conduct interviews of our neighbors as they go about their […]
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Welcome to the Land of the Rats (RR)
“UNDER THE GOVERNMENT’S THUMB” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 29, 2019) — Palm Beach County, FL: “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a news-info TV show that tackles real problems and doesn’t try and point the finger at imagined wrongs that keep the auditors away from Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi […]
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The Mueller Circus (RR)
“SOME PEOPLE NEVER GET IT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 25, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting and entertaining segment of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your brain’s one-stop service station. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be conducting street interviews of our neighbors as […]
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Pulse of the Nation Company Picnic (RR)
“WE’RE GOING DOWN” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our annual company picnic. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) and I’ll take you around and introduce the folks, the people who make up the ‘Pulse’ family. Chief New Leaf has lakefront property in Wisconsin, just over the […]
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Send Her Back; Send Them All Back (RR)
“PRETTY STRONG WORDS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 19, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a television information show that reports the daily news in real time with real facts. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and, as you can see, we’re back […]
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The “Non-Combatants” Among Us (RR)
“DON’T LET FACTS CLOUD THE ISSUE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a place where you can rely on opinions based on fact and not something that we paid for from an untrusted person in England; statements based on real life […]
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Hey, Omar, Try and Silence Me (RR)
“AMERICA’S ENEMIES” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 11, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome where only the truth is allowed: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host while we interview our neighbors as they hustle off to the big city, […]