“A QUESTION OF EDUCATION” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jun. 12, 2019) — “Zyklon calling Henry; do you have the ‘State of the Earth’ report ready?” “But it hasn’t even been two months since your last visit. I thought time slowed down in space travel.” “It does, but we had it in reverse by mistake.” “Oh, that explains […]
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He Who Whines the Loudest Gets the Trophy (RR)
“A CROOKED DECK” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jun. 10, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that makes no excuses for immature behavior. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re broadcasting from one of the cheap seats at […]
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Look What They’ve Done to Our Eden (RR)
“DRAIN THE SWAMP” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jun. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that goes beyond your everyday bland reporting, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ People ask me if all our stories are on the up-and-up, which is a pretty good question because I’ve often wondered the same […]
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Story of the Little People (RR)
“WE LIVE BY COMMON SENSE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 30, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that needs no introduction. Hello, I’ll be your host, Roving, here at an undisclosed location in the heart of New York State, on the […]
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Geriatric Overload Results in Short Circuits (RR)
“THEY DON’T KNOW WHERE TO RUN” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 24, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that’s enjoyed by all reasonable people who live by the rule of deductive reasoning: if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Hello, my name is Roving Reporter and welcome to ‘The Pulse […]
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“Be Careful, Son” (RR)
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The Common Denominator (RR)
“NAME JUST ONE, PLEASE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 19, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to where the truth isn’t a stranger; where facts aren’t twisted; and where reality isn’t sugarcoated to mean something entirely different: ‘The Truth of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and, […]
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The Veteran’s Manifesto (RR)
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Zorkophsky Discusses Limitless Human Imagination (RR)
“FAR OUT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to what has become the ‘Modern Office Renovation Show,’ watched by thousands of budding architects, each striving to outdo the other in upping their fees by spending lavishly on unnecessary perks, and if you want proof, let me show […]
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The General Speaks Metaphorically (RR)
“WHAT’S IT GOING TO TAKE?” by OPOVV , ©2019 (Apr. 21, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular show that’s been rated in the top 100 for the last couple of years in its time slot. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter, bringing you another exciting episode […]
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Henry Reports to Zyklon (RR)
“WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 16, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special report from that well-known intergalactic traveler, Zyklon the Exalted One. Zyklon is due for a flyby in another minute or two and has been gracious enough to let us listen in on Henry’s State […]
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The People Speak! (RR)
“MOB RULE IS A DANGEROUS GAME” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 14, 2019) — “I’ve had it! Our government is no better than Sweden’s or any of the other idiot politicians who lord over the safety of their citizens that allow for the Muslim invasion.” “Hold it right there. You just can’t start speaking until you’ve […]
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Difference Between Spying & Surveilling (RR)
DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT? by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 12, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ an excuse to give your brain recess-time from a hectic day. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re standing on a corner in the suburbs, […]
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Recipe for Swamp (RR)
“EXPOSE OBAMA” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your most enjoyable break from the hustle and bustle, turmoil and Left-Wing Loonies that get you mad enough to make your blood boil. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), […]
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Onward Christian Soldiers (RR)
“EITHER WE SURVIVE…OR WE DON’T” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 28, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another respite for your constantly-attacked center of being: what makes you you. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re on our way to the farm of Mr. K, about 30 miles […]
