“SOME PEOPLE NEVER GET IT”
by OPOVV, ©2019
(Jul. 25, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting and entertaining segment of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your brain’s one-stop service station. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be conducting street interviews of our neighbors as they rush to take the train to the city. And here we are, broadcasting from under the awning, across the street from the station. Excuse me, sir, care to be interviewed on live TV?”
“Sure; why not? I’ve a few minutes until my train comes anyway. Name is Jed and you’re that Roving guy. So, what do you want to know?”
“Mind if I ask what you do for a living?”
“Not at all, I’m a TA, Teacher’s Assistant, for the math department here at the university. Seen Professor Zorkophsky‘s latest edition to his office lately? Unbelievable. So, what’s the question of the day?”
“Yasser Arafat was the head honcho for the Muslims living on the perimeter of Israel for years and accepted hundred of millions of dollars from the United States; how much of that money was spent on healthcare facilities and for the advancement of women?”
“Take any number and googleplex it and then multiply it by one big fat zero and that’s the answer.”
“So that’s what passes as math humor, ‘Arafat’ and ‘big fat zero?’”
“Take it whenever you can. See you around, Roving.”
“Later. Let’s break for a commercial.”
“Do-Re-Mi” (2:18)
“And we’re back about to ask this young lady a question or two. Excuse me, Miss, Roving for ‘Pulse.’”
“Hello, Roving for ‘Pulse’; read you in The P&E. Used to watch you on TV. I like that fortune-teller the best.”
“Madam Shylock is everybody’s favorite. So, did you see any of the Mueller hearing?”
“You mean the ‘Mueller Circus,’ don’t you?”
“So, what did you think of it?”
“It made me look up the word exonerated, is what it did.”
“And?”
“So how can you exonerate somebody if they did nothing wrong?”
“You can’t; it’s impossible. But I’ll tell you this: The View will continue wasting their breath on the Russian Hoax until the day our sun novas.”
“Some people never get it; now ain’t that the truth? Oops, have to run.”
“And off she goes. Okay, who is next in line?”
“I am.”
“And who might you be?”
“I’m John from right here.”
“Were you born here?”
“Well, no, but I’ve lived here all of my life.”
“So you’re from somewhere else and now you live here? Okay, most of us were born somewhere else. So, what’s your take on the circus yesterday?”
“You know what? It was stupid, is what it was. So Trump was exonerated, right? Well, if Trump was, then so were we all. Gee, isn’t it great: every American exonerated from something none of us did, thought about, or would even do even if we did think about it, which we didn’t.”
“Yes, we all feel relieved, except for those infected with Trump Derangement Syndrome, who woke up this morning with a relapse. These people are even more determined to dig their hole deeper and deeper. A good example would be the poster child of in-our-face Muslim activations from Ilhan Omar (0:16), where she said that white men should be guarded against. Guess what? Trump is a white man.”
“When will it ever end?”
“Look, obviously they have a mental disorder that blocks logic, facts and truth which contributes to how they reach their conclusions on their world view.”
“Which is why their world view of what’s happening is wrong.”
“I think the word ‘wrong’ is too tame, in this instance. Let’s borrow a clinically-approved phrase that Professor Zorkophsky uses: Loony Tunes. Thanks for talking with us.
“And off he goes. Now, about Mueller’s testimony yesterday: it was acted according to script. It was the final scene of Macbeth and the actors were superb, playing their parts magnificently; Mueller gets the Academy Award for another Three-card Monte trick: anything to take our attention away from Obama*’s involvement, and that’s the ticket. That’s the prize: to prove that there is in fact a Deep State actively steering our country into another failed Socialist State. And now, on behalf of the crew, it’s that time when I wish you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Another great show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Obama: WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?]
“Sweet Home Alabama” (4:45)